threefjefff

@jsmb.dev

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Resident pentacle enjoyer. Just likes the wizard picture. Gnome-curious.

A page from Elmer the Patchwork Elephant. "A large bush. A large bush covered with berries. A large bush covered with elephant-coloured berries"
Venison stew, chunks of neep and pearl onion peaking out. Stew dumplings looking like Eldritch horrors sit atop like Hapsburg bread monarchs. There's roast potatoes and charred broccoli served to try to distract you from the fact that this stew has so much butter in it, it will give you gout just by looking at it.
A half eaten bowl of Potatoes Boulangère. Thin slices of potatoes, herbs all cooked in reducing chicken stock have left everything looking deep and brown and delicious, though annoying to clean up.
Some jiggly turkey stock
Daal on the boil. It's right at the start of a 3 hour journey, so it looks like a spiced lentil soup.
The awful cishet "BRED" photos from the reply post, with the wife ensconced in cattle breeding equipment, edited to have the wife in a slice of bread
Movie poster for Repo Men (2010). Forrest Whittaker holds an insanely large grenade launcher and looks calm, Jude Law looks contemptuously at the camera.
A promo image indicating that threefjefff@jsmb.dev was 149,427th user on the site - joining on June 22nd 2023
A Linked in job advert: About the job We are hiring a Co-Founder / CTO / Lead Software Engineer, for an exciting new AI Recruitment / Talent Platform. We need a Full Stack Developer who can take ownership on this project. You will decide on the tech-stack, spearhead the product development, and help build the dev team. You must have previous start-up experience + the drive / willingness to work extremely hard. We are trying to build a disruptive product which can scale quickly. Only A-Players needed! Our office is in London Victoria, and you must be willing to work here several days per week. This will begin as a pure % equity role, and then salary will be available as soon as we receive funding (we are currently in discussions with investors about this). We are understandable this is hard as you have bills to pay, so this can start out part-time (nights, weekends, etc) until the pre-seed is raised, we are super flexible on this. Sounds good? Apply now for more info
A small dog perched on the windowsill as a cat might: surveying her domain. She is looking towards the camera, though this is difficult to see as her face is dark and not well lit.
A scone with clotted cream, raspberry jam, blueberries, strawberries and blackberries. A summer delight.
Some unidentified fractal looking plants that have sprouted numerous stamen. So thirsty.
A picture of Elroy the spider, who has made his home hanging out in an old gap in some masonry
An illustration of a Scorpion sitting on a Frog's back captioned "Come on, bro, get on Threads"