Sordan Jnodgrass

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Just some random vato in Sandy Eggo named Sordan Jnodgrass. Skeptic. Skeptical of skeptics. Skeptical of skeptics who are skeptical of skeptics. #BanCars I make dumb music sometimes too: https://www.thesnodgrass.com

A gray plastic trash bin covered in colorful graffiti tags (black, orange, green, and white spray paint) sits in a dirt alley beside greenery and a wood fence. The bin’s wheels have been replaced with chrome car-style rims. A yellow house and blue sky are visible in the background.
A TV news/broadcast host with reddish-brown hair, wearing a dark suit and blue patterned tie, looking down with a furrowed, contemplative expression. A closed-caption box overlays the lower part of the image reading: “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.” A stone fireplace and TV studio ticker screens are visible in the background.
the city of San Diego installing new plastic bollards on the 30th Street Bike lanes in North Park, San Diego, CA
Merlin is a 1998 two-part television miniseries starring Sam Neill as Merlin, recounting the wizard's life in the mythic history of Britain. Loosely adapted from the legendary tales of Camelot, the plot adds the antagonistic Queen Mab and expands Merlin's backstory before the birth of King Arthur. The sequel Merlin's Apprentice followed in 2006.
Switzerland’s coach I dunno his name
A urinal at Bock in San Diego featuring a soccer-themed screen — a green pitch-patterned deodorizer mat with a miniature white goal and soccer ball, water flushing down from the rim above.
Expressionist oil painting depicting a skeletal pirate figure seated atop a glowing mound of treasure in a dark cave, rendered in loose, gestural brushwork with a moody palette of blacks, deep reds, and golden yellows. Inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at Disneyland. Signed “Aaron” in the lower right corner.
Framed black-and-white photograph labeled “Disneyland — Original 1950s Photograph,” priced at $450, displayed on an easel against a light blue embossed wallpaper. The photo shows Richard Nixon greeting a group of women and a young child near the Submarine attraction at Disneyland, with a hot air balloon gondola visible in the background. A price sign below reads “Original 1950s Disneyland Photographs $450.00 Each.”
A news screenshot showing a man in a gray suit smiling at a press conference podium with an LA Kings logo microphone, set against an LA Kings branded backdrop. The headline reads: “Kings new coach Laviolette corrects pronunciation of San Diego in ‘Anchorman’ reference.”
a couple of yanks taking the piss on a couple of brits. peveril on the peak, manchester, uk
A close-up photo of a California ballot showing three candidates listed with their party preferences. The candidates are Mauro Alberto Orozco (Small Business Owner, Party Preference: None), Barack D. Obama Shaw (Business Owner, Party Preference: DEM), and Antonio Villaraigosa (Housing Affordability Advocate, Party Preference: DEM). Each name has an unfilled oval bubble to its left for marking a selection.
The exterior of the tiki bar structure on Hot Tear Island under a dramatic stormy sky. The building features a wide, curved wooden roof, three carved tiki masks mounted across the front facade, and tiki totem columns on either side. A player character in mushroom-themed gear stands in front, holding a glowing blue lightning orb in one hand and a golden light in the other, with palm trees visible to the right.
A humorous “Missing” flyer stapled to a wooden utility pole. The flyer reads “MISSING — HAVE YOU SEEN MY ROBOT?” in large red text. The central photo shows a life-sized robot sculpture with a boombox for a head and a exposed brain on top, standing next to a young man in a black jacket in an outdoor field setting. Below the photo, the flyer lists the robot’s details: Name: B3000, Height: 7 ft, Weight: 832 lbs. A QR code and a small hand-drawn robot illustration appear in the center. The right side reads “IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO BECKWARDS.” Along the bottom are tear-off tabs printed with the phone number (213) 787-3844 (312).
Britney Spears with my face standing in front of a yellow school bus but is says “fools” instead of “school”
screenshot of a text message exchange, first person says: "Am I a chopped unc" and other person replies: "No you're a goated unc"
Picture of a bunch of trash/recycle bins blocking the bike lane
A stone relief plaque mounted on a rough-cut stone wall, depicting Mr. Rat from the Disneyland attraction Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. The shield-shaped medallion shows a cartoon rat character in profile, wearing a deerstalker cap and jacket with a cravat, rendered in aged gray stone. The shield is framed with decorative ruffled stonework at the corners. A scroll-shaped plaque below reads: “MR. RAT — Tries to Cure Toad’s ‘Motormania’”
A hand-carved wooden mug featuring a expressive human face in relief on the front. The face has deep-set dark eyes beneath heavy furrowed brows, a broad bulbous nose, prominent cheekbones, and a wide grinning mouth with visible teeth. The carving has a weathered, rustic quality with rough, shredded wood fibers framing the face on the sides and top like wild hair. The wood has a warm medium-brown tone with a slight sheen suggesting a finish or oil treatment. The mug sits on a light-colored surface.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
That time we went to see Fantomas at the Troubador and the Lakers won the championship that night so there were riots on Sunset strip and we saw Fred Durst stuck in traffic in his Porsche so we paparazzid his ass
aoc telling jfk jr to fuck off
withers from baldurs gate 3
xkcd comic titled “Dependency.” A towering, precarious stack of gray rectangular blocks and connectors is labeled “All Modern Digital Infrastructure.” An arrow points to a small, unassuming piece near the base of the structure with the caption: “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
“Yo dawg, I heard you like load balancers, so I put a load balancer in front of your load balancer so you can balance while you balance” — the Xzibit “Yo Dawg” meme, featuring the rapper grinning and pointing, adapted for Kubernetes load balancing humor.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Screenshot from a 60 Minutes interview showing three Catholic clergy members in black clerical attire seated in chairs inside a church. Each wears a pectoral cross and sunglasses, giving the group an unexpectedly cool, sunglasses-wearing appearance. A church altar and cross are visible in the background.
down detector graphs showing outages for reddit, bluesy, Microsoft 365, Claude, network solutions, Microsoft, and cloud flare
Meme featuring the Kool-Aid Man bursting through a brick wall and saying “Oh yeah!” Text reads: “Because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A man (Alec Watson of the Technology Connections YouTube channel) sits at a desk with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression of exaggerated surprise. He wears a black t-shirt featuring a vivid blue sci-fi/space art graphic with an astronaut figure. His hands are clasped on the desk in front of him. On the desk are several electric vehicle charging cables — a coiled black cable on the left, a white connector (likely a Level 2 J1772 or similar EV handle) in the center-front, and a blue cable visible at the bottom right, along with what appears to be a small charging adapter or device. The background is an eclectic studio set with shelves displaying retro objects including a rotary telephone, a lava lamp, a vintage camera, and various colorful knickknacks, with monitors showing blue-tinted imagery.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Placard with a dark red background and white text displaying a John Muir quote from 1912: ‘These blunt-nosed mechanical beetles will hereafter be allowed to puff their way into all the parks and mingle their gas-breath with the breath of the pines and waterfalls.’
Sepia-toned photograph of two men on the deck of a fishing vessel, straining with long wooden fishing poles to haul large tuna aboard. The foreground figure — bearded, wearing a light shirt and wide-brimmed hat — grimaces with effort as he pulls his line. A second man in a dark jacket and hat braces behind him. The deck is crowded with crew members and chaotic with poles, ropes, and fish, conveying the physical intensity of traditional pole-and-line tuna fishing.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
a little friar doll in his little friar outfit and a finger presses down on his head and a little friar weenus pops out of his robe
A couple lies kissing on a downtown street at night while riot police in helmets and body armor advance through smoke and haze in the background, with a line of officers visible further down the block. Debris litters the pavement around them.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Interior of the Jacobs Music Center in San Diego, viewed from the second row of orchestra seating looking upward toward the ceiling. The ornate ceiling features a large octagonal dome with radiating panels in muted green and gold tones, centered by a decorative pendant chandelier. The dome is framed by elaborate gilded plasterwork and surrounded by smaller accent light fixtures with amber glass. Multi-tiered balconies with warm gold finishes line the side walls, and modern stage lighting rigs are visible along the ceiling perimeter.
Photo of cars in line at a gas station with the caption: “the most dramatic picture of a petroleum station we could find.”
A mid-century modern concrete birdbath featuring a stylized female figure as the pedestal, rendered in a simplified, abstract form with one hand on her hip. The figure supports a wide, shallow, semi-circular basin on her head. The piece is painted or cast in a pale mint green and white, showing weathering and age-related speckles. The birdbath rests on an oval base and is photographed against a white textured wall.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Dune 3 meme that says “Snodgrass: Everyone knows at least one”
A well-worn 7-inch vinyl record sleeve on MGM Records (catalog number PM-101) titled ‘First Man on the Moon — Commemorative Record of Apollo 11 Flight, July 1969,’ narrated by Hugh Downs. The dark blue cover features an illustrated lunar landscape with two spacecraft on the moon’s surface. The sleeve shows significant wear including bent and torn corners. Technical advisor credit reads Major James C. Sparks, USAF (Ret.). Produced and manufactured by MGM Merchandising Corp., New York, NY.
A hand holds up a 7” vinyl single in a clear sleeve. The cover reads “ANAL TRUMP” at the top in bold stencil-style lettering, with the title “Fuckin’ Bitch” in the lower right corner. The cover art features a blurry, washed-out image of a hand pointing — the hand of Renée Nicole Good, a 37-year-old American woman and U.S. citizen who was fatally shot by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, Minnesota on January 7, 2026. In the background, a shelf displays a folk art figurine, a Loth-cat tiki mug from Galaxy’s Edge, and an R2-D2 figure.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A hockey trading card from the “Day With The Cup” series showing Phil Kessel, right wing for the Pittsburgh Penguins, posing on a golf course with the Stanley Cup, which is filled with hot dogs. Kessel is wearing a blue polo shirt, dark shorts, and a black cap, smiling broadly. The card displays the Penguins logo and Kessel’s name and position along the bottom.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
McKayla Maroney smirking because she won silver not gold
cover of Goblin Cock's "Necronomidonkeykongimicon" album
Visitors pose with a costumed Klingon warrior performer amid colorful swirling light effects and glowing drink stirrers inside Quark’s Bar and Grill at the Star Trek Experience in Hilton Las Vegas, circa 2008.
Picture after Auston Matthews and Jack Hughes just collided going after a Quinn Hughes drop pass. In their own end. On the power play. Fifty feet from anybody else.
Indiana jones punching a Nazi
Always has been
A photo of gene simmons at comic con 2009 getting hand blocked by an elderly usher lady. she didn’t know who he was and didn’t give a fuck as he was embarrassingly and humiliatingly blocked by her.
Dude from the instruction video before Soarin saying “nice work, pal.”
A green-painted bridge pillar on the Cabrillo Bridge in Balboa Park, San Diego, with a small handwritten note tied around it using string. The note quotes a statement about taking over voting and nationalizing elections, attributed to Donald Trump with a handwritten date, and includes commentary calling the idea unconstitutional. In the background, trees, a road below, and distant city buildings are visible under a blue, partly cloudy sky.
iPhone settings screen titled “Cellular Data” for iCloud Photos. The Cellular Data toggle is switched on, and below it the “Unlimited Updates” option is also turned on, indicating that iCloud Photos is allowed to upload and download photos over cellular data when Wi-Fi is not available.
A meme-style screenshot of dark-mode iMessage bubbles reading, from top to bottom, “i ain’t reading all that,” “i’m happy for u tho,” and “or sorry that happened,” implying a dismissive response to a long message.
A green St. Augustine High School golf cart sits abandoned on a wet street behind the school during a rainstorm. Fallen leaves cover the pavement and grass, with palm trees and autumn-colored branches in the foreground and a tall fence and school grounds visible in the background.
Picture of the host from Disney California Adventure’s “Soaring Over California” ride giving a thumbs up and saying “Nice work, pal.”
Wide TV screen showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: a rustic, gray-haired man in medieval-style clothing pours ale from a wooden barrel into a metal mug at an outdoor encampment, with green tents and wooden benches visible behind him.
Posing in front of the Ass Icon Ass Hut store
Anime-style illustration of the Sailor Moon team standing on a city rooftop at night, posing heroically in their colorful sailor uniforms, with a crescent moon and city skyline behind them. The word ‘ANTIFA’ appears in large white block letters across the bottom of the image.
Collection of trader morts tiki mugs
My skeets about Alex tardy
Denny’s sign from San Clemente, CA
The famous “Three Fences” at Disneyland where 3 different types of fences converge between the Matterhorn and the Submarine Lagoon.
Rick Steves in front of Big Ben in London telling you to fuck off