James Stanton

@jstanton617.com

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Michael Jackson turning 360 degrees and moonwalking away
A mastodon post saying He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius | figured he must be a genius. Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
Techno Viking
Jamelle Bouie giving finger guns saying “That’s a piss baby”
A pink “portland (Oregon) frog” at the No Kings rally in Portland, ME
A tweet saying Me: I made a tweet! My brain: did anybody press the Button Me: many people pressed the Button Brain: excellent. you may now have the good chemicals
This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop's bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.
iOS notifcation showing “in 1m”
Tweet saying Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Two labs, one American Red, one English Chocolate
Brianna Wu, Matthew Stoller, Matt Yglesias follower labels
The underground hot tub at the spa at Seafire, Grand Cayman
A chocolate labrador wearing a scooby doo Mystery Machine Halloween costume
Ben Affleck smoking
Man watching Andor
The pick is in: The cardinals elected Robert Francis Prevost as their 267th pontiff. He took the papal name Leo XIV.
A picture of 8x Mr. Olympia winner Ronnie Coleman with his quote "EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, BUT DON'T NOBODY WANT TO LIFT NO HEAVY-ASS WEIGHTS." superimposed
When I got up to space, I wanted to get to the window to see what it was that was out there. I looked at the blackness of space. There were no dazzling lights. It was just palpable blackness. I believed I saw death. And then I looked back at the Earth. Given my background and having read a lot of things about the evolution of Earth over 5 billion years and how all the beauty of nature has evolved, I thought about how we're killing everything.
"I saw a cold, dark, black emptiness. It was unlike any blackness you can see or feel on Earth. It was deep, enveloping, all-encompassing. I turned back toward the light of home. I could see the curvature of Earth, the beige of the desert, the white of the clouds and the blue of the sky. It was life. Nurturing, sustaining, life. Mother Earth. Gaia. And I was leaving her," reads an excerpt from "Boldly Go" that was first published by Variety. "Everything I had thought was wrong," it reads. "Everything I had expected to see was wrong."
4 panel comic where the first guy is unable to pee at the urinal and the guy next to him starts shaming him for it
Chocolate lab sleeping on a couch
A bowl of ramen noodles
Juxtaposed headshots of actors Mark Strong and Stanley Tucci who look very similar
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Chocolate lab resting his head on a man’s legs