JThomasAlbert

@jthomasalbert.bsky.social

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Call me Tommy. Graphic designer stuck in the Florida panhandle, Tabletop gaming enthusiast, he/him, the good kind of weird If you quote-repost me to get a dogpile going, I will just mute the thread.

Still image from the animated series "The Amazing Digital Circus" featuring the characters Gangle and Zooble sharing a moment. Gangle has a porcelain Melpomene (tragedy) mask and long coiled ribbons forming her body. Zooble is toy-like with a plastic body full of sockets for attaching an assortment of parts & accessories. She has a purple head shaped like a wedge of cheese with a pair of mismatched eyes and two wacky antennae. He limbs are all mismatched. The pair are actully humans trapped in a VR simulation of cartoon circus.
The character "Immortan Joe" from the post-apocalyptic action flick "Mad Max: Fury Road"
Photo of a Taylor Farms Everything with Chicken Chopped Salad.
Still image from the sketch comedy show, "The Kids in the Hall" featuring manservant Hecubus (David Foley) and Sir Simon Milligan (Kevin Thompson) of the fictional public access show "The Pit of Ultimate Darkness." Hecubus is pale with black hair and is dressed in a black unitard. Sir Simon is dramatic-looking and wearing a purple print jacket over a black shirt.
Emoji with a big open-mouthed smile, visible tongue and eyes rollin up to the right.
Watercolor illustration by Artist Roger Dean. A colorful alien ship with a sail remnuscent of a dragon's wing glides through a world of floating islands and twisted trees.
Still image from the horror movie "Fright Night" (1985) featuring actress Amanda Bearse as Amy Peterson, a young woman who has been transformed into a vampire with a fang-filled ear-to-ear grin.
Illustration from the classic Charles Dickens novel "A Christmas Carol or: Ebenezer Scrooge." Ebenezer, in his sleepong attire, is seated before the fireplace and confronted by the ghost of his deceased business partner, Jacob Marley, who drags heavy burdensome chains representing the sins he committed in life.
Still image from the 1980 horror film "The Shining" zoomed in on an old photograph captioned "Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball 1921." The man hosting the party bears an alarming resemblance to the film's main character, a man born well after 1921 who, possibly driven mad by the malevolent spirit of the hotel, attempts to murder his wife & child.
Still image from the 1972 horror film "Frogs." A July 4th celebration is interrupted by a horde of invading frogs who trample a cake decorated like the American flag.
Opening image from the 1985 horror/comedy "eturn of the Living Dead" featuring the Uneeda Medical supply warehouse with the caption "July 3, 1984 5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time"
The mem with Squidward Tentacles looking out his window at Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star looking happy & having fun with Squidward labelled "My Hometown" and Spongebob & Patrick labelled "New York City." This is in response to New York City Mayor, Zohran Mamdani, doing yet another awesome thing to make the lives of people living in New York City better.
Photo of a custom muscle car with a massive engine.
Still image from the 1988 Studio Ghibli animated feature "My Neighbor Totoro" featuring the titular woodland spirit who resembles a cross between a raccoon and an owl. He sits on a branch above a stream alongside two young girls and some small forest spirits fishing in the stream.
The Chris Matthews/Tucker Carlson Hardball outrage meme with a photo of unicorn hoody pajamas on a headless store mannequin making the unicorn head look squashed & deformed with a wide mouth.
Screen grab of an ad on YouTube featuring a very fat bald man in black trousers and a white tank top heavily stained with sweat looking out a window reminiscent of something aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise in the TV series "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
Model kit for the dolphin Darwin from the sci-fi TV series "Seaquest DSV." Darwin is a Pacific bottlenose dolphin with advanced intelligence. He is fitted with special scuba apparatus allowing him to remain underwater for exyended periods.
The character Cornfed Pig from the animated series "Duckman." Cornfed is Duckman's assistant, though he is the far more competent of the two. He is an anthropomorphic pig in a brown suit, blue tie and fedora.
The movie poster for the 1986 live-action fantasy film "Labyrinth" written by Monty Python alum, Terry Jones and made by Jim Henson studios. The poster features the Goblin King Jareth (David Bowie) holding a glowing crystal ball. Behind him is a map of a labyrinth. Below him is his elaborate castle. Standing in front of the castle is a young girl, Sarah, in an elegant ball gown. (Jennifer Connelly) surrounding the castle are 8mages of the fantastic creatures of the labyrinth, designed by artist Brian Froud and built by the Henson Creature Workshop.
A photo of a comic drawn in black ballpoint pen on a light yellow Post-it Note. A man, possibly dead, is lying on the ground, his face peeled off. Another man, holding the face and a bloody knife. He looks down at the exposed skull and says, "I knew it!"
Cover for the 1972 album "Close to the Edge" by British progressive rock band Yes. The album features watercolor artwork by graphic artist Roger Dean. It slowly shades from black at the top to emerald green at the bottom. At the very top is the name of the album with a logo for the band under it. These are rendered in highly stylized swooping text shading from bright blue at the top to yellow-green at the bottom.
Still image from the 2001 animated feature "Spirited Away" from Studio Ghibli and director Hayao Miyazaki. The scene is the interior of a passenger train. Sitting in the center of the image is Chihiro, a young human girls whose family accidentally trespassed into the spirit realm. Beside her sits Noh Face, a spirit seemingly made from shadow with a traditional Japanese Noh mask where a face would be on a human. Boh, the child of the witch Yubaba, sits on the back of the seat in mouse form eagerly watching the world outside. Next to him is his mother's familiar Yu Bird transformed into a comically tiny and cartoonish blackbird. Other passengers on the train appear to be shadowy silhouettes of humans, spirits bound for the afterlife.
Poster for the 1981 film "All the Marbles" starring Peter Falk as a trainer/agent for women's wrestling duo "The California Dolls" played by Vicki Frederick and Laurene Landon.
Detail of a pencil sketch of the monster Rawhead Rex from the Clive Barker horror short story of the same name. Rawhead is a 3-meter-tall pagan fertility god, humanoid in appearance, with a massive head and wide shark-like mouth.
Still image from the 2019 science fiction horror film, "The Color out of Space." A woman is "infected" with an extraterrestrial force in the form of a violet light which twists & warps organic matter.
Photo of a juvenile North American opossum in the grass. Photo taken in Northwest Florida.
Screenshot from the Commodore 64 version of the video game "The Eidolon" (1985) by Lucasfilm Games. (Now Lucas Arts) The screen presents view from the titular Victorian-age machine designed to take you into your own mind. Above the control panel the player can see a cave with a dragon guarding the exit.
Title card in the style of "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" that says, "Everyone is horny. Nobody is getting laid."
Poster for the 1972 horror film "Frogs" featuring a frog emerging from a swamp with a human hand in its mouth. It is unclear if the hand is tiny or the frog is giant. The tagline reads, "If you are squeamish, STAY HOME! Cold green skin against soft warm flesh! . . . A croak . . . a scream FROGS! It's the day nature strikes back."
Poster for the 2013 comedy "Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child" written by and starring YouTube personality Stuart Ashens. The film revolves around Stuart's efforts to acquire a rare cheap electronic game that was a rip-off of the Nintendo Gameboy.
Title card in the style of "Star Trek: Voyager" that says, "We Got Turned into Newts (But we got better)"
Title Card in the style of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" that says, "The Prime Directive is Based on Racist B*llsh*t."
Title card in the style of the 1977 "Star Trek" animated series that says "Send All Billionaires to Space. . . PERMANENTLY."
Cover art from the novel "The Pride of Chanur" (1982) by C. J. Cherryh. Illustration by Michael Whelan. Five female Hani, humanoid feline-like aliens with tawny fur, surround a blond-haired human male. They guard him with energy-based handguns.
Photo of a Carolina Wild Petunia bloom.a delicate violet-blue star-shaped flower. Photgraphed in the Florida panhandle on May 20, 2026.
Info Graphic on the Buff Orpington Chicken Breed declaring they are friendly, gentle, likely to go broody and great for beginners. They are named after Orpington, England, developed in the 19th century and are valued for meat & egg production, producung an average of 280 brown eggs per year. Buff Orpingtons are large plump tan chickens with red combs & wattles.
Mugshot of the infamous rapist/murderer Carl Panzram
Still image from the 1977 fantasy/dark comedy "Jabberwocky" written & directed by Monty Python alum Terry Gilliam. A knight in black armor squares up with a dragon.
Photo of actor Stephen Geoffreys as Edward "Evil Ed" Thompson in the 1985 horror film "Fright Night."
Spongebob Squarepants looking smugly satisfied.
Rob Schneider looking like a doofus.
Photo of a sweetpea, a del8cate light purple flower.
Closeup view of the face of the monster Rawhead from the short story "Rawhead Rex" by the British horror/fantasy writer Clive Barker. Rawhead is a 3-meter tall humanoid with an enormous head and wide mouth full of razor-sharp teeth.
Still image from the 1957 sci-fi film "The Giant Claw" featuring the titular monster, an enormous vulture-like creature of extraterrestrial origin the size of a battleship.
Poster from the 1985 British horror/sci-fi film "Lifeforce" featuring an extreme closeup side view of a blue human eye looking down on planet Earth.
A panel from the graphic novel adapted from Clive Barker's story "Rawhead Rex" featuring the titular monster. Rawhead is a three-meter- high humanoid with gray skin and an enormous amber head and shark-like mouth. His body appears emaciated but he is incredibly strong. He was a pagan fertility god improsoned by Roman invaders for centuries and unwittingly freed by a farmer who moved a large stone sealing his tomb.
Cover art for the 1989 game "A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia" for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game follows the adventures of an Earthling boy and an alien blob from the planet Blobolonia as the try to free Blobolonia from an evil overlord. The cover depicts, in comic-book-style panels, the pair using the blob's shape-shifting abilities to overcome obstacles.
Photograph of candy orange sluces. These are large orange-flavored gumdrops shaped like individual orange sections and covered in granulated sugar.
Photo of actress Alice Playten in costume and makeup as the goblin Blix in the 1985 fantasy film "Legend."
Photo of a 1973 GMC motor home.
Cover art for the 1999 tactical space battle simulator "Homeworld" by Runic. A massive mothership surrounded by smaller ships flies through space with a planet in the background.
Screen capture from the 1981 animated sci-fi/fantasy film "Heavy Metal" from the "So Beautiful and So Dangerous" segment. Zeke, a green alien with three nozzles coming out of his head, (voiced by Harold Ramis) sits behind the controls of a spaceship listening to Edsel, a pinkish purple alien with lumpy skin wearing a trucker's cap (voiced by Eugene Levy) as he leans casually against the back of the copilot's seat.
Photo of Bar-bar, a golden retriever lounging on a bed, taking up most of it.
Life reconstruction of a platybelodon, an ancient relatve of the elephant with an elongated lower jaw tipped woth two spade-like incisor teeth, a pair of short downward-pointing tosks in its upper jaw and a short flat trunk between them.
Cover of the Rolling Stones' 1971 album "Sticky Fingers" featuring a black & white photo of lead singer Mick Jagger's jeans-clad crotch with a prominent bulge.
A photograph of an osprey flight feather. The feather is cream colored near the base, shades to chocolate brown at the end and has several dark brown bands.
Photograph of a game cartridge. "Pitfall!" for the Atari 2600 home video game console. Released in 1982, "Pitfall!" is a side-view platforming game. Players control Pitfall Harry, an adventurer, as he runs through the jungle hunting for treasure, jumping over rolling log, crossing pits, sinkholes & ponds by swinging across on vines or hopping on crocodile heads and exploring underground caves all while avoiding the venemous stings of scorpions and the venemous bite of cobras.