Jeff in Texas

@jts65.bsky.social

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Higher education administrator & recovering lawyer focused on sports & progressive politics. He/Him/His. Big fan: Orioles, Blues, Bucs, my dogs. Florida native, dad of 2, amateur choral musician. 5-time Jeopardy! champion, but a long time ago.

Girl talking guy's ear off meme
Typical Jeffy from "Family Circus," taking a dotted line route all over the yard and beyond.
Pitch Track for Trout's at bat showing the 6th pitch clearly a strike.
DJ Stewart says LET'S GOOOO to a seated Adley Rutschman
Ryan Mountcastle looks shocked
Tweet: "Adley Rutschman, Colton Cowser, Ryan Mountcastle and Gunnar Henderson were about to see "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" in theaters when the catcher received the call that he had been traded, Cowser said. They didn't end up seeing the movie, obviously. 'It was pretty emotional,' Cowser said. 'All I could do was give him a hug and tell him that I'm here for him and I love him.' "
Lucy from Peanuts saying "Christ, what an asshole."
Headline: "Adell headed to Cleveland"
The meatball that De La Cruz hit as shown in Pitch Track
Headline from July 28: "O's remain confident in Kremer after yielding career-high 8 ER vs. Tigers"
My local weather showing it's currently 107° and feels like 111°
Photo of Jake Rogers in catching gear for the Tigers with the caption "Tigers DFA Jake Rogers"
Headline: "O's remain confident in Kremer after yielding career-high 8 ER vs. Tigers"
Baserinner face down and prone 20 feet from second base
Mount Rainier from a passing airliner
EV 61.5 mph, distance 0 feet, launch angle -81°
Special Guests A lineup of legendary guests gather to celebrate Bill Maher at the 27th annual Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Louis C.K. Whitney Cummings Woody Harrelson Arianna Huffington Jay Leno John Mellencamp Stephen A. Smith
Laptop shows Blaze Alexander, with a jetbridge and taxiing plane outside the window on a sunny day at DFW
Gravesite of Alton E. Archer and, sometime in the future, my mother, in Wilmington, NC
FUUUUUUUUCK
Orioles starting lineup in Anaheim tonight. Don't ask – it sucks.
Scoreboard showing the El Paso Chihuahuas lineup on May 21, 2026. It includes Wagner, Solak, and Bowen, all of whom are playing for the Padres against the Orioles today.
A very tiny black-and-tan Chiweenie snoozles with her head on a Roku remote control
Ryan Mountcastle is bug-eyed
Orioles starting lineup vs. Seattle for today
I've seen 69 homers this season.
Ernie Clement runs into fucking Niagara Falls to avoid a tag by Gunnar Henderson
Orioles starting lineup for today with OPS: LF T. WARD .747 SS G. HENDERSON .707 DHA. RUTSCHMAN .839 1B P. ALONSO .777 C S. BASALLO .828 CF C. COWSER .701 RF T. O'NEILL .495 2B J. HOLLIDAY .684 Pric 3B B. ALEXANDER .700
Screenshot from "Cybertruck Owners" group on Facebook: "Hey guys.. so I got egged and ran it thru the wash 3 times and rubbed it off with windex but the streaks are indented into the steel. Anyone know how to remove it?"
NOBLETIGER definition
Alby says FUUUUUUCK
Alby says FUUUUUUCK
Alby says FUUUUUUCK
Albernaz says fuuuuuuuuck
Breaking: Missing Adult found at Lake Buffalo From Wichita County Sheriff's Office On Friday May 29, at approximately 2:39 om Wichita County Sheriff's Deputies, Texas Game Wardens and the Wichita County Emergency Management Office responded to Lake Buffalo in lowa Park in refence to a missing adult. Upon arrival, the Reporting Person reported that his 56-year-old son had gone to the lake to fist on May 27. The son's truck was found crashed in a ditch east of Burnett Ranch Road. 1 Wichita County tracking dog, drones, boats and all-terrain vehicles were deployed in search of the man After an exhaustive search of the area, the subject was not located. On Monday June 1, at approximately 12:30 pm, Deputies returned to the Lake after receiving additional information. At approximately 3:09 pm, the male was located in the water deceased. He was transported to the Southwestern Institute of Forensic Science in Dallas for an autopsy. The incident is under investigation by the Wichita County Sheriff's Office Criminal Investigation Division.
Wichita Falls Spudders game advertisement featuring a horribly distorted baseball and mitt
Peacock showing Flanagan baseball cards as an Oriole and a Jay
Screenshot from Peacock showing baseball cards of Mike Flanagan as an Oriole and a Jay
Blue Jays broadcast: Orioles tie, then win the game.
Final score Orioles 6 Blue Jays 5, with "L: Hoffman" circled
Skeets in all caps celebrating the Orioles' win and the Jays' demise
E.L. Wright Middle School, Columbia, SC
"Oh Fuck You're Gonna Make Me O" Riley Reid meme
"GOOD JOB GUNNAR"
"GOOD JOB GUNNAR"
Orioles starting lineup for today: LF WARD DH HENDERSON C RUTSCHMAN 1B ALONSO 3В WILSON CF TAVERAS SS ALEXANDER 2B HOLLIDAY RF O'NEILL
Gunnar poses for a photo with the caption GOOD JOB GUNNAR
Screenshot of two skeets: "Pedro Severino S... @bage... • 9s "there's so much celebration liquid out there" Go O's It's Possible | Jus... @mor... • 22s DADDY MILKERS FOREVER" MOOO••••••••••OO"
Star Trek (original series) title screen with title "And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame"
Inside view of Rosa's Cantina with tables, neon signs, and a bar.
10th inning view at the El Paso Chihuahuas ballpark
Field view at Southwest University Park with the El Paso skyline in the background. A baseball game is being played on the field.
Front of restaurant in El Paso called Steakpedos.
Screenshot of skeets from Molly Jong-Fast: "This crew is the picture of health," with a photo of RFK Jr.'s and Trump's disgusting, necrotized hands, followed by a skeet from Ben Collins: "two guys having an MVP-off"
Canadian-born Rafael "Ted" Cruz
Tommy Pham, OF, 2014-present: 10 teams played for: Cardinals, Rays, Padres, Reds, Red Sox, Mets, D-backs, White Sox, Royals, Pirates
Orioles 3 Yankees 2, featuring a notification by Amazon Alexa attributing "Key hits by Frazier and Santander"
meme of guy looking in the mirror and pointing at his image with the caption "get in there and make it about you"
When Chiweenies attack: a smol black and tan dog, Jelly Bean looks kinda crazy-eyed and her tongue is wagging out.
Screenshot of a Google summary of the "NOBLETIGER," stating "Contextual Usage • Frequency: Analyses suggest this occurs roughly 3 times per 100 games. • Usage: It is heavily used by baseball fans on social media (Reddit, X) to describe a demoralizing failure to drive in a run when it seems guaranteed."