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he/him I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies) Sandwich Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/juan.mywasteofspace.com/feed/aaansno74tefw https://letterboxd.com/juaninja

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a grid of 10 movies: Project Hail Mary Hoppers Send Help Supergirl The Sheep Detectives Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice Obsession The Super Mario Galaxy Movie I Love Boosters
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Okay, it's a car. We've invented the Pontiac Aztek.
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A tier list of 24 movies directed by Steven Spielberg: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Minority Report (2002) The Fabelmans (2022) Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) West Side Story (2021) Jaws (1975) E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) The Color Purple (1985) Jurassic Park (1993) Saving Private Ryan (1998) Catch Me If You Can (2002) War of the Worlds (2005) The Adventures of Tintin (2011) Lincoln (2012) Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Empire of the Sun (1987) Hook (1991) Schindler's List (1993) The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) 1941 (1979) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Ready Player One (2018)
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I'll fuckin do it again
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of your life.
what the ... why is this pixar movie making me weep openly
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Brian Tyree Henry in Joker (2019)
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aquaman
Morte is a talking skull. His sole weapon seems to be his mouth, whether by taunting or biting. He seems to be along for the ride, whether you want him around or not. You are somewhat curious as to how he is able to float around.
You know, funny little green ghouls.
To the window (To the window) To the wall (To the wall) 'Til sweat drop down my balls (My balls)
Narrator: Hey, that's the name of the show!
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THE CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER AND THE TECHNICAL ADVISOR WERE IN THE CLOSET MAKING BABIES AND I SAW ONE OF THE BABIES AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME.
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Hmm, that's true, but he shouldn't say it.
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3000 followers, 402 following, 2000 posts
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