John Cow

@juancow.bsky.social

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Story Director, The Coalition. Co-founder, Latinx-in-Gaming. Jug Band Musician. @juancow everywhere else.

Coke slurpee in a glass
Ecuador jersey.
A child standing in a foggy redwood forest, a steam engine waits for passengers behind a gate.
Where have the wild gorillas gone?
Legal jargon for second wall of text of games privacy policy.
The legal jargon on the End User Agreement that gates you from playing the game.
Rocco, a little black dog, has a red ball in his mouth, ready to play fetch in a sunny backyard.
Barefoot toddler hiding behind a blanket, hoping no one sees them.
Juan in a cardboard cut out in the Haight in San Francisco
Toddler in a theater watching Sesame Street live with Cookie Monster, Elmo, Big Bird, Grover, and Abby singing on stage.
Giant ganglion cyst protruding from a wrist.
Screen capture of a YouTube video by Jessiky J E S S I KY - that is a recap of the latest season of 90 Day Fiance. The title reads: you pooped on me and you’re still married?!
Rocco the old dog going down brick stairs.
A bootleg video game console called the GS5 for sale on Facebook marketplace for $35.
Giant storage tank that says Pro Gas.
Juan blowing into a jug
Bad Bunny at the halftime show surrounded by flags of many nations in a show of unity and love.
A post of that big forehead ass motherfucking ice agent above a review for a star trek show where a klingon, also with a large forehead, is featured prominently. And because the post is from a bipoc publication it also carries the weight of criticism where it's tag line reads - Episode 4 explores Klingon culture, survival, and identity, asking what unity means when opposing forces collide...
Cupcake with blue frosting that looks like Cookie Monster. It has a hole cut out for its mouth with a mini cookie inside.
Wooden escalator
Escalators with different colored rainbow LED lights on each step.
A bag of Old Bay seasoned Caramel popcorn. DMV is the name of the regional DC, Maryland, and Virginia area, not the Department of Motor Vehicles. Old Bay seasoning is popular among Chesapeake Bay seafood- they put that shit on everything.
A diorama of a Christmas village made of Legos. It includes Main Street shops, a gingerbread house, and a train set.
Rocco the dog, a black corgi mix, wearing a tuxedo pet costume. Really cute because the dog is smiling in the photo
Juan in marine corps dress blues with medals and ribbons.
Two books - Snaps and Double Snaps - filled with yo momma jokes.
A bottle of Tic Tack, and Tic Tack Premium- el licor nacional de los Salvadoreños.
Game Boy Lego set
I am singing karaoke in a white DARE shirt. My hair is a short buzz cut because this was 15-16 years ago when I first got out of the marines.
Screen capture from Final Fantasy 3 - Locke reaching the apex of his character arc, bringing his love, Rachel, back from the dead to hear a poignant message that says: “you must learn to love yourself again, and regain your self respect.”
Pierogies!
Toddler art of a two stones glued on paper with the caption My Papa Rocks!
Standing in line for Switch 2 with about 100 people
A street sign for “The Secret Beach” - the ancient beach of the Greeks.
Rocco, an old black dog, is laying on the ground, staring into your soul lovingly
Sunny day over the San Francisco skyline as a ferry pulls into the bay.
A narrative choice from Civilization 7 titled “A Story to Tell.” - Satisfied at last, the writer sets down their quill, They have spent countless hours writing down words only to scratch them out and rewrite them. All will be worth it if just one reader finds joy in the text. The choices are: 1. One must write every day to improve. 2. Inspiration only strikes when it wills.
Halftime show performers arranged in square, triangle, x, and circle layout similar to a PlayStation controller button layout.
Facebook Marketplace ad for free metal cyber nuts to attach to the cyber truck.
Deadpool at Marvel
Rocco, an old dog curled up on the couch sleeping
Marshmallow snowman inside the fire. Burnt but not melted and still delicious.
Marshmallow Snowman inside a red hot chocolate mug beside a campfire at Whistler.
Tamale Salvadoreño
Rocco the dog, laying on a carpet, covering his eyes with his paws
Rocco the dog looking above at you
Arizona Green Tea - Hard Alcoholic drink version. It is disgusting.
Darth Vader reaching out to Luke Skywalker as he tells him the truth.
Old Bay seasoning flavored Goldfish crackers.
The moon setting over Mount Tam in Marin County
The complete Columbo series on DVD.
Kermit the frog
Fridge magnets that read “Around but stoned”
Goosebumps post of “Night of the Living Dummy” instead of Animorphs meme. I am the dummy.