Sparky Polastri

@juangrandeasu.bsky.social

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Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.

The “it smell like bitch in here” meme with ASU yelling and the SEC/Texas listening.
A Google map showing bars near me open now
“It smell like bitch in here” meme with ASU doing the yelling and the SEC reluctantly listening.
Congrats happy for you. Nice meme.
A food spread including grilled bread, a charcuterie board, grilled peppers, and grilled/sliced chorizo links.
People waiting in line at an airport
A beer at an airport bar.
The White House as shown in the 2005 movie Idiocracy, with one wing torn down
A sweet tea from Guthrie’s
A Rock Hill farms bourbon at Husk in Charleston
A game update showing WAZZU going up 49-17 on ucla in the 3rd quarter. Ucla won the game 67-63.
A text screenshot with me confirming my bro hates soccer offsides and him going on a rant about “we invented two sports to skid soccer and called one of them football just to spite everyone else”
Hot bubbling enchiladas!
Enchiladas in a baking dish
Tortilla frying in oil
Cheese, tortillas, oil, and salsa. Let’s get weird.
Michael Taffe hitting Melquan Stovall in the face with the crown of his helmet, which was reviewed and somehow not called targeting.
A smoothie king/grillos pickles smoothie collab flavor thing.
It’s a recipe for guajillo salsa. I ain’t typing all that.
A meme with the header “me describing how I handle my feelings” with the Richard Scarry character Huckle driving a backhoe and the caption “Swuish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squashed-downer”
Some logo that I think is supposed to look like soccer balls are banned from the World Cup.
An aerial photo of Autzen Stadium in Eugene, Oregon.
North Carolina mentioned with Bojangles cheerwine the panthers and cookout shown
Fresh flour tortillas, diced carne asada, guajillo salsa, pico de gallo, guacamole, chips, cheese
A Star Wars TIE bomber with a battery droid and a loading dock cart thing.
Tweet from will_Jasper24: This is the one I use: 2 Naval Oranges juiced 2 Lemons juiced 3 Limes juiced 1 Tbsp cumin 1/2 Tbsp paprika 1/2 bunch cilantro 1 jalapeño diced 3 cloves garlic finely chopped Salt & pepper to taste
A Star Wars TIE bomber approaching its final form. It’s starting to come together, Pepper!
Something indistinguishable made of legos
A 625-piece Lego TIE bomber (from Star Wars)
Flank steak marinading in a ziploc bag with citrus juice and some other stuff.
Juan Grande taking a beer bong on the quad in Athens, Georgia circa 2009.
Graphic showing Arizona State University has been ranked #1 in innovation by USNWR for eleven straight years.
A glass of beer with the Arizona State fork logo. There’s a tv in the background, let’s just assume there’s college football on it.
A Paloma with the Atlantic Ocean in the background.
A drive thru menu board from Filiberto’s Mexican restaurant somewhere in or near Arizona
A gigantic torta with multiple meats, a cachete taco, and a bigass Pacifico beer. My order # is 42, long live Pat Tillman.
A quart jar full of guajillo salsa!
Tomatoes and onions and peppers and shit in a pot with broth and other stuff.
Kentucky Fried Chicken-branded and flavored gummy candy? None of this is a typo.
A photo of uptown Charlotte, NC taken from the top floor of an office building.
Box score from the 2010 Arkansas-Auburn game, which Auburn won 65-43.
The “ew no/ok yes” lady meme helping me decide which football game to attend, falcons vs. panthers or WKU vs. ODU in the famous Toastery Bowl game. If you follow this account you know who won.
Stacey King holding up four fingers and a 1988 Final Four pennant. He’s wearing his white Oklahoma Sooners collegiate uniform.
A t-shirt from Jerry’s Drive-Thru Liquors in Tempe, Arizona.
Tweet from The Traveling Poke with the caption: Utah: ew the Big 12 is gross get me out of here Arizona State: And there’s a photo of a guy throwing enthusiastic two-handed horns downs
UNC’s classic baseball cap. The white interlocking NC on a powder blue cap with a navy blue bill.
A HIIT working with rowing, rope climbs, and snatches. I did a scaled version of this in 25:47.
It says “Widespread motherfuckin’ Panic” in the Waffle House sign font, I am overjoyed
Feeling too lazy and bummed to type this all out, happy to provide context if necessary. DMs are open.
A pair of large feet wearing socks with pictures of ramen on them.
BofA stadium during a Charlotte FC match with a nice sunset behind it.
The congrats happy for you nice meme kid
Reggie Jsckson in a Sun Devil football uniform doing one of those corny 1960s photo poses
A free liquor drink from the Green Mile Club, with the Quail Hollow golf tournament as a backdrop. Trust me, it’s gorgeous.
A screenshot of a Bluesky draft asking if Sabrina carpenters cover of Zoot Suit Riot is any good. It’s funny because Tilda used to like ska.
Farva from super troopers saying “OPEN BAR, DUDE”
Ralph Wiggum sliding down a playground slide made of recycled guns
A 40 oz bottle of Crazy Stallion Malt Liquor.
A cat stuck inside of a litter box? With one paw up on the glass and the caption “god speed moon cat”