Judy2k

@judy.co.uk

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Head of Python Ecosystem @ JetBrains; Comedy Python Programmer; PSF Fellow; Terrible Rust Programmer; Enthusiasm As A Service; He/him/they/them

A slide being presented from a stage, containing the word "Programme" with animated flames making up the background.
A Russell Hobbs Microchip "Country Style" toaster.
Roseburn Path (This route had the most objections) ❌ 68% Oppose | 🟢 23% Support | 🟡 6% Neither support / oppose
A Star Trek title card, with the words "Hasta la vista, baby"
News headline: Trump gives "Blow Off" warning to Iran amid fragile ceasefire
A window showing that I've been using GoLand for 2 days, but code completion has only saved me from typing 1 character, and there's a list of IDE features that I have never used.
An AI generated painting of a porg, the cute animal from Star wars, being crucified, in the style of a Russian icon.
A photo of me, wearing a Scottish Refugee Council t-shirt, with the slogan "Aye Welcome Refugees"
A picture of a bald man (me) sitting on a train.
A CLI screenshot, showing the output of the linked gist. It prints every brew package name, along with their descriptions, in a nicely formatted table.
Knit is single threaded and woven is multi-threaded. It's a programming joke!
A photo of Judy2k smiling, holding up a medal, wearing a Scottish Refugee Council t-shirt that reads "Aye Welcome Refugees." (Aye is spelled A.Y.E, the Scots for "yes")
A tub of "Bounce Back, Jelly Moisturiser" but the line break makes it look like a tub of "Back Jelly Moisturiser."
A news headline: Nigel Farage's Reform UK commits to reinstating winter fuel payment.
A photograph of some runners running along the promenade next to a sparkling blue sea.
Sweaty pink-faced man wearing sunglasses and a cap. He appears to be running I was just, which is ill-advised.
A galvanised wheelbarrow, it is nice and shiny and silver.
A bash terminal showing the results of `ls -1` where the file "myfile 1" is followed by "myfile 10" instead of "myfile 2"
Give me seven made up words to describe the awful semi-fictional, pointless content produced by LLMs. Here are seven made-up words to describe that kind of content: 1. Botfiller - Generic, soulless text that exists only to take up space. 2. Synthcruft - Artificially generated junk that sounds real but lacks depth. 3. Verblage - A mash of meaningless words designed to sound profound. 4. Spamphoria - The illusion of useful content that's actually just empty fluff. 5. Altropea - Repetitive, predictable nonsense full of clichés. 6. Churnologue - A long, winding block of Al-generated babble. 7. Infauxmation - Text that pretends to be insightful but says nothing new.
A photograph of a bath caddy, showing it loaded up with a wine glass a small bowl of strawberries a candle a small bunch of flowers a bar of soap and an iPad.
A photo of a bridge in Porto, taken from the river beneath. It's a wide, high, road bridge with a graceful arch supporting it. The sky is blue and the water is calm.
A very purple photograph of Venus and a crescent moon, with some whispy clouds and the silhouettes of trees.
A bad photo of a bottle of Mellow Corn whiskey. It's sweet and oily. It's fine.
A to-do list with a single item that reads "write to-do list"
A photograph of a middle aged bald man wearing a horrific, sparkly, Christmas jumper.
A photo of a glass of Whisky, next to an empty miniature bottle of Table Whisky.
A photo of a resin-printed Christmas bauble, nestled in a Christmas tree branch, representing an octopus monster wearing a Christmas hat. I painted it myself!
A notification, showing that 10 minutes ago, C Stuart Hardwick followed me on BlueSky. That means he's done it four or five times in the past week.
A portrait of a man on a bicycle by Francis Bacon. The figure is distorted and misshapen, and the bicycle has three wheels, all at different angles.
A series of messages about being late home, followed by a message saying I'm in the pub. All were written by the Claude LLM.
A short python function that multiplies two numbers together. It has a third parameter, called "favourite muppet," and the docstring " Provide three parameters: a and b (the operands), and the name of your favourite muppet."
A motivational poster with the caption "Yoga, you are doing it right." A photo shows various people doing a Yoga downward dog, and one guy lying on his back in beach shorts, with a can on his belly and a cigarette in his mouth.
A screenshot of a selfie in a Polaroid photo frame. A button is visible, reading "Find your celebrity lookalike!"
A page of Rust code, typeset using a font called "Comic Shanns Mono." It's a casual font, meant to replicate hand-drawn type in speech bubbles, so it looks a little like it's been scrawled with a felt-tip pen.
The Hamilton musical logo. A golden yellow background with a black star where the top point of the star is replaced with a man in tails pointing at the sky.
A screenshot of a slide with the title "Functions & Classes" with a line that defines a class called "war."
A screenshot of the OSX Finder Settings Window. I've highlighted a menu at the bottom, labelled "when performing a search." I've selected the option "search the current folder," because I barely ever want to search the whole computer, which is the default option for reasons that escape me.
"Spuddle" a 17th century word that means "to work ineffectively"
A grid of photos of various animals looking thoroughly lethargic and fed-up. Helpfully, most of the animals, ranging from dogs and cats to a snow leopard, look adorable.