Chad Juettner

@juettner.dev

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Dad, developer, consultant, baseball nerd, Twins fan, dive bar enthusiast. My dog is perfect. Minneapolis. Current project: https://read.thedamn.news.

Chad Juettner and his dog, Otis, driving in a Corvette with the tops off while listening to America, F**K YEAH.
Chad Juettner and his dog Otis at the Twins / Marlins game at Target Field in Minneapolis. Otis is intimately licking Chad's face.
Chad Juettner, a stupidly handsome middle-aged fella, and his just-as-handsome dog, Otis, both in Twins gear at Target Field.
Screenshot of the Minnesota Star Tribune. There are multiple articles about the protests, ICE, and politics. There's one article about chicken wild rice soup.
Chad Juettner, Otis (the best dog in the world), in a convertible on a fall drive.
The handsomest dog in the world sitting on a chair in a bar in Northeast Minneapolis patiently waiting for his beer.
Mort’s Martini Bar with a sign that says it’s jazz night on the patio.
Wrestling match. There's a fella flying from the top rope with a rainbow beard about to lay a goddamn haymaker on a bald bearded dude laying on the mat. It's perfect. It's art.
Screenshot of my dumb ass registering the domain name fuckyeah.church for forty dollars.
Soul Asylum concert pic.
A cup of coffee, a guest check with "Abby + Chad" written on it. Taken at Ideal Diner in Northeast Minneapolis.
My beautiful brown dog, Otis, wrapped up in multi-colored Christmas tree lights.
Otis, my beautiful brown dog at the park this summer. Literally the handsomest boy you'll ever see and it's not close.
Hot dog with Froot Loops and pimento mac'n'cheese. It's as gross as the description sounds.
A very handsome brown dog in a Minnesota Twins bandana next to a Twins fan of average appearance.
Psycho Suzi's in Northeast Minneapolis in the winter. The sign says, "Grain Belt Premium is back. Thank Chad." It was a better, happier time.
That's me, Chad Juettner, and my dog, Otis, on a walk in Northern Minnesota during fall color season.
The handsomest brown dog you've ever seen in front of an aggressively neon sunrise.