JuliaGulia

@juliagulia.bsky.social

722 Followers 598 Following

Lawyer, ADHD and suspected autistic, mom of ND kids, Xennial. Stationery nerd, crafter, HEA enthusiast. Banner image by @kayas-kosmos.bsky.social.

Tweet from ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant." 3:36 PM 27 Jan 16
Photo of a small powder room with light green walls, gray flooring, and white fixtures. A roll of toilet paper is sitting on the closed toilet lid while an empty roll still remains on the holder only a few feet away, as though a child lacking executive function had noticed the empty roll, pulled a new one out of the cabinet, and then somehow managed to forget the rest of the task.
Photo of my TV screen showing that Yale is up 24-7 in the second quarter
A screenshot from the article in the quoted post. The text reads: "The 'Under $100' gift guide, which Goop introduced in 2021 after more than a decade of discourse around its ultra-luxury suggestions, includes items like a $46 bar of soap, $71 eyemask, $12 bottle of chili oil and a $105 face oil." The words "Under $100" and "$105 face oil" are highlighted in yellow.
Gif of Gretchen Wieners in the movie Mean Girls. Gretchen is saying, "And I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
Short video clip in slow motion of a Major League baseball game from a few years ago. The batter is standing at the plate ready to swing at a pitch. The pitch does not go over the plate, however; the ball THWACKS the batter right in the tush.
Paul Ryan sitting on the end of a weight-lifting bench. A couple of barbells are on the floor around his feet. He's wearing a T-shirt, shorts, sneakers, corded earbuds, and a backwards red baseball cap. Inexplicably, he has his head cocked to one side and is reaching his right hand toward the camera, with a look on his face that I think he thinks looks playful. The overall effect is incandescently dorky.
An 18-year-old white-and-tabby cat is curled up on the back of a beige sofa. She has one white paw extended in front of her. Not a single thought in her tiny head.
Illustration of the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea bear. He's wearing a sleep shirt and old-timey sleeping cap and dozing in a green armchair in front of a fireplace. There's tea, muffins, and jam on the table next to him. Maybe he prepared his nighttime snack by himself, maybe not. A tabby cat lounges by his feet. Meanwhile, two bear cubs are asleep in an adjacent room, while another adult bear, presumably his wife (wearing what looks like a daytime dress, so she has clearly not had time to get herself ready for sleep yet) is leading two more bear cubs, one of whom is sleeping in her arms, off to bed. Also, I think the wall clock is showing 8:30 (20:30 for my international friends). Unless he has to get up at 4:00 for an early shift, my dude does not need to be asleep this early. Non-lazy parents know that after the kids go to bed is when you do chores. Still *plenty* of time for his sleepy ass to help clean up all those toys I see on the floor.
Screenshot of a text exchange between my 12yo and me 12yo: Knock knock Me: Who's there 12yo: Britney Spears Me: Britney Spears who? 12yo: Knock knock Me: ... 12yo: Pls Me: Ok fine Who's there 12yo: Britney Spears Me: *line-mouth emoji* Britney Spears who? 12yo: Oops I did it again Me: Hahaha that's good 12yo: Thanks
Screenshot of text quoted in the Wikipedia article on the "Bread and Roses" slogan: "What the woman who labors wants is the right to live, not simply exist – the right to life as the rich woman has the right to life, and the sun and music and art. You have nothing that the humblest worker has not a right to have also. The worker must have bread, but she must have roses, too. Help, you women of privilege, give her the ballot to fight with." — Rose Schneiderman, 1912.
Screencap of a tumblr exchange cparti-mikiki Mar 9 "goddess "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civil [sic] rights butchflint Mar 9 “But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?” -Ursula K. LeGuin
Partial photo of a 3D-printed caddy/storage box I just bought from TheBrokenCircle on Etsy. The caddy is rectangular and contains shades of fuchsia and blue, with gold sparkles throughout. Perched on top is a tiny, adorable articulated dragon (presumably also 3D-printed) made of a sparkly red material.
Tweet from @ hermit_hwarang dated June 15, 2021: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
Screenshot of Lisa Simpson looking jaded and weary. She's wearing a blue blazer and standing in front of what looks like an auto junkyard. The caption reads: "It looks like I have to take down the system."
Photo of an altered Fresca label. The real label (not pictured) says something like, "FRESCA - SWEETNESS LEVEL - ORIGINAL | TOUCH OF SWEET | UNSWEET" with a sort of dial reading "2 | 1 | 0" left to right. My husband's fake label lists the "sweetness labels" as "GALL | BILE | POISON"
Screencap from a blog post on the Thomson Reuters website. The headline, which is the relevant portion, reads: "For in-house counsel, today's AI is a study in contrasts"
A white, gray, and black cat sleeps on the back of a beige sofa, one paw covering her nose and mouth.