July

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Beetle struggles to move after a tough night
MS NOW Presents: Live Footage of The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts facade restoration
My print edition of The Onion, I have a month of global events to catch up on
the slow progression of a man into a clown
Cottage pie with a scoring of the U.S. flag with 2 x’s for eyes and a frown for the stars
I was browsing Walmart.com this evening, and I noticed a strange book: 'How to Raise the Next President: A Parent's Guide to Giving Your Kid the Secrets of Success'. In a futile attempt to reach the corporate cronies who rule over such a soulless corporation, I begged of the remaining Walton family, why choose Sally Sacks, M. Ed., over, say, an individual holding a doctorate in education. It was neither here nor there, though it bothered me, and so as I do, I complained. Rather, I reported. I screamed to the retail operatives who oversee the operations of the online feedback of Walmart, Inc., and let them know I saw them. I wrote at the end of my tirade, "Waltons, be warned: I see your game. You could have had a holder of a doctorate in education lead your charge in the generation of a new era of capitalistic pursuits; but you chose Ms. Sacks. Sad." I hope they understand my dismay with their lack of care in selecting such a flagrant fraud to present information that could lead to our next President. I don't trust Sacks.
Luffy, one of our kittens from last year. Her mom is a calico, and her dad is huge with very long fur. God knows what that makes my Loofs with regard to breed. She is taken with me, probably because I am the only human that acknowledges and respects her aversion to being picked up; I’ll gladly take morning snuggles in return for observing feline boundaries!!
Maureen Dowd, acclaimed writer at the Times and ordained political ornithologist, describes DJT as a dove - evoking peace and tranquility; and Hillary Clinton as a hawk - painting her as a vicious predator. Nearly ten years ago, 4/30/2016.
Kash Patel looking like he has a porcelain bowl explosion threat imminent, DEFCON-1!
Meme man holds his hands on his hips disappointedly; maybe he had just read Maureen’s latest column
A still of a group of magicians from the TV show Arrested Development, with GOB Bluth holding up a sign stating ‘We Demand To Be Taken Seriously’
White shit falls from sky harkening a season of premature darkness and shoveling and driving hazards and frigidity and illness and I’m just realizing this is the second snowfall of the season
Karoline Leavitt, the flagrantly lying U.S. Press Secretary
A fifty dollar bill with ‘DONALD TRUMP LIVES HERE’ stamped above the photo displayed of the U.S. Capitol building, with a correction clarifying that no, the President does not live where Congress works.
An anti-depression kit; An eraser to make all those mistakes disappear, A penny so you will never be completely broke, A marble for days when you’re sure you’ve lost yours, An elastic to help you stretch beyond your limits, A string to tie together when you feel it’s unraveling, And a hug & kiss to remind you someone cares!❤️
Dennis Reynolds has Mexican collagen injected into his eye by an oversized, flightless bird
Susan Collins formulates her response to Trump’s unprecedented abuse of power
death note from The Onion
gay infowars logo
Black spy from MAD magazine’s Spy vs. Spy
A list of my potential and redeemable qualities according to The Onion, including an ‘indomitable will that can’t be broken,’ and a ‘wisdom sought out by leaders and scholars.’
Jared Golden, who has refused to hold a public town hall, will be making a private appearance at Colby College. The public of Maine is encouraged to show up to this event and speak with the Congressman directly.