Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️

@jumbojorts.bsky.social

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it/she/they | Some form of asexual lesbian thing | wife poster | maker of game enemy behavior cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK, wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social

Pyramid with sections labeled; self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, basic needs
Results from an Undertale themed personality quiz. My result is "Kindness: Green soul. No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel"
Main character from the game Spies Never Die, a low polygon older man with grey hair and a beard holding a silenced pistol
Selfie of me wearing a blue tank-top, I have thick shoulder length ginger hair
Screenshot of a Video thumbnail, AsmongoldTV "I tried the game everyone hates..."
A picture of Luigi
White carton with black text that reads "Oat Drink"
Selfie of me wearing red sunglasses and headphones with pink goat horns strapped to them
Me wearing a black dress with a red flower pattern
Picture of a desk, there's a computer monitor with YouTube on the screen and a book stand in front of it holding an open book
Picture of me from the waist down wearing tight leggings that show off the curves of my legs and ass
Cartoon teapot with a face from Beauty and the Beast
Accepting that rape often looks like my experiences, or what Platner’s accusers say happened to them, means acknowledging that a lot of the people you love have been raped, maybe even yourself. It’s accepting that rape is institutional and personal, and that a lot of people are allowing it to happen, even in leftist spaces. As a survivor, it feels at times like the word “rape” holds more weight than the act of rape itself, that it is easier to hold my experiences than it is to claim the status of rape survivor. I've never told either of my rapists what they did. It felt and still feels wrong to claim this weighty status because the things that happened to me have happened to nearly every woman I know.
Text in image reads: You are who you are We believe that gender is a fluid state, and we want people to feel like they can express their identity by wearing whatever they want. DISCOVER WOMENS CLOTHING DISCOVER MENS CLOTHING
Text reads "Implement the power of lemons", below is a picture of a woman cleaning a bowl with half a lemon.
My character sits on a beanbag in a cozy apartment drinking a hot chocolate. She is a woman with short green hair; she has goat horns and is wearing red glasses, a pink and orange hoody, pink shorts and pink and orange socks. A cat sits next to the beanbag reading a book.
Picture from the game Fallout New Vegas. A large metal tower stand in the middle of the desert, surrounded by solar panels that are reflecting light into a receiver at the top of the tower. To the left of the tower, a huge blue beam of light is shooting down from the sky, causing explosions and destruction where it impacts the ground.
List of Major Layoffs from the wikipedia page "2022-2026 video game layoffs" The list reads: Embracer Group Ubisoft Unity Technologies Microsoft Gaming Sony Interactive Entertainment Electronic Arts Epic Games Take-Two Interactive Riot Games
Cover of the 10th anniversary edition of Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer. The title of the book is in the top right, printed in a shiny oil-slick colored type face. The cover art is a depiction of a wild boar that has been twisted and warped into strange shapes. Plants and moss grow over various parts of its body.
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
Larry the cat, a brown and white cat, laying in the road in front of 10 Downing Street
The Welsh flag
Selfie of me sitting in an office room with desks and computers behind me. I'm wearing headphones and my red hair is side parted with a long fringe. I'm wearing a t-shirt with the Remedy Entertainment logo on it
Selfie of me, a woman with long red hair in a side parting wearing an artificial flower crown with green, orange and red petals.
Picture of a cat laying in bed next to me from my point of view. He is staring at me, his paw stretches towards the camera, trying to push an e-reader out of my hand.
Picture of the book Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. The cover art features a drawing of a red haired woman with a skull painted on her face, she wears black clothing with her arms exposed. She carries a rapier in her right hand and is surrounded by exploding skeletons and bones. The book cover is trimmed on the right edge to show about a centimeter of the orange first page of the inside.
A KFC minions burger with a yellow bun, crispy chicken fillet, Minions sauce, cheese, pickles, salad and mayonnaise.
Screenshot from Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers. Grima Wormtounge whispers into the ear of an aged and decrepit King Theoden sitting on his throne.
Cartoon girl saying "Waow" and thinking the word "Based" many times
Screenshot from the game Alien Isolation, a sparsely lit space station entrance lobby. The camera is situated next to some ticket gates and most of the room can be seen clearly. In the left of the frame there are two flat rectangular wall partitions that display some kind of advertisement, white lamps embedded in the floor light them from underneath. On the far end of the room there are metal benches with more advertisements above, lit by orange wall lights. Lurking behind one of the wall partitions, bathed in shadow is UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer, his skin is a strange pale blue color and his eyes glow with bright white dots for pupils.
Screenshot from the game Alien Isolation, a sparsely lit space station entrance lobby. The camera is situated next to some ticket gates and most of the room can be seen clearly. In the left of the frame there are two flat rectangular wall partitions that display some kind of advertisement, white lamps embedded in the floor light them from underneath. On the far end of the room there are metal benches with more advertisements above, lit by orange wall lights. Lurking behind one of the wall partitions, bathed in shadow is UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer, his skin is a strange pale blue color and his eyes glow with bright white dots for pupils.
A man crouches next to a a line of dominoes, each one slightly bigger than the last. At the smallest domino text reads "COVID Virus causes worldwide lockdowns", at the largest domino text reads "Ă–tzi the Iceman gets turned into sourdough"
Screenshot of dialogue from the game Zero Parades: For Dead Spies, it reads: "You: Looks like a huge responsibility, how do you handle it? Character whose name is blacked out to avoid spoilers: Rituals of good living. I light candles to Aldebaran, who governs the hustle, I work out at the gym, I don't discharge my essence too often. It is all in the routines."
3 List the disease affecting the examinee's capacity for work in order of significance CONTINUE Transgender mouth
Selfie of me pre-transition, I'm wearing a black shirt, have blonde hair and am making a peace sign with my hand. For some reason my face looks immensely pissed off.
Haya, The Editor-In-Chief: "Culture is like air, it's very easy to take it for granted until one is cut off from it and left gasping on a cold floor."
Screenshot of my bluesky follower count showing 1k followers
Drawing of a girl saying "waow" and thinking the word "based" many times
Picture of a Xteink X4, a small palm sized e reader. It has the logo of the game Marathon displaying on the screen.
Screenshot of dialogue from Zero Parades: For Dead Spies "Phone Sex Addict: 'Do I *want* her to watch?' He Whispers. 'Oh... maybe, in theory, but... you should see the way she's dressed. She looks like an encyclopaedia entry for low net-worth"
Screenshot of the inventory screen from the game Zero Parades: For Dead Spies. It shows a character portrait, the character is a white skinned older woman. She's wearing a pink wig, a white sleeveless turtleneck shirt, decorative LED lights draped round her neck and red trousers.
Screenshot of dialogue from Zero Parades: For Dead Spies. "You: "You don't get it. I'm saying whatever he *heard* on this disc did that to him. Dr. Gonza: Yes exactly. He *heard* music designed to fine-tune the estrogen-production centers of prepubescent girls, and it destroyed him.
Two cats sit on a desk chair and stare at the camera
Picture of girl taken in a mirror, she's wearing fishnet tights and a black dress with red flower and skulls print
Girl wearing Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 t-shirt
The Elder Scrolls Oblivion character creation screen. The character is a blue wood elf with purple hair and facial features stretched outwards to impossible proportions.
Cartoon man staring through a window smiling, he's wearing a shirt that says "REBIS". A speech bubble above him reads "yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!"
Evelyn "Just the sweetest thing in existence. The Golden Retriever of Pokémon. It's stumpy little legs, big joyful eyes, and of course the perfectly imperfect leaf sprouting from it's big round head. Every part of it is friend shaped and beautiful."
Order screen from AliExpress showing a Xteink X4 e-book reader and a Snowsky/FiiO Echo Mini digital music player
“I didn’t want it to be this typical, expected fantasy world,” says Kamiya, “so to put a twist to that, this human, Drew, comes from our modern world, which would allow us to tell a story that has maybe not been told before, but yet is still believable.”
Book cover for The Divine Comedy: Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso And Grogu
Screenshot of a text message "I dunno you make me feel like a victorian widow laying on a fainting couch staring forlornly out a window. (Positive)"
A tweet that reads "the whole internet mourns milkshake duck, a lovely duck that drank milkshakes! We regret to inform you the duck is transphobic"
Picture of Kay Vess from the game star wars outlaws. She's standing in the entrance to a spaceship cockpit, wearing a blue leather crop jacket