Junipei

@junipei.bsky.social

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Award-winning artist Junipei who's just a fat fuck strutting their stuff John Lennon style
Junipei designs another VotV event despite nobody asking where if you have too much caffeine in a day you're hunted down by that twink from hasbin hotel... of which there are many
Dr Ena tells Dr Kel spoilers that their hardware was made by a demon who unfortunately was adapted into a twink in the famous Japanese anime Hasbin Hotel. This causes critical cringe damage to Ena
Dr Kel and Esraniki go metal detecting and Kel finds something that looks like a sewer cap and totally isn't a WW2 anti tank mine. Esra starts speaking German for some reason
Ariral OCs get jealous of Esraniki for being able to walk around Dublin in his perfect disguise. We then see a social post from two very human tourists in Disneyland where the human government resides within.
No this isn't Esraniki the catboy alien this is a regular human tourist with a pint of bitter don't worry about his fucked up feet or that he's just wearing a shirt in 10 degree weather man's from Finland probably
Esraniki and Dr Kel go to an aquarium also Esra is disguised as a tourist so he's perfectly camoflaged
There are alien catboys outside his house... and they are honking
Juni's weed smoking ariral OC gives treatment to Dr Kel followed by lighting one fat jeeby weeby.
Ask asking for a species swap
Dr Kel Family Guy Funny Moments
Dr Kel has a sleepover with Esraniki and other Arirals they loaf on him causing 999 damage to his lower back
Tumblr request from Tumblr dot com
An ask from Tumblr dot com
Esraniki and Dr Kel eat 1 willam shrimps
Random ariral I made up informs Esraniki that the bad sun event is happening and maybe it can be used for experiments very cool
It's cone
OC astronaut struggles with controls and swears at the ship because its not working but she was mean so now the ship doesn't want to work. They crash mouthwashing style into an asteroid.
Basically its an event concept where a ghost of a plane crash starts being spooky and you have to dig up the black box and process it in the signal room to send the plane to plane heaven
Scenes of Esraniki being smooth and charismatic when speaking in Ariral. Man then horribly fumbles asking Dr Kel if he wants to sit on the sofa and watch funny ticked tocks together
Ariral zonked off their gourd with catnip
The trademarked registered Junipy plush toy in stores NEVER
Dr Ena is telling Dr Kel his signals [honk] are shit ass fuck so tells him to upgrade [honk] Ok what is doing all those honks. Its Esraniki and cat man is sad that he can't sit on Dr Kel when he's at work. Man has been doing this for three hours. Honking. For you. Honk. Honk.
Juni is happy to see Chica D. Nugget playing with that one catnip toy but turns out there was just a fly hiding behind it. They smile and optimism: gone
Elvira an Aririral OC devises the most epic prank to pull on Dr Kel. The design is very human
Tumblr ask where a person leaves a box of yarn also the box has cursed yarn in it don't worry about that
Dr Kel and Esraniki listen to each other's music with mixed reactions. Ariral Music is Gnarpwell's theme by Gnarpwell and Human music is Why's This Dealer by Niko B
John Bobo from Bobo Bay slides in on a jetski and tells you to get in, your ass is going to Bobo Bay
Esraniki sees Dr Kel sitting on the roof and asks in broken english bro what you doing out here its fuckin cold out here bro. Kel says yeah he knows
Dr Kel buys an Ariral-sized cat banana bed is instantly smushed under Esrawell
Esraniki tries out one of Dr Kel's Bug snacks and immediately requires consolatory pats.
It's just Mothman and Fresno the Nightcrawler waiting for a bus at 3am its very dark outside but Mothman got that lamp man's sorted
Esraniki Yaoi crushing Dr Kel from voices of the void with he cheeked up leg lock. Man's into it though so its fine, maybe
A weird slugcat thing materializes over Dr Kel's computer but his ass is not paying attention he has gamers to game
Yaoified Esraniki and Dr Kel are on the bed in the base and its not the fact the place is grotty that they can't get it on the problem is they're both bottoms. Also is there a paranoia event going on? why can't they pause...
Its that one yaoi meme of the massive seme carrying the tiny uke but its my catman version of Esraniki and John Void from Voices of the Void
Alien catgirl from Voices of the Void except I put them on T and they are a CATMAN that's right we put yaoi in voidcraft
Dr Ena desperately contacts Dr Kel to warn him of FUTURE SPOILERS present at his job in fuck-off Switzerland. But he's perfectly fine and has 3 weed smoking alien cat girlfriends too
Perceptor takes his BF Drift around Lidl his boy found a toy Christwave in the Midl of Lidl too, you can find lots of things there
Lloyd from Code Geass trapped in a Polish Lidl they put the boxes on him they spilt his pudding oh God the horrors that this man has faced. Also his little guy Suzaku is there
John Void from Voices of the Void claims he saw "it" and his totally not evil German boss asks what he saw, man whips it out
A collection of rare and unusual slimes; such as the drunk slime, the (literal) heavy metal slime, the rubber duck slime, the calcium slime, and the controversial yet friendly latex slime. Idk I just did it for painting practice
Its the end of the show and Lelouch gives Suzaku his Zero outfit so he can zero a requiem. Suzaku just takes the helmet because his pecks can't fit into a size 8 but that's ok he's got it covered
Lelouch sees a few signs that say "TURN OFF THE LIGHST TURN OFF THOSE FUCKING LIGHTS AND CLOSE THOSE DAMN DOORS TOO OR YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE MOTH" and he thinks that's a little ominous. Something a little ominous named Suzaku is within bonking distance
Suzaku Kururugi telling the gang he has a picture of zero to remember what he fights for. Cut to man surrounded by Lelouch merch he is so down bad bro he needs to ba-
Lelouch Lamperouge hugging a thing that kind of looks like Suzaku idk chief he's kind of goopy and his colours are off and- wait bro why are you crying. Bro? Bro?
Suzaku Kururugi and Lelouch Lamperouge on a bench in the park and THEY ARE OLD THEY GROW OLD TOGETHER THEY'RE GRANDPAS OLD MEN IN A UTOPIA OLD MEN
Dead end from Cyberverse and a regular OC called Anon and they be shopping in Lidl
Two transformers OCs in Lidl one is melting all the icecream the other is refreezing the icecream which is not recommended btw you can't undo what has been done
Spamton and Mr Ant Tenna at Lidl they're not really shopping Spamton just got promoted from lover to [CUSTOMER]
G1 Megatron and Jazz not really shopping at Lidl its more like they're using violence to obtain free D-16 blokees they will be banned and this type of promotion will never be done again there is cereal EVERYWHERE
FIVE PRINTS OF BAD ART ON A BED SHEET IT DOESN'T GET WORSE OF A DESCRIPTION THAN THAT
Three sticker sets of Transformers put in funny situations there's one for Rattrap, one for Starscream, and one for most of the cast of TFA
The prompt list and dates for SuzaLulu Halloween but jump through to the AO3 collection it's all written down there with the rules and FAQ it'll be easier for your screen reader I hope