BECK: Mongolian Slop Squad

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35 he/they bi and poly. Grappler main. One day, everyone will have always been against this.

CNBC article from October 2024, headlined "Harris says Iran is America’s ‘greatest adversary,’ as Mideast war weighs on U.S. priorities"
3-panel meme 1. An Amongus saying "I hate Israel so much it's unreal" 2. A fascist Amongus with a red ball cap saying "KEK! RIGHT ON!" 3. 1 reaches out with a giant fist and crushes 2
Cyclospora, one of the agricultural microbes known to cause Shit Your Pants Disease in humans
"White people be like 'white people be like' but they the white people that be like!" -- Frantz Fanon
An orange tabby cat and a tortoiseshell cat in loaf stance on a yellow bath mat.
A four-panel satirical comic. 1: Septic tank man was shot and killed today. 2: Best known for blasting raw sewage into parks, schools, and nursing homes. Septic tank man was known by all. 3: I am just shocked. You know? I didn't always agree with septic tank man, but... 4: Oh my god it is sooo sad what happened to septic tank man
Conqueror Forge 3. Sovereign Blade deals double damage to the enemy this turn.
Flak Cannon Exhaust ALL your Status cards. Deal 8 damage to a random enemy for each card Exhausted.
Wraith Form Gain 2 Intangible. At the end of your turn, lose 1 Dexterity.
Feed Deal 10 damage. If Fatal, raise your Max HP by 3. Exhaust.
Hand of Greed Deal 20 damage. If Fatal, gain 20 gold.
The Gambit Gain 50 block. If you take unblocked attack damage this combat, die.
Poor Sleep Unplayable. Retain.
GUARDS!!! Transform any number of cards in your hand into Minion Sacrifice. Exhaust. Minion Sacrifice Gain 11 block. Exhaust.
Invoke Next turn, Summon 2 and gain 2 energy.
Reddit post titled "Pokemon go release was the closest we came to world peace, change my mind"
Guy from The Whale (2022) just looking at you like this
My "AI is dogshit" story of the day is that I had to call HP tech support for work today and after I did all of the troubleshooting for a laptop with a dead motherboard, the AI agent on the phone said I can't be transferred to a live agent after hours, and said I have to call again before 8 PM EST. It told me this at approximately 2:30 PM EST.
Screenshot of a "Feudalism Bot" account reposting my above post.
A UCC canned milk coffee beverage.
That one Chuck Wendig tweet styled as a Burger King ad. The full text reads: WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
Samuel ✡️ 🗽 ‪@bluelion70.bsky.social‬ I’m not talking about Palestinians. I’m talking about white savior leftists in the United States, cosplaying as Alexander Pope and boosting Republicans. Like you, and the white artist who painted this mural. ‪Gyuun‬ ‪ @gyuunlagyuun.bsky.social‬ The artist is Lauren Ys, a Chinese American. Stop talking out of the side of your fucking mouth
Jordan Peterson.
Two bluesky replies in a larger thread: aruss updates @aruss-updates.bsky.social This right here. Also, if Platner wins he’ll likely be in the seat for much longer than Collins’ remaining years. And if it takes a guy with Nazi-affiliated tattoos to win? I’d rather lose. ‪Parker Molloy‬  ‪@parkermolloy.com‬ That's the difference between you and me, I guess. I truly don't give a crap about anything about a politician beyond whether they support policies I like. Could be a spree killer for all I care, as long as they vote for the legislation I like.
Two stills in a scene from Billy Madison (1995), captioned with dialogue from the scene. Adam Sandler: No, he didn't. Chris Farley: No, no, no he didn't. But you can imagine what it would be like if he did, right?
Image of the Pantograph relic and a rest site from Slay the Spire, and Lebron James looking frustrated: "Lebron James reportedly rested at the campfire before the boss while having Pantograph"
Tweet by white supremacist Richard Hanania: Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback? It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine. 10:08 PM - Feb 28, 2026 - Twitter for iPhone.
Still from the Breaking Bad episode "ABQ." Walter White is looking at a midair collision between two commercial flights.
Felonious Bolus, from the PilotRedSun short of the same title
Screenshot from Super Mario World of the "Reznor" miniboss
Tweet by @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
"Shooting and crying" (Hebrew: יורים ובוכים, romanized: yorim ve bochim) is an expression used to describe books, films or other forms of media that portray soldiers expressing remorse for actions they undertook during their service.[1] It has often been associated with a practice that some former Israel Defense Force soldiers follow.[2][3][4][5][6][7]
"Shooting and crying" (Hebrew: יורים ובוכים, romanized: yorim ve bochim) is an expression used to describe books, films or other forms of media that portray soldiers expressing remorse for actions they undertook during their service.[1] It has often been associated with a practice that some former Israel Defense Force soldiers follow.[2][3][4][5][6][7]
- On the 1st of Nivvun Ut, you arrived at Joppa. - On the 2nd of Nivvun Ut, you died in the explosion of a strange plant caused by a goatfolk sower.
Right-wing influencer Benny Johnson showcasing a fully-stocked Cuban grocery store shelf. This owns the left somehow
1 like = 1 favorite album
Catastrophic News For Trump: His Surgeon General Nominee Gets Roasted, GOP Infighting