Junksters 🔞

@junksters.bsky.social

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Hello! I'm Junksters! I write smut & make naughty renders! The rest you will learn against both our wills. Commissions OPEN! Discord: junksters6824 Also on FA at: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/junksters

Minion from Twisted Metal Black
Palpatine, annoyed, talking to one of the clone commanders that carried out of the orders: okay this is getting fucking ridiculous, how many jedi did Order 66 actually kill? 501st Commander: looks down at datapad Uhhhh, eight, Your Majesty. Palpatine: What, like eight thousand? 501st Commander: No, sir. Eight. Palpatine: throws up hands Well that's just fucking wrong! You guys lit up the Jedi Temple like you were the IDF! I saw it on livestream! 501st Commander: Yes, sir, but. They all survived. Woke up half-dead in a puddle in the undercity and went onto to live a life of obscurity in the seedy underworld avoiding the imperial authorities. You know how it goes. Palpatine: okay, well what about all the guys that you shot out on the front lines? 501st Commander: No, sir. They all survived too. They're all covered in bandages now or they're like grey jedi living in huts in the middle of nowhere. Palpatine: Who the fuck did we actually kill? 501st Commander: looks back down at datapad uhhhhhh. Four younglings, three padawans, and some guy named squints Heef Cuckso
colonel sanders guy from the matrix going "this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it"
A giant glowing swasticka on a dark building using up approximately 40% of the electricity in Japanese Manchuria
some dude with a huge kickass fireball in his hand idk
A man in a life-or-death struggle with an army of coconut crabs; his hand is raised in Herculean struggle, wounds already gashed into his fragile flesh. A club pulled straight from the deepest root of the earth is held high in his left hand, thundering with the power of desperation; bolts of destiny, invisible and vast, thunder from the end like a germanic god's staff. Whoever finds his corpse is going to be very, very confused.