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Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw. He/him pronouns

A cover of WIRED magazine. A MAGA cap sits on a stark red backdrop. A “CHINA” patch is pinned over where the word “GREAT” would have been, turning it into a “MAKE AMERICA CHINA AGAIN” cap. Below are the words: “Cheaper AI. Smarter robots. Faster trains. Weirder apps. Scarier drones. Welcome to the Chinese century.”
NYC subway. I dodged so many vomit puddles in you.
TOKYO JR Yamamote Line My beloved. I miss squishing my dress while sitting in one of these. I miss using the intercom to expand my Japanese vocabulary.
Daisuke Jigen from Lupin the III draping his leg out of a plane.
Man in a hotdog costume from a “I Think You Should Leave”
A wall with a hole and a wall with a hole
Kaoru and Kojiro from Sk8 the Infinity in a car. Cherry is driving, and Kojiro is looking out the window to a beach.
Mario, the plumber, runs along the shoreline of the Seaside Kingdom in his signature hat and a pair of spotted red swim trucks.
A rabbit with bows on its head and a cap wears rainbow sunglasses and drinks a rainbow margarita. Besides it are in rainbow text: HOT COMMIE SUMMER in reference to the Bloomberg article about Zohran Kwame Mamdani’s victory in the New York City Democratic mayoral primary.
An issue of PSM with an illustration of James from Silent Hill 2 on the cover. There is an indescribable expression between agony and ecstasy on his face. He has so many abs even his crotch has abs.
Photo of a mosaic depicting a man in a suit bathed by a bright yellow light. His arms are raised and a briefcase is falling from his hand.
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen image
Poster for Savageland (2015) with the caption “HORROR HAS NO BORDERS,” an unsubtle nod towards its commentary on racism against Mexican undocumented migrants in the United States!!! Fun!!!!!!!!!!
Seishirou from Tokyo Babylon announcing that he’s “always an ally to women.”
Cover of the first volume of the premium collection of Tokyo Babylon
Jeanne from Belladonna of Sadness lying in a field of flowers, giving off PEOPLE FUCKING energy beams because she believes in sex liberation????? It's such a weird movie but damn does it look awesome.
Poster for Belladonna of Sadness (1973)
Tadai + wax statue of David Hasselhoff from the SpongeBob Movie They’re lying in bed, Tadashi is staring at the ceiling, Ainosuke is embracing the Hoff. “Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500K dollar wax Hoff.”
Sketch of a hime gyaru. She has a pronounced eye droop and ringlet pigtails
Sakurayashiki Kaoru and Nanjo Kojiro from the anime Sk8: the Infinity are sitting in a movie theatre. They’re leaning as far as they can away from one another.
Poster for Ne Zha 2 (2025)
(rent lowering gunshots time) if you have a problem w "cissexual" like it others or lessens you then you are bitchmade and need to work out your insecurity preferably with a therapist; if you really are trans then nobody can take that from you with their words or opinions
Side by side of Tadashi with a border collie doing an agility course
The box art for Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond (2021) for the Nintendo Switch
Promotional art for Pathologic 3: Quarantine, the demo for Pathologic 3.
The poster for 1988 film Mobile Suit Gundam: Char’s Counterattack
Hallway of school. The colors are muted blues, whites and bright yellow. The lights are on but it’s painfully dim. There’s a ceiling panel out of place.
A blank popup. Header: "Tickets for Flame Con 2025: Exhibitors" "Sat. Aug 16th, 2026, 8:00 AM - Sun, Aug 17th, 2025, 7:00 PM Sheraton Times Square New York, NY" There is a "Tickets" section, it is completely blank.
This is in response to a post complaining about egg prices: Jeffrey Mooring: The Mexican family down the street have chickens. And they share. (Four thumbs up) Anthony Martin: not for long! (Two laughing reactions) Jeffrey: we’ll take care of the chickens if they get gone. (Three reactions. Laughing and thumbs up.)
A tall woman with sharp, spindly prosthetics stands, wearing lingerie. She's holding something, it's dangling from her left hand. There's a smile on her face, her crotch and the object are censored.
A sleepy bar in Martinaise: a man in slacks and a white tank top stands on a stage, hand on the mic, cast in desaturated lights. His posture is awful. The bar ignores him, but someone is watching.
Black photo album in a translucent sleeve lying on a blue blanket. On the album: “PHOTO-SESSION/288 PICTURES/10X15 cm/4”X6””
A vibrant red-pink scorpionfish, a family venomous, sedentary predator fish. I don’t remember the scientific name of this guy, so I can’t go into much more specifics besides scorpionfish, sorry! I love this one in particular, the color is great, it likes to adjust itself so I get to watch it waggle around in the sand, and it’s fun to see others react to it. Wonderful creature.
Claude von Riegan from Fire Emblem Three Houses. He looks concerned, and he asks “Anyway, isn’t the Empire your enemy? Us fighting seems like a waste…”