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the local crow. furry (obviously). very autistic (obviously). community colleg 4eva. ace. silly. eternal. webmaster. linux fedora user

Tomodachi Life "screenshot" of the prompt "I'd be embarrassed to be seen..." with the answer given as "farting at cops"
A notification that Cookland (Alexey) followed me and prompting me to follow back
A YouTube video titled "If this finds you on April 26th, expect HUGE miracles (‼️listen 1X)" by the channel Lizzy, posted 1 month ago. The thumbnail shows a glowing glass bottle on a beach, filled with stars and tied with a white ribbon with the number 333 above it. It has 306 thousand views. The video is 33 minutes and 33 seconds long.
The repost menu where it says "Rebullshit" and "Quote bullshit" instead of "Repost" and "Quote post"
Notice on Stoat's website under the Linux download section that says "We are currently in the process of publishing Stoat to Flathub."
A "Twin Peaks" title card where the text reads "help how do you do this". The ends of the text are cut off.
Zohran Mamdani-style sign that says "THANKS FOR THE LINK, GREMLINGUSSY"
A tiny kitten-sized puppet is perched on my shoulder, shaking and nodding his head (by my unseen control). His body is made of metal, with hooves for feet and a smiling dragon face with purple eyes. It's covered in wispy rainbow feathers to form a soft fluffy coat.
Flashy screen from the Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds game showing that I have obtained all rewards from the Hatsune Miku collab event
A large spider wrapping up an even larger insect, likely a spotted lanternfly, in its web. The web is barely visible but is attached to a house near the roof.
timurmurtazin: ">implying endermen aren't real" banishedquasiroyal (in large, bold text): "really not liking what you're implying buddy"
A screenshot of the same post about the Back to School Upate, showing a cute and well-made 3D render of a little penguin sitting at a desk in an office trying to use a Framework laptop while drinking coffee.
A screenshot from Bazzite's extremely recent "Back to School Update" post on their community forum, showing that they're using an obviously AI-generated image for the theme. The image itself shows the Linux penguin sitting on the beach near a schoolhouse. The child walking to school has strange fingers. The lines on the penguin are uneven, and the ball that is supposed to be a beach ball has an entirely nonsensical color and pattern.
A screenshot of the post being replied to, showing that the <div> is not actually centered (because it's 383 pixels from the left edge and 460 pixels from the right edge)
Discord screenshot showing the following of my own messages: "I suggest avoiding the news site GAMINGbible" Then a screenshot of news articles shown on Google: two from GAMINGbible titled "Pokémon fans losing it over surprise new Gold and Silver release" and "Pokémon Gold and Silver returning in stunning new Gen 2 release" as well as an unrelated GamesRadar+ article about game codes. Below this screenshot I wrote: "as if the name of the site isn't already a red flag, the titles of their articles are incredibly misleading" and "they're making it sound like we're getting a gen 2 remake or something but they're actually talking about the new TCGP set"
Screenshot of @piratesoftware.live's account, he is blocked
Screenshot from https://clearsky.app/ showing that jd-vance-1.bsky.social is the second most blocked account on Bluesky with 75,443 blocks, only beaten out by jessesignal.com with 80,616
Zoomed-in screenshot of the image in the above post, showing the decorations in question that look like the Russian flag
A screenshot of the above post, showing that the original post that Cait is commenting on has been labeled by @skywatch.blue as a troll
Top-down view of a small brown snail on a sidewalk
Blackout poerty of the comic this is a repost of. Panel 1 woman: "I just don't want my children to learn." Panel 1 girl: "It!" Panel 2 man: "Men cannot be biologists." Panel 2 girl: "Oh, but I do!" Panel 3 woman: "I don't think IDs should be allowed. Does that make me evil?" Panel 3 girl: "Most certainly!" Panel 4 man: "People shouldn't be allowed to sense." Panel 4 girl: "What"
A two-panel meme. The first panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck with a cartoon representation of a car salesman and a customer. The text says "care salesman: *slaps roof*". The second panel is a textless image of an explosion.
A meme where the X-Men are shown occupying the x-axis of the coordinate plane, the "Y-Men" on the y-axis, and my addition, the "Z-Men" on the z-axis of a 3D coordinate plane.
Photo of what is probably a lake, with a boat in the distance and the sun nearly setting over the horizon. The sun is censored with a black box. The phrases "take a dip", "it's not real", and "what have you done?" are written in fading red text around the image.
Screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Pompompurin's Papa, a yellow dog with a hat and glasses, is talking to my black bird character in a frilly dress. He says "What do you think of my mustache? I wasn't sure at first, but it's starting to grow on me..."
Screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure showing a pier overlooking the ocean at sunrise. Hello Kitty and her boyfriend Dear Daniel are sitting on a pink picnic blanket. My avatar, a crow-like bird in a pink frilly dress, is sitting on a nearby crate.
Screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure, showing a pink, blue, and purple pastel area. On the left is a Gudetama, a small yellow blob that resembles an egg yolk, butt facing the viewer, using a parachute. On the right is a bird player character with black feathers and black beak, smiling and waving, wearing a frilly pink dress and bow.
Screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure, showing a bird character (deep pink coloration, black beak, wearing a lavender-colored sleeveless dress) happily sitting on a pier next to a Tophat Gudetama
Pokémon TCG Pocket screenshot of the gold Mythical Island SP emblem, obtained in-game from winning 5 PVP battles in a row
Opening results from a booster pack in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The results are Shiinotic, Morelull, a second Morelull, a third Morelull, and Gold Crown Mew ex, the rarest card in the pack.
Sprites from Doki Doki Literature Club forming the same meme as the original post. Natsuki has her arms crossed and says "You're stinky". Yuri angrily says "And you're smelly". Sayori, in the background, says "I want to die".
Two crows sitting on top of the roof of a light gray house under a cloud-blanketed sky
A zoomed-in screenshot from the word cloud. The words "sad" and "boy" are right next to each other, making it appear as though the user has, at some point, written the word "sadboy".
One of those Bluesky Word Cloud things, made using blueskywordcloud.com. There are too many words on it, so many of them are clipping off the edge of the image. The one in the center is "make".
Messy drawings in blue pen of various fake animals at an "organ zoo". They are an intestine snake, lung butterfly, and eye-ders (eye spiders).
A fake screenshot from Pokémon Snap. Professor Oak has a sly look on his face and is saying "Every photo you just took is of a Pokémon's ass. Don't lie to me. I know what you're trying to do."
A Bluesky profile called "Gamers Only!" The avatar is an AI generated picture of a gaming controller. It's following 53,000 people.
A chart showcasing the user's favorite Pokemon of each type. The choices are as follows. Normal: Dudunsparce. Fire: Ceruledge. Water: Primarina. Grass: Ogerpon. Electric: Raichu-Alola. Ice: Weavile. Fighting: Iron Valiant. Poison: Crobat. Ground: Quagsire. Flying: Corviknight. Psychic: Mew. Bug: Ribombee. Rock: Garganacl. Ghost: Marshadow. Dragon: Dragonite. Dark: Honchkrow. Steel: Jirachi. Fairy: Clefable.
A two-panel comic hastily scribbled on a sticky note. The characters are all stick figures. First panel: two characters are in a car, going somewhere. The one in the passenger seat says "I hope they play HOT TO GO!" The character driving the car says "We're... Going to church..." Second panel: the two characters are now sitting in pews at church. The pastor says "And God has made us hot to go." The character who was in the passenger seat in the car looks on in amazement. The character who was driving the car has a look of concern and confusion on his face.
A Tamagotchi Uni unit colored purple, teal, and pink, being held above a white desk. The screen shows a bedroom scene decorated with dark blues, yellow stars, and white clouds, and has a full-moon-shaped rug on the floor. The bed in the center is occupied by a Tamagotchi that looks like a white rabbit with black ears. It is asleep and relaxed. On the floor next to the bed is the Tamagotchi's supposed Halloween costume, consisting of a candy bucket, headband with an axe sticking out of it, and a plush monster made to cling to the Tamagotchi's back.
Black and white cat relaxing on a black couch, one arm outstretched. The person taking the photo is resting her legs on his body.
A somewhat low-quality photo (taken from inside a car) of a grassy field. There's a brown rabbit standing in the grass. It's hard to see, so there's a red arrow pointing to a red circle with an appropriate "bnuy" label.
A large brown vulture sitting on a white fence