Justine

@justine.cool

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Mistress of none. Unwellness expert. Etymology fangirl. Ⓥ for the animals. You may know me as @ctrlaltjustine

Screenshot of a comment by Tiktok content creator 'itsme.katevee' regarding the possibility of cows on a small farm producing milk without having been pregnant. The tweet read: "Call the pope or something because that's a miracle incompatible with biological reality"
Screenshot of a NYTimes article. Title: 4 Ways to Cut Back on Salt Subheader: About 90 percent of Americans eat too much. We asked experts how to consume less. Article image: A salt shaker filled with a brown, unknown granulated substance (presumably a salt replacement) on top of a mound of salt.
Clear house phone with a neon light at the bottom in a blue hue.
Two shots with screen dialogue of a scene in the film Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, where her character originally says, "Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking." photoshopped to now say, "Vietnamese food? In Berlin?"
Black suitcase in a room with carpet and drapes.
Bowl of chilaquiles verdes and refried beans topped with salsa roja, onions, crema, and cilantro next to a knife and fork.
Green smoothie in a short glass with a straw on a wooden table in front of a vase with blooming pink lilies.
Purple smoothie in a short glass with a straw on a wooden table in front of a vase with partially blooming pink lilies.
Three tacos on a plate on a table filled with vegan chorizo and potato topped with white onion and cilantro surrounded by containers of salsa verde, salsa roja, and limes.
Still image of Jessica Tandy and an extraterrestrial in a diner kitchen from the 1987 film Batteries Not Included.
Justine's handmade shitty graphic: a field of grass and wildflowers with an American Standard HVAC unit surrounded by butterflies and sparkles with sparkly text that says, "Missing you".