Justin Falcone

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Copy of book "JavaScript: the Good Parts" left on the street
Me, 2021, during my first pandemic conversation pit mania. I'm in my pajamas, sitting on a makeshift couch in my kitchen. I'm wearing a shirt that reads "my body is experiencing the slow heat death of the universe"
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Father Karras at the end of "The Exorcist"
In any situation in my life of "oh boys don't pick up on any clues" I see the clues but risk/reward isn't worth it
"Abolish USAID, NED, Voice of America, and other governmental agencies that cynically disguise capitalist control as aid and journalism"
What next, are we planning a big celebration for 30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes day, also known as it's just a coincidence that it adds up to 88 day? 12:57 PM • Jan 27, 2026
My Graham Platner Apology KEN KLIPPENSTEIN
Kendrick Lamar performing at Super Bowl LIX, surrounded by backup dancers composing an American flag
Me wearing a deep v-neck but the neck is spread at the shoulders
I don't go to parties with antisemites. All my friends know there wasn't a genocide in Gaza, but we're not anti-Democrat zealots.
Me wearing the Just Flip 'Em hat
Pat Patriot mascot
The Great American Backrooms
A Mel Brooks sandwich and a Cel-Ray
Not many people know, I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "AAAAAAA," he'd say... Then B.... C would uuuusually follow.
Remember the internet before Google, before algorithmic feeds, before monolithic social media corralled us onto the same handful of apps? When small, *personal websites* and
Lamp guy from Backrooms
The Boston Garden was an arena in Boston, Massachusetts. Designed by boxing promoter Tex Rickard, who also built the third iteration of New York's Madison Square Garden, it opened on November 17, 1928, as "Boston Madison Square Garden" (later shortened to just "Boston Garden")
Floor unit air conditioner
The death of Marat, Kombatified
merrit k: when people are posting shit like RENT PAST DUE NEED ANOTHER 1435 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW every month and they're never hitting their targets do they ever think that maybe they should find another way of paying rent jon hendren: I need lots of cash for doordash bubble teas right now so i can keep texting mormon incest rumors to my star wars boyfriend
Beside him stands Mr. B, a man of his own class, graduate of the same preparatory school and university, rich, a sportsman, owner of a famous racing stable, vice-president of a bank, married to a well-known society belle. He is a good fellow and extremely popular. But if America were going Nazi he would certainly join up, and early. Why? ... Why the one and not the other?
Alex Pretti memorial
I have short, thinning hair with a stark widow's peak, like when you imagine Bela Lugosi Dracula (though of course he has a normal hairline in the 1931 film, the widow's peak comes from White Zombie, Mark of the Vampire, and lots of crap that followed)
Ken doll with a smooth bump where his genitals would be
Followed by 93 people I follow
a naive list length predicate in a strange dialect of Prolog
George W Bush wearing a cowboy hat
a prolog-like DSL embedded in javascript
Screenshot of Rust code testing a concatenative logic DSL
Priest removed as exorcist after his comments on UFOs and demons
More than a dozen other witnesses offered similar warnings, and Nee, 18 — son of Thomas Nee, president of the powerful Boston Police Patrolmen's Association - was arrested on October 18.
Me on the beach, wearing my shirt as a sunshade
A yellow plate with two rectangular fried egg candles on it
Black wide legged pants
Jeremy Irons, circa 2013, raising the objection to gay marriage that "Tax-wise, it's an interesting one, because, you see, could a father not marry his son?"
3 Google search: "woman in the moon launch" AI Overview: The "woman in the moon" launch refers to the historic Artemis II mission, which successfully launched NASA astronaut Christina Koch as the first woman to ever voyage to th
Eric Schmidt wearing an embroidered top hat at Further Future, which has been described as "Burning Man for the 1%"
Kermit the frog, wearing a tuxedo
Crossed-out 7SoulsDeep graffiti
David Byrne in big suit from Stop Making Sense
peevish (adj.) late 14c., peyvesshe "perverse, capricious, silly," a word of uncertain origin; probably modeled on Latin perversus "reversed, perverse," past participle of pervertere "to turn about" (see pervert (v.)). Original sense was obsolete from 17c. The meaning "cross, fretful. ill-tempered" is recorded from 1520s. Related: Peevishly; peevishness.
...the spirit of fun and good humor." Ullman said of the controversy, "My criteria for doing a character is: Do they exist? Do they talk like this? Would they indeed run a donut establishment? And I think Mrs. Noh Nang Ning meets all of that." However, she acknowledged, "Asian people don't...
Rollerblading flautist in Green Card (1990)
A JPMorgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee - drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career when he refused her advances, according to a lawsuit. Lorna Hajdini, 37, an executive director in JPMorgan Chase's Leveraged Finance division, is accused in the filing of coercing a married banker into 'non-consensual and humiliating sex acts' over months, despite his pleas for her to stop. Her accuser claims she admitted to drugging him with the date rape drug 'roofies' on multiple occasions and, during one encounter, berated him as he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will.
Mother Mary, Klute, Jeanne Dielman
'So you have come to gloat too, have you, my urchins?' he said. 'You don't care what a beggar lacks, do you? For you have all you want, food and fine clothes, and the best weed for your pipes. Oh yes, I know! I know where it comes from. You would not give a pipeful to a beggar, would you?'
Cathy
Vienetta ice cream roll - "one slice is never enough"
The film's title is derived from Gerard Manley Hopkins's poem "Spring and Fall: To a Young Child", which is analyzed in Lisa's English class. In the poem, the narrator addresses a young girl named Margaret, who mourns the falling autumn leaves as if they were deceased friends. The narrator informs Margaret that this sense of grief, though it feels profound, is an inescapable part of the human condition.
Catholic priest holding up Eucharist
German headline: »Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem« Quote post: Kein Scheiß, Sherlock
No Kings protest in Times Square
Elmyr wearing a green wool cardigan with a studded leather belt
A shower notepad
- I can't see who I'm supposed to block because l've already blocked them for some reason - You guys havent blocked them, henry did so it doesn't show up be he doesnt know how bsky works - The OP blocked me for quote-dunking their post which was quote-dunking someone else.