Justin Timbercake (He/Him)

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Pacific Northwesterner, Carnegie Mellon Alumnus, staff UX and service designer, researcher, creator, and chaos navigator.

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Trump's Truth Social account: AI Image of Trump wearing a 4-star General's Army Uniform with 6-row ribbon rack, multiple breast insignias, flanked by AI Patton, and AI MacArthur. In the background, there are several armored tanks, two of which are burning.
Photo: Saddam Hussein's hiding place.
Brit Hume, the Fox News political analyst, observed that the most successful TV panel shows provided viewers with a reliable cast of characters to choose from. "People tune in to watch people they love to love," he said, "and people they love to hate." 'How dare you kink-shame?' The six-story Lower Manhattan loft where Ms. Tarlov grew up was originally the home of a Bazzini Nuts factory. Her parents regularly pulled her and her younger sister out of school to travel to film sets, including in South Africa and New Zealand. After college, Ms. Tarlov moved to Britain, where she earned a Ph.D. at the London School of Economics and worked on Boris Johnson's London mayoral campaign. Back in New York, she landed a job with Mr. Schoen's firm after her grandparents approached the pollster at the Harmonie Club, on the Upper East Side, and talked up their bright granddaughter. “Jessica Tarlov Is the Liberal That Fox News Viewers Love to Hate” NYTimes By Michael M. Grynbaum Oct. 26, 2024
Homer Simpson: So far.
CNN Watch Subscribe The investigation into the suspect began Saturday when a witness reported they noticed a man near where the fire started, Nowels said. The man was "bending down near some grass" the witness told sheriff deputies, according to Nowels. A short time later, the witness saw smoke coming from the area, the sheriff added. Responding law enforcement officers made contact with Farinacci in the area shortly after the fire started Saturday and he was "detained, questioned and ultimately released," Nowels said. He was found to be in possession of waterproof matches and a butane lighter at the time, Nowels said. "A lot of the details that have come to light during the investigation were not known to the deputies who detained Mr. Farinacci that day," the sheriff noted. Investigators later used body-worn camera footage from the encounter to help build their case, Nowels added.
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Werner Herzog speech bubble.
The Joker, bombing at open mic standup comedy.
Musk was asked how his companies would make money in this version of the future, and he insisted that "money won't matter in 2036." He claimed that everyone would have a high income from doing nothing and that people might still perform some kind of labor as a hobby, much in the same way that people might grow their own tomatoes in a home garden. Musk insisted backyard tomatoes weren't as good as those you can buy from the store, but people still do it anyway. That would be news to anyone who's had a delicious backyard tomato, which frequently tastes much better.
George W. Bush, from the flight deck of an aircraft carrier, prematurely declares “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” in a war that will drag on for another two decades.
How can I help you? Select from the pills below or write up a quick summary. Pepper |18:37:45 Common Questions Anonymous User | 18:37:52 Sure, let me know what you would like to know about? Pepper | 18:37:53 For every complex number (s=\sigmatit) satisfying N\zeta(s)=0] and [0<\sigma<1,] prove that (\sigma=\frac12.] Here, for (\Re(s)>1), Nzeta(s)=\sum_(n=1)^(\infty)\frac(1Xn^s),] extended to the complex plane by analytic continuation, except for its simple pole at (s=1). You may use the functional equation \pi^-(1-s)/2}\Gamma\left(\frac(1-s} (2) \right)\zeta(1-s),] but you must derive or explicitly justify every additional result used. Anonymous User|18:43:03
“Hey, I’ve seen this one!” Back to the Future
Stanley Tucci in The Pelican Brief.
HEARTBREAKING THE WORST PERSON YOU KNOW JUST MADE A GOOD POINT.
Lindsey Graham * @LindseyGrahamSC Replying to @LindseyGrahamSC In light of these two events, I will support President @realDonaldTrump in any effort to move forward regarding the recent vacancy created by the passing of Justice Ginsburg.
In 2016, during the debate over filling the Supreme Court seat left vacant by Justice Antonin Scalia, Senator Lindsey Graham told reporters, "I want you to use my words against me. If there's a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let's let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."
Lindsey Graham M @LindseyGrahamSC If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.....and we will deserve it. 9:03 PM • May 3, 2016
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The Simpsons: Principal Skinner. “Am I out of touch?” “No, it's the children who are wrong.”
Photoshopped alternative where Trump is grasping the handles of an aluminum walker.
Donald Trump passport image. He's clasping the grips of a walker.
Case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS Document 1 Filed 04/26/16 Page 3 of 6 Page ID #:3 11. On the third occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was forced to engage in an unnatural lesbian sex act with her fellow minor and sex slave, Maria Doe age 12, for the sexual enjoyment of Defendant Trump. After this sex act, both minors were forced to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing their mouths simultaneously on his erect penis until he achieved sexual orgasm. After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance. 12. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to "please wear a condom". Defendant Trump responded by violently striking Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that "he would do whatever he wanted" as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Defendant Trump what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion".
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Merriam-Webster conservatism noun con•ser•va tism kan-sar-va- ti-zam «)) plural conservatisms Synonyms of conservatism > 1 a : inclination to preserve what is established : belief in the value of established and traditional practices in politics and society Classical education involves a certain kind of conservatism. - Adam M. Carrington The twentieth century politics of New Jersey has continued to be dominated ... by the natural conservatism of the industrial and business interests. - American Guide Series: New Jersey → compare LIBERALISM sense 1 b: a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing the importance of established hierarchies and institutions (such as religion, the family, and class structure), and preferring gradual development to abrupt change Despite much change in the surrounding social environment, however, the essential values of conservatism remained much as they have always been: church, family, personal responsibility, order, country. - A. James Reichley
ORS 260.555 Prohibitions relating to petitions Text (1) Annotations A person attempting to obtain signatures on, or causing to be circulated, a petition or prospective petition that is being circulated in accordance with the laws of this state may not knowingly make any false statement regarding the contents, meaning or effect of the petition or prospective petition to any person who signs it, attempts to sign it, is requested to sign it or requests information concerning it.
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Marco Rubio, apparently walking to his own public execution. Greg Rosenstein @grosenstein on Twitter “U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has arrived at #UFCFreedom50.”
A single worker sitting on scaffolding, in front of Trump's name on the Kennedy Center.
Senator Amy Klobuchar grinning like a child eating cotton candy at the county fair, during the inauguration of Trump in 2025.
Skeet by a qanon weirdo, ranting about “globalists.” AbrahamicUnity17Q
A photo of a sad and distressed Ted Cruz, phone banking for the man who openly insulted his wife.
The Guardian US politics • This article is more than 2 years old Far-right group Project Veritas admits it had'no evidence' of voter fraud in Pennsylvania Political agitator James O'Keefe and organization he once led had spread false claims of fraud at post office during 2020 election
Nathan Fielder, smiling. Alone.
Trump, asleep in his chair, depicted as the RADIOHEAD album "The Bends."
5 U.S.C. § 3331: “I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”
First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
“I, __________, elected governor of the state of New Jersey, do solemnly promise and swear that I will diligently, faithfully and to the best of my knowledge, execute the said office in conformity with the powers delegated to me; and that I will to the utmost of my skill and ability, promote the peace and prosperity and maintain the lawful rights of the said state.”
From https://whitehouse.gov/aliens ALIENS If you've witnessed an Alien abduction, do not be alarmed. The Alien is in good hands. we will take care of it... and return it safely to its place of origin. REPORT SUSPICIOUS ALIENS → ICE TIP LINE × JOIN NOW ADDENDIM •DECLASSIFIED 2026 THEY WEREN'T LITTLE GREEN MEN. These "Aliens" are the millions of ILLEGALS who invaded our country under the cover of darkness. President Trump told the truth. The cover-up is over. Secure the border. Deport them all.
The Bin Laden SEAL Team 6 raid — Situation Room photograph, with Biden, Obama, Clinton, et. al. watching monitors as the raid happens.
A woman points two pistols at her own eyes.
“The time loop episode where Kelsey Grammer makes a cameo”
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Fascism is an authoritarian, far-right political ideology that exalts nation and race above the individual. It advocates for a centralized dictatorial government, extreme militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, and strict regimentation of society and the economy.
conservatism /ken' servedizem/ Conservatism is a political and social philosophy that prioritizes the preservation of traditional institutions, established social hierarchies, and gradual societal change. Rooted in the writings of 18th-century thinker Edmund Burke, it emphasizes historical continuity, individual liberty, and empirical experience over radical, top-down ideological experiments. @ Wikipedia +5
Conservatism is a cultural, social, and political philosophy prioritizing the preservation of traditional institutions, established customs, and historically inherited values. Rather than embracing radical change, it advocates for gradual, organic reform rooted in empirical experience, limited government intervention, and individual liberty.
Republicans against Trump: JUST IN: The Senate just blocked a resolution to end Trump's war in Iran in a 49-50 vote. Three Republicans voted YES: Paul, Collins, and Murkowski. Democratic Sen. John Fetterman voted NO. YEA 49 NAY 50 Motion to Discharge S. J. Res. 163, a joint resolution to direct the removal of United States Armed Forces from hostilities within or against the Islamic Republic of Iran
A photograph of an overweight leopard resting its paws on a wood branch.
@Polymarket JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by "Chad" judge in Miami court hearing.
Laserdisc sleeve: Serial Mom, Kathleen Turner
Statue of Saddam Hussein toppled after the fall of Bagdad in 2003.
Elon Musk doing not one, but two enthusiastic Nazi salutes on Inauguration Day, January 20th, 2025
Keith Richards smiling at a (off camera) gigantic pile of heroin.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump •9m Law Enforcement has requested that we leave the premises, consistent with protocol, which we will do, immediately. I will be giving a press conference in 30 minutes from the White House Press Briefing Room. The First Lady, plus the Vice President, and all Cabinet members, are in perfect condition. We will be speaking to you in a half an hour. I have spoken with all the representatives in charge of the event, and we will be rescheduling within 30 days. President DONALD J. TRUMP Q 1.62k 2.78k 10.2k 1
Young, prematurely balding Elon Musk in his PayPal era.
Captain Mark Kelly wearing a sexy-ass NASA jacket and grinning from ear to ear with a massive 1970s porno-stache.
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Pierce County map with dozens of public EV chargers listed.