Rie Merritt

@justrie.bsky.social

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Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her Will not be tolerating your foolishness today MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz #FabCon

Cyber truck parked with trailer in a middle class neighborhood.
A large blue cooler filled with 20lbs of ice. It's strapped on a platform behind a truck. It's not going anywhere.
An image of a post where a man is complaining that you can't tell the actor is a woman because her armor should have breasts. This conversation about breast plates in movies. "not dying should be gender neutral."
Screenshot of an article about 10 LEO in Georgia being arrested for misusing Flock surveillance cameras for personal reasons.
Whiskey with fresh Georgia peaches.
Moose,a very cute brown dog, is sitting in a chair like a person.
Monica, at a football game, shrugging.
Right have side of the bar with beers on tap listed. Beer taps behind the bar visible.
Scene in a bar with large screen tvs playing sports and on the far left, a draft beer menu.
Headline reading Vance announces suspension of $1.3 Billion in Medicaid payments to California.
a post from Tim that reads "I want to ENJOY the internet, you see."
Percentage of Americans who say that, as children, they knew a compassionate, nonjudgmental adult: 35. Percentage of these Americans who say that their mother was such a person: 50. That their father was: 5.
WaPo post that discusses what Melania wears instead of her complicity in the administrations lies & policies.
A joke about the moon being an allergen. Not haunted.
Heading reads CBS will have Colbert's later night time slot to "Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen."
Temps in Atlanta in Fahrenheit.
A dirty vodka martini with 2 olives (not 3) in a chilled glass, sitting on an end table.
Brown dog, curled up in an office couch.
Blueprint of a proposed ICE facility.
Two email subject lines. The first from NYT mentions the Supreme Court has stuck down Trump's Tariffs. The second WaPo headlines mentions 8 things you can do to lower your dementia risk. Are they connected?
Sexy vacuum lines in a carpet.
Headline that indicates Elon Musk gave his opinion on something he knows morning about.
A sign from a protest that reads 'angry women will change the world'.
Adorable black dog with a white hand print on her face from flour.
picture of 16 speakers with information about FabCon & SQLCon agenda launch.
Two magazine covers with Hugh Jackman.
A notebook entitled "a list of people who underestimated me and how that worked out for them."
Rules to Whamageddon that begins on December 1.
FabCon & SQLCon mascots walking. conference dates March 16-20,2026.
Random, spam post.
A black dog, sitting proudly in front of the remains of a stuffed chew toy. A brown dog, the co-conspirator, joins her.
The guilty, but unashamed, black dog.
A dog you T-Rex & white stuffing scattered across a floor.
family sitting on couch with someone peeking out from the couch cushions.
Black puppy standing over brown dog on a red couch.
Men in grey shorts and a black T-shirt walking through EPCOT.
FabCon March 16-20 2026 in Atlanta.
A people grocery bag that reads Wine is basically fruit salad.
A cute black puppy and a cute brown dog watching me over the back of the couch.
A green, grassy yard with 3 dogs chasing a blue balloon
Black puppy eating a watermelon slice.
A picture of a large wave with 3 school buses showing it's height.
A vase filled with Lego flowers sitting on a shelf.
A black puppy covered in MVP stickers.
A black dog covered in evidence. Or MVP stickers.
A cute black puppy in the middle of a room covered with paper & sticker debris. She did this.
Two social media posts discussing what can governments do to "fix" falling birth rates. The second guy replies Restricting women's rights, cutting access to education, and forced breeding, among other fucking ridiculous ideas that all dehumanize women and strip rights.
Ad for a phone app that magnified what you're looking at.
Black puppy on a blue couch.
A very cute black puppy, doing her best to look innocent, with stuffed animal fluff all over the floor.
Pink and blue plastic shoes.
A woman in a rainbow skirt holding a sign that reads "Statistically more likely to be a sexual predator then anyone here" pointing to a man from Westboro Baptist Church.
Small black puppy sleeping.
Unicorn sticker that reads "I am brave!"
A brown dog and a black dog, tearing apart a toy and removing the fluff.
Video shows a trail of fluff from inside a dog's toy and end with both dogs rolling around in a pile of fluff, with the toy.
Zebra caught in a trap, dangling from a helicopter.
Two puppies looking profile outside the pantry, waiting for dinner.
very sweet tea in a red glass with lemon wedge.
Inside a BBQ joint with signs & lights on the wall.