Jordan Vance (no relation)

@jvance.org

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Your honor, I'm a dog. Perpetually exhausted motion machine. Making things go beep boop.

Patrick Radden Keefe on stage being asked questions about London Falling.
A red tulip with three other buds ready to pop too
An MBTA bus with Electric on the top level.
A dog looking at a fat orange cat on the arm of a couch. Also there is a brindle dog but she doesn't care about any of the goings on
A red tailed hawk perched atop a fencepost. In its left talon is a rat and a plastic bag. The hawk is looking over its right shoulder.
A fawn dog sitting in front of many plants. Spring is coming soon.
A glass with a goat logo on it filled 3/4 of the way with beer. A can next to it with Chick-a-dee English Style Bitter and a chickadee on the label
A great blue heron at the bottom of a spillway.
A fawn dog on a red couch covered in a red fox blanket. The dog is contorted in a seemingly uncomfortable pose, but such are dogs.
A fawn dog in the woods with a cascade of water running behind her. The dog is smiling. It is a good day.
Two good dogs, one brindle, one fawn, walking along a dusty path. The fawn one has a hat in her mouth.
A fawn dog lying on a red couch with its head resting on the couch armrest. A fish cat toy lies between its paws.
A fawn dog resting it's head on green pants. She knows it's vacation time and she's not coming
Two dogs lying in the grass. One is chill. The other is an idiot.
A brindle dog looking over is shoulder while lying on a teal blanket. One of its jowls hangs down comically
Duolingo screen with the text: Nous perdons beaucoup d'argent. We're losing a lot of money.
A snarling dog with its tongue between its teeth. She's really a good dog but gets super cranky when she is tired.
A fawn dog and an orange cat on a red couch. A snek dog toy is on the floor in front of the cat.
A fawn doggo, snoot extended and asleep, waiting for a boop. Boop that snoot for democracy
When President Trump and his allies think of the idealized version of higher education, they don’t look to the Ivy League or the revered universities of the United Kingdom. They look to Hungary, a middle-tier economy without a single college or university ranked among the world’s top 400. Over the past 15 years, Hungary’s right-wing prime minister, Viktor Orbán, has installed political allies in leadership roles, slashed funding for independent scientific research, and cut support for the humanities in what he has described as a campaign to save universities from financial ruin and, crucially, root out the pernicious influence of left-wing radicals and globalists. ”I think his way has to be the model for us,” Vice President JD Vance said of Orbán’s approach last year.
A Trader Joe's shelf with only 1 dozen eggs left and some organic blue and brown egg dozens are just in frame.
A fawn dog curled into a tight ball
A snarling dog, upset about Ireland's current state of play
Scrunched-up face of a dog sleeping on another dog's hind quarters.
4 hooded mergansers
Two dogs walking on a snowy tree lined road. They are both wearing jackets. In the lower left is a thumb because every picture I take has my thumb in it.
Side project goes viral
A brindle dog with big ears looking over her should at something
A sitting down fawn dog, a lying down brindle pure bred mutt, and a hefty chunk orange cat on a bed.
A brindle dog wrapped in a teal blanket on a couch looking very warm and comfortable
A sleeping fawn dog on a white pillow. Many cookbooks and recipe folders behind her.
A dog on a red couch with its face between its paws
A dog with its head between its paws on a red couch.
Every candidate from Princeton has a little blurb, including what they majored in. Ted Cruz's blurb says "The border state Republican has been consistently criticized for his refusal to certify the 2020 election and for social media posts that have been called racist."
A calm lake with autumn trees reflected in it.