Jan van Hellemond

@jvhellemond.nl

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Jack of all trades, master of fun.

Old Soviet joke for out times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. Guy syas: "looking for an obituary." Vendor says: "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade." Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."