Joe Warminsky

@jwarminsky.bsky.social

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News Editor at The Record: @therecordmedia.bsky.social [ Tired of bios ] [ Often thinking about music ] [ Etc. ]

the words EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PARASITE ANXIETY rendered in the form of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
Video of Mick Jagger shaking his head after Argentina tied the score 1-1 against England
PICK TWO THEY WILL DEFEND YOU THE REST IS COMING TO KILL YOU https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2396909-choice-games
Michael Caine in thick glasses
animated GIF of Jay-Z in thick glasses, nodding his head to Coldplay
Screenshot of the Gmail inbox preview of an email from LinkedIn News that says “A case for shorts in the office”
Long, politically loaded statement posted July 1, 2026, as an image to the X account of Nick Adams, the special presidential envoy for tourism, about the World Cup fan known as FreddyLA7 visiting the White House.
Screenshot from X of a post on June 28, 2026, by @FreddyLA7, saying “It’s been amazing but when I’m back in Germany I’m gonna close this account. The ‘influencer’ life is not for me.”
A painting of dogs playing pool. A bulldog with a cigarette in his mouth prepares to hit the cue ball as other dogs look on. https://www.etsy.com/listing/953485056/dogs-playing-pool-by-cassius-coolidge
Set list for the first show of Rush’s 2026 tour, at the Kia Forum on June 7, 2026, in Inglewood, California. Screenshot from Revolver magazine on IG.
Screenshot of a scene from HBO’s “Industry.” The Jesse Bloom character is using the ballroom in a London mansion as his trading room. At the far end of the floor is a large rug and a giant bank of financial screens. Bloom sits at the desk in an office chair facing away from the camera. Foreground right is the character Gus, in dark slacks and a dark overcoat, holding an envelope full of cash. Giant chandeliers provide light overhead. A basketball hoop stands near the middle of the otherwise empty room.
Photo of a full color newsprint edition of the comic Family Circus on May 20, 2026. Inside the circle, red-haired child Jeffy holds a shovel in his left hand and is pointing at a small hole in the ground. The caption underneath says, Mommy! Guess what I discovered! Rock!”
A clipping from an old Entertainment Weekly magazine rests on a gray background. The clipping is small and square. It’s an image of the original animated He-Man — standing proud in his red banana hammock and blue breastplate, sword at rest across his back — towering over some normal humans. At the bottom, the magazine added the fake quote, “Does this breastplate make me look fat?”
Chris Martin of Coldplay, with curly blond hair, in a blue T-shirt, and wearing a small pendant, making an announcement for a halftime show at the World Cup final. Behind him are clusters of colored balloons and fake trees. To his left are the Muppets Animal and Elmo.
Screenshot of a WSJ.com headline: Can Drake’s New Album End Rap’s Cold Streak
In Mikula’s view, car buying has become so absurd that what he’s doing makes perfect sense, even if it is a little offbeat. “You’re hiring a middleman to deal with the middleman to make the middleman more efficient,” he said.
Screenshot of the NBC Olympics broadcast chiron showing POKÉMON INTERMISSION REPORT
Front cover of Willie Colon’s “La Gran Fuga” album
The print edition of the Feb. 5, 2026, Washington Post inside a translucent light blue delivery bag. Showing through is an in-house filler ad in the Classified section. The ad says “more SPORTS?” vertically, and at the bottom is more text: “Washington Post newsletters deliver more of what you’re looking for.” There is a URL for free signup.
Screenshot of an advertisement for “The $60 pants that keep selling out.” White lettering over a background of dark blue corduroy pants. The pocket hem can be seen.
James Brown, with a mustache, on the set of episode 1 of his TV show "Future Shock" He's on a catwalk above the dancefloor, wearing a green vest with a big collar and matching green beltless slacks. His arms are bare and he grins as he announces the Rufus Thomas song "Do The Double Bump."
A version of the "epic handshake" meme. The arm on the left is labeled "ICE warning (jumpouts)". The arm on the right is labeled "ICE warning (actual ice). Above the clenched hands it says, "DC Nextdoor listservs"
Damon Wayans as the Oswald Bates character in an episode of "In Living Colour." He's wearing a blue shirt that says COUNTY JAIL and is gesticulating with his left hand.
Animated GIF of Jon Snow standing alone with a broadsword as enemy cavalry advances in "Game of Thrones."
A small gray dog in an orange and black knitted wool Gritty costume (Philadelphia Flyers mascot) on the British TV show “Game of Wool.”
Vertical screenshot from a Russian Interior Ministry video purporting to show arrests of alleged developers of the Meduza Stealer malware. The long legs of a person, lying face down, are in the foreground. They are wearing what looks like black pajama pants with the Hello Kitty logo on them. An officer in body armor is crouched over the person's torso. Another person in jeans, holding what looks like a black leather satchel, is in the upper left corner.
Dangelo performs at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, Maryland, in 2015. He's weird a light-colored wide-brimmed hat, a stylish overcoat and holding an ornate guitar as he sings into a microphone.
Logo for Metropolitan Meat, Seafood and Poultry on the side of a white trailer. A red smiling cartoon lobster has his arms (claws) draped around the shoulders of a smiling black & white cartoon cow and a smiling yellow chicken.
screenshot of a New York Times headline: A Glimpse Into the Extravagant Lives of New York City Teens
Elliott Gould, in giant plastic eyeglasses, a cravat and a smoking jacking, holding a cigar, in a scene from "Ocean's 11"
Daryl Hall and John Oates, both wearing leather jackets, in a color photo likely from the 1970s. Hall’s bushy mustache and curly poofy hairdo would be very on-trend for 2025. For some people.
Teacherless AI school, a flesh-eating parasite & neighborhoods with gun crime
the rapper Xzibit smiling in the default image for the "Yo Dawg ..." meme
An advertisement for FreeRoss.org next to a rental electric bike stand on a sidewalk along South Dakota Avenue in Washington, DC. A snapshot of Lyn and Ross Ulbrecht appears on a white background. In a black strip above the photo is the website address.
Animated GIF of the "$240 worth of pudding" skit from The State. Background is red and purple velvety curtains. On the floor is a giant pile of vanilla pudding, presumably $240 worth. The floor appears to be red linoleum, snakeskin patterned. Foreground, at left there is Michael Ian Black (as Le Von), and Thomas Lennon (as Barry). Le Von is wearing a cream colored fringey tuxedo shirt, black pants and a maroon velvet jacket. Barry is wearing a wide-collared white dress shirt with narrow vertical stripes, a purple velvet jacked and black pants. They dance like R&B singers in front of the pudding.
Single-serving packets of the hydration product Liquid I.V. lined up vertically against a sky blue background. From left to right the flavors are rocket pop, cotton candy, rainbow sherbet, tangerine and blackberry peach. Image is a partial screenshot of the front of the liquid-iv.com website.
An animated GIF of the Snuggle Bear fabric softener mascot being held up by two hands against a blue and purple background.
Black and white photo of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Julie Hagerty, Ross Harris and Peter Graves in the cockpit of the movie Airplane. Harris is holding a model jet.
Ancient meme. Text at bottom says PICK TWO THEY WILL DEFEND YOU THE REST IS COMING TO KILL YOU. Grid of 9 photos shows 50 eagles, 10 crocodiles, 3 grizzly bears, 7 bulls, 1 human rifleman, 15 wolves, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas, 4 lions
Animated GIF of Dave Chappelle during the "8 Mile" parody sketch from Chappelle's Show. He's holding a microphone and rapping to a crowd the way Enimem does in the movie. All-caps italics text at bottom says JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES!
Screenshot of an April 7, 2025, Instagram post by Martha Stewart. A plate of sliced ham, carving utensils to the left side, is superimposed with a text box that says “How Much Ham Per Person You Need When Entertaining”
Screenshot of graphic of three major stock markets falling from April 2 to April 4. Two different rapid drops in the jagged lines look like sonic frequencies dropping.
Screenshot of words on a Google marketing page: "New in Gmail: Making end-to-end encrypted emails easy to use for all organizations" ... dated April 1, 2025
Screenshot of a rectangular grid of 15 images returned the Google search: spongebob ice cream pop meme. The hideous SpongeBob SquarePants ice cream popsicles with gumball eyes look nothing like what is promised on the packaging.
John Mellancamp in a jean jacket, sitting on a lawn chair, holding what appears to be an autoharp on a beach in the "Cherry Bomb" video.
horizontal crop, tight on the faces and very tall hairdos, of the image from the advertisement for Gavin Newsom's podcast episode featuring Steve Bannon
Image of the front of a 1985 Donruss baseball card. Black background. Red script lettering says "Two for the title" diagonally across the center of the card. Photos of Dave Winfield (upper left quadrant) and Don Mattingly (lower right) wearing Yankees hates. Upper right quadrant says DAVE WINFIELD AND DON MATTINGLY in yellow serif font.
At the 2013 Drum Corps International World Championship, the first-place winners, Carolina Crown, earned a perfect score in the brass section when they performed parts of "Knee Play 3", "Trial/Prison", "Spaceship", and "Knee Play 5".[43] From: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_on_the_Beach
Animated GIF of the Techno Viking https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/technoviking
Phone video of a portion of a screen showing a TV broadcast of an NBA game. The focus is on the basket and some of the lane. Guerschon Yabusele of the Philadelphia 76ers bursts into the frame, dunks the ball with two hands, then hangs on the rim.
Screenshot of an all-caps post from the D.C.-area Nextdoor: HOW CAN I CANCEL THIS APP? I'VE CLICKED ON UNSUBSCRIBE NUMEROUS TIME BUT I STILL RECEIVE EMAIL FROM YOU. I WANT EVERY FORM OF COMMUNICATION TO STOP IMMEDIATELY SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO TO ENSURE THIS HAPPENS. THANKS IN ADVANCE.
Tears in Rain meme from the famous Rutger Hauer scene in the original “Blade Runner.” Top text: I’ve seen Buffoon Packs you wouldn’t believe. Bottom text: I’ve seen 10x Mults fail against the Extra Large Boss Blind
Digital display in an automobile dashboard, while letters on a black background, a small wrench icon and the words Service Past Due. Underneath is a calendar and the phrase “O day”
Mr. Rodgers played “Here Comes the Sun” to let the entrepreneurs know that their trips were most likely coming to an end. They slowly stirred from their mattresses and left the den, curling up on deck chairs outside to discuss what they had seen. They all agreed on one particularly affecting moment of the day, which was tripping while listening to Coldplay’s “Fix You.”
Close-up photo of a dog’s eyes. It’s a beagle mix with most auburn fur except for some white around the nose, which is partially visible. Above the eyes, gentle sweeps of hair form soft eyebrows.
Screenshot of TNT broadcast of the pregame of the SMU-Penn State playoff game. The image is Penn State Blue Band members entering Beaver Stadium. A close caption box says “SEE ONE GUY WITH A TANK TOP ON.”
Video of Pep Guardiola, the Manchester City coach, reacting on the sidelines to a missed shot by team member Phil Foden against Aston Villa. Guardiola holds his palms out, fingers spread, and almost does a little dance. He makes several different faces in the course of 5 seconds.
A Cheetos Snuggie in a box on a bottom shelf at a retail store. To the left is a Wet Floor pylon, partially obscured.