Joseph Dombroski

@jwdomb.com

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Building machine learning models and hoarding GIS data. Still doing UX/IA, too. “He expected so much more than the world could offer.”

ChatGPT: A cyclone victim discovers that footwear theft and herbicide are the keys to toppling despotic regimes in a Technicolor utopia. Kansas teen wakes up in a candy-colored dreamland and realizes fashion (sparkly shoes) is a more powerful statement than magic. A real-estate-savvy dog orchestrates a hostile takeover of Oz by dragging his clueless owner through a series of property disputes. When a girl’s accidental house drop leads to involuntary manslaughter, she must flee from local officials—witches, if you believe the propaganda. A sideshow psychic uses his ventriloquism skills and a hidden smoke machine to convince four gullible travelers he’s the ruler of everything. Dorothy tries to bring democracy to Oz but finds the real power is held by a chatty scarecrow and a suspiciously defanged lion union. Tornado insurance fraud? Dorothy’s lavish tale of wizards and witches might just be the perfect cover for a half-demolished farmhouse. The so-called “good witch” stirs up political chaos by giving a naïve drifter magical shoes and sending her off to dethrone the competition. Watch as a wandering teen incites a revolution, armed only with a singing entourage and scandalously sparkly footwear. Unhinged carnival worker rules over a hidden city until a storm-hardened farmgirl blows his cover with the oldest trick in the book: pulling the curtain.