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NYPost headline: “Mamdani’s anti-Italian hate is no surprise — it is foundational to his Marxist beliefs.”
Scooby mask reveal meme: 1. Mask: “Everything’s too expensive!” 2. Reveal: wage stagnation, corporate profiteering, overpaid executives
A flyer showing creamy cholula sauces
Reductress screenshot: I LIVED IT
A bumper sticker reads “This car climbed Brokeback Mountain”
Shinji from Evangelion: “I’m coming out as bisexual!” Asuka: “You like boys??” Misato: “You like girls??”
Original post has an eringi mushroom pack, with one mushroom appearing to have a worried expression. The Japanese text says, “it’s okay, I’m coming to rescue you now.” The poster then made a drawing of the mushroom making a “D:” face and said, “Enrigi-chan is here”
A screw cap of a twitter post, taken from Reddit. The protagonist of Persona 3 sits on a train, hand in pocket, but his head is an anime version of Charlie Kirk. The poster says, "someone with this profile pic keeps liking my tweets." Underneath is a response from Allegra Clark, the English voice actress for Mitsuru, saying "oh god I hate it"
Still from Blue Velvet. Man watering grass gets stung and dies in his picturesque white-picket lawn.
Dennis Hopper as President Koopa in 1993’s super Mario brothers film
monke with neuron activating
Photoshop of David Foster Wallace on "Hot Ones" from @missmollymary who says, "just something I've been pondering lately"
Screenshot of several comments from the linked article cooking the writer
Homer telling Bart "This is the worst day of your life SO FAR"
Screenshot from tumbler of a badly photoshopped image of Patrick Bateman as a wizard staring at an orb. Text says “let’s ponder Paul Allen’s orb”
Prompt: “draw a star like someone who can’t draw anything” Response: several misshapen stars with the face of a guy struggling to draw
Dante Alighieri holding his book and saying “nice argument. unfortunately, i wrote a book in which i'm the chad and you burn in hell.”
Bernard from Day of the Tentacle
Homer explaining the machinations of the Ayatollah to Marge
Screenshot of a tweet showing an image of Coltrane sitting on a stool. Text says “picture: John Coltrane waiting patiently for Cowboy Bebop to invent jazz”
A grocery store checkout screen has an AI-generated artwork of Shinji & co from Evangelion browsing groceries
Al Pacino in Heat saying “Great Ass,” eyes widened and nostrils distended
A loading screen pro-tip that says “Crimes committed against levers of the higher social classes are punished more severely,” from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
Elmo, labeled “Bluesky,” dumps his head into a pile of white powder, labeled “a morsel of elite accountability”
dril economy meme but he’s spending too much on handhelds
“Morpheus is fighting Neo” scene from the Matrix, where everyone jumps up to watch the fight
Psychomantis saying, "You like Castlevania, don't you?"
Trolley Problem but there's a bunch of empty ropes, a crowd is pushing the trolley back, and others are freeing the victims down the line. Text reads "We can break free." From Reddit.
Angry flower: “CHUDS WHEN THEY SEE PEOPLE FROM OTHER LANDS EXISTING IN THEIR COUNTRy.” Happy flower: “CHUDS WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT CONQUERING OTHER LANDS AND ANNEXING THEM INTO THEIR COUNTRY.”
Girl from Pen15 watching from afar
YouTube thumbnail: “was Charles Mingus responsible for the construction of the Giza Pyramids?”
Dragon Quest screenshot: “For this is the hero’s greatest power: unwavering courage in the face of seemingly insurmountable hardship.”
Matt the Mii
an old meme, of a myspace user with a shirt reading "bitches don't know bout my dick," but "my" is replaced with "moby"
The Claydol Pokémon family, resembling the Jomon dolls
A terminator labeled “P4 discourse” is searching around for a girl who is hiding under a desk. The girl’s face is Nanako Dojoma from P4.
Lionel Hutz from Simpsons holding a card with sharpied-in punctuation reading, “NEVER AGAIN? NO, BLOOD FOR OIL!”
NY Times headline: “Mamdani Revokes Executive Orders That Adams Signed to Support Israel”
Ned Flanders is awoken by fireworks. He rubs his eyes and says, “Oh, January 1st! Better get started on those taxes, Neddy.”
Napoleon Dynamite
A monkey looks on wide-eyed as a label points to its brain, reading “neuron activation”
Two photos of Jason Alexander-as-George Costanza. On the left he has his normal curly bald hair. On the right he has a shaven head and beard.
Ta-Nehasi Coates saying “Was silence not an option?”
A screencap from the ad. A man-child with a broccoli haircut and pedo-stache smiles wistfully as a certain multinational corporation’s latest surveillance machine tells him he is “goated with the sauce”
NY times opinion piece: “Mamdani isn’t the future of the democrats. This guy is.” And it’s a photo of Josh Shapiro, the Obama impersonator who’s already in his mid-50s
Rick Moranis headshot
The “yes haha” sickos meme
A Japanese painting depicting anthropomorphic Tanuki and their mythical oversized scrotum sacks. They are using them as blankets, capes, and scarves.
Meme spoof of anti-piracy advert: "You wouldn't download a pint"
a screenshot showing that this account has "596 followers" and "596 following"
3 panel meme: 1. Tuxedo Mask, labeled "US gov't after reconstruction," says "My job here is done" 2. Sailor moon says "But you didn't do anything" 3. Tuxedo mask says "good luck with the KKK lol"
A photo of Thiel with the caption “when a freedomcel says something so surveillancephobic you gotta hit them with the palantir stare”
Trump, while giving a speech: It is a privilege to be the first American president welcomed here. And if you think about it, a lot of presidents and this was the second state visit and that is the first. Maybe that is going to be the last time - I hope it is, actually
an ironic meme. A soldier, labeled "congressional democrats," protects a sleeping child, "the vast majority of voters," from an onslaught of dangerous weapons, labeled "popular policies that correct for the inherent inequality of unfettered capitalism."
Meme: “I bring a sort of ‘you can’t peacefully coexist with people who want you dead’ vibe to the discourse that ‘let’s find common ground’ libs don’t really like”
Indy saying, “Nazis… I hate these guys"
"friendship ended with Charlie; now ballroom is my best friend" meme, with Trump shaking hands with a chandelier
A storefront for “Verdi Cannabis”
The Caning of Charles Sumner
Wikipedia’s entry on Magneto: “ …occasionally advocateor human genocide. Writers have since fleshed out his origins and motivations, revealing him to be a Holocaust survivor whose extreme methods and cynical philosophy derive from his "Never again" determination to protect mutants from suffering a similar fate to the European Jews at the hands of a world that fears and persecutes them…”