Justin White

@jwhite.bsky.social

2006 Followers 223 Following

Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad. Coffee veteran. Pretend accountant.

The guitar player of Angine de Poitrine, a person in a costume of black and white polka dots holding a double-necked guitar. They are standing on one leg and their other leg is hooked between the necks of the guitar.
A screen cap showing that Kristoffer Ajmer was given a yellow card for dissent.
Me screaming in the FIFO crowd.
A band setting up while the match is still on the screen.
A huge outdoor screen with soccer on it.
A navy leather couch in a living room.
A hideous metal horse on top of a clock tower called "The Beast." It used to buck every hour on the hour but I'm pretty sure it's been broken since the 90s.
Kids in the Hall - Brain Candy
Simpsons screen where the festival guy is saying “I don’t even know anymore.”
A sun lit room with a rug that’s really tying the room together.
My daughter holding a baseball and obscuring her face with one of those giant novelty heads you can get of players. This one is Max Scherzer. A Samoyed witness with scepticism.
My Burns when he says “If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.” He’s wearing a Zephyrs baseball uniform and pointing at his belt with one hand, and doing a thumbs up with the other.
It’s one of those bicentennial flags that says 76 on it, being used as a curtain.
Phillip J. Fry
A picture of the poster that was included in the first Riverdales L.P.. It features three grown white men in Schott™️ leather jackets, Chunk Taylors, and denim pants leaning against a brick wall like Ramones. It says “Riverdales” at the top and has a number 27 in a circle at the bottom.
My stats. 20,000+ steps, 13 km. 66 flights of stairs.
Me wearing a cowboy hat and a shirt with the 💯 emoji on it holding a toddler with a cowboy hat and a hot dog printed shirt.
A pop up on my phone to update time zone definitions.
A graphic of the Jays lineup today, showing Lenyn Sosa batting 9th.
A Blu-ray logo.
The Saved By the Bell title card only it says “Jesse Spano on the Caffeine Pills.”
A screen cap showing that tomorrow is Skenes vs. Corbin.
A pornhub ad showing a P.C. but with the mouse moved to the left side.
A peanut butter ad displayed at my local Safeway featuring George Springer and Ernie Clement.
The new Google Sheets logo. It’s horrible.
A Simpsons still from when Otto is asking for double guitars, only I changed it to double hot dogs.
A photo of Justin Turner suited up for Tijuana.
A Smash Bros. fighter named Ness. He is wearing a striped shirt, a baseball cap, and carrying a baseball bat.
A big sign that says “Restrooms” at the top and “Nike Soccer” at the bottom.
ESPN photo of the six man 2016 New York Metropolitans starting rotation.
It's a 4" lapel button that says "My Canada includes the Expos."
Two side by side shots of Clayton Kershaw sulking on the bench after getting his teeth kicked in metaphorically in the playoffs.
A still shot of the moment from the Simpsons in which Apu presents Homer with 10 pounds of frozen shrimp as a promotion.
An IG story for the Blue Jays implying that Ken from Barbie is Ace. The joke is that the Blue Jays mascot is called Ace, and is dressed as Ken.
My steps tracker showing I stoped 5,377 also climbed 234 flights of stairs.
Selfie of yours truly, a while, middle-aged man in a hoodie and a hat and shades, with a red-winged blackbird in his hand. Children (not mine) look on in amazement.
The distracted boyfriend meme.
It’s a coyote slinking along next to a cranberry field.
A map showing driving directions from the Giants stadium to the old Athletics stadium. 19 minutes right now.
Middle aged white guy posing with a bat in a batting stance.
A plastic Labubu that appears to have a penis. It’s actually a button in the shape of a heart.
A white t-shirt showing a picture of a door, but the doorknob is a baseball. A series of lines represent the sound of knocking. The baseball doorknob is textured, rather than just being screened on the cotton.
An Apple Music recommended playlist just called Love. Caption is “Romantic music that captures the perfect mood.”
It’s a tent called Skydome by Coleman.
The side of a Cadbury Mini Eggs bag. 1 serving = 17 🥚 = 210 calories/42 g.
The phrase “Jo Adell Defensive Stalwart” spelled out in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo font and style.
A Samoyed dog on a leash in an alley with its back to a planter’s box.
A notebook with white ducks on it, reminiscent of the white goose from the angry goose meme. The thing about this pattern is for some reason one of the ducks is armed with a knife.
It’s mini egg flavoured ice cream by parachute.
An Apple computer on my work desk with the Jays game on it, showing Springer and Vlad holding microphones.
It’s a store called Blue Sky T-Shirts
A map showing the driving estimate of Winnipeg to Sudbury is 18 hours, 6 minutes.
Selfie of a white dude in a denim jacket and a Jays hat under a cherry blossom tree.
Elly De La Cruz, running majestically.
Trump with his arms around Kurt Suzuki.
It’s a store called Peak Performance.
Inside the mill of a copper mine.
Selfie of me next to a pillar that shows my height (5’ 11”).
A mine cart train.
The arms and feet of a small child putting the board game Mousetrap together.