John Schultz

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Mounted specimen of a birb at the Field Museum. A placard indicates the species is “Franklin’s Gull”
Partial view of a house in Ann Arbor with the top half of a first-gen AADL Summer Game lawn code sign visible in front of it.
Screenshot of a 2019 tweet by @afraidofwasps. The tweet reads, “Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...”
Comerica Park from the upper deck, third base side
A hospital hallway is lined on both sides with people waving maize and blue pom-poms, and a Golden Retriever. As the Ghostbusters theme song plays, a cheer goes through the crowd, then a small boy with an NG tub runs through, followed by a 10-year-old girl smiling and recording him on an iPad.
Background is a bright sunny day with blue sky and wispy clouds over the many trees of The Arb and the Forest Hill Cemetery in Ann Arbor. Foreground is the “Snowman Corner” of the east wing of the 7th floor of C.S. Mott Children’s Hospital, the “Coach Carr Unit” for Pediatric Cancer patients. Two walls of floor-to-ceiling windows surround a small alcove with institutional seating and a cast-iron telescope with a short platform for shorter users to stand on. A small boy in sweatpants and honey bear pajama top leans from the telescope platform against one of the windows, looking out towards Mary Markley Residence Hall.
Screenshot of Google Maps, this time with a crude purple polygon drawn over most of the Dicken Woods Nature Area in Ann Arbor.
Screenshot of Google Maps, with a crude purple box drawn around a section of the Greenview Nature Area in Ann Arbor. The section includes the Project Grow garden in the nature area.
Screenshot of text from the linked article. It reads: She has been saddened, frustrated and confused to see the trees that have been a backdrop to her life for years removed, she said, noting her home is one of about 20 next to the site. "While the city of Ann Arbor is quite proactive about communicating with residents when a controlled burn is planned nearby, I am shocked that there was no communication when an entire old growth forest was leveled," she said.
People in graduation gowns in a big line on South University in Ann Arbor, waiting to take pictures with the Law Quad as a backdrop
Hospital bed in hospital hallway. The sheet has been pulled up over two bed-mounted IV poles and the two corners have been tied together to form a tent over the occupant. A Charmander stuffy can be seen inside the tent structure.
A sweet baby boy, hair starting to regrow after chemo months ago, sleeping in a hospital bed pushed up against the door of a hospital room
My son asleep in my arms in front of the Denver-Michigan Frozen Four hockey game. I did take this picture a few minutes ago, but he would also have fallen asleep in overtime
Massive throng of people celebrating Michigan’s 2026 NCAA basketball national championship, on South University Avenue and spilling into McDivitt-White Plaza
Puffed-up turkeys on the multi-use path on the south side of Plymouth Rd in Ann Arbor
Postgame NCAA Final Four coverage, with an insanely tall ladder in the background
Screenshot of ESPN game card from 2011 Michigan-Tennessee matchup, which Michigan won 75-45
A warehouse-like building with fake turf, covered with a gymnastics meet setup including judges tables draped in zebra-pattern fabric
BMW X4 being towed away from its illegal parking spot across from Pizza House. It’s at the stop sign at Church & Hill.
5-unit apartment building on a residential street in Ann Arbor. It has a brick veneer and basically looks like a big house
Houses on an Ann Arbor street. One house is quite tall, to the point where it seems skinny/too tall for its width.
Men in between the penalty boxes at Yost Arena. One is wearing a tremendous hat.
A 200-count box of Cardinal Health Webcol™️ Large Alcohol Prep pads
Screenshot of a portion of LG's website. It reads: "Does this part fit my model?" "lfxs26973s/10" "No, This Part Does Not Fits in This Model"
Crisler Arena JumboTron showing the Big Ten map ad, with the song “Silver Lining” by Guards, at a Women’s Gymnastics event
Black and white photo of Bob Knight and Indiana players with a trophy after going undefeated and winning the national championship
Screenshot of a Strava run called “Mushroom Park Tree Respects Run” with the description text “Why would Mayor Taylor and his allies do this?”. The run metadata also shows a picture of snow fencing erected in a park around a massive felled oak tree, one of the oldest in Ann Arbor until it was recently cut down because it was dying.
Screenshot of two Bluesky posts. First reads: “launching a petrowar while oil is in the beginning of an unstoppable decline in importance” Second reads: “waking up yo[sic] a massively more destabilized world”
A Paw Patrol book in the “Step into Reading” book series, entitled “Seven Ruff-Ruff Rescues!”
Screenshot of a web page selling a maize-colored “Michigan knit sweater” with the script text “Michigan” in blue, at Ferne Boutique in Ann Arbor. It’s $149.
Child’s potty insert held above a toilet. The potty insert is filled with relatively dark urine, suggestive of mild-to-moderate dehydration.
Beginning of sunrise over a residential street. There are some orange and gold low near the horizon, but the clouds above are just barely showing any reflection of the sunrise. Photo taken from the bottom of a hill, so the street takes up much of the foreground
Giant Block M on the back of the scoreboard on the north end of Michigan Stadium, with just a little bit of sunrise happening behind
Archived Google Street View photo of “All Wet Laundry” at 15300 Dacosta St (& Fenkell) in Detroit. In August 2018, the laundromat still had a classic sign with a woman holding a yellow shirt while doing laundry.
Lloyd Carr, wearing a Nike cap with Michigan’s Block M, nice and thick like it was in the 90’s and aughts.
Screenshot of a iPhone showing that the user is on a call with a Contact named “Room Service”, the audio is set to AirPods and the call is muted. The call length is 16:10.
A hospital family lounge space with a full wall sticker reading “Welcome to the TALENT SHOW” in yellow on a dark blue background. A man is playing guitar in front of the wall, but can hardly be seen behind 3 IV poles.
Tiny receipt from a very no-frills receipt printer. The items on it are: 1 Chicken Curry - no dairy no nuts 1 Plain Rice 1 Naan
Photo of the student section at Michigan Stadium at night. There are shirtless male students just below Row 75 in a large cluster across 2 sections. It’s from far away so it’s hard to make out individual people or see what they’re doing, but most of the shirtless males are swinging t-shirts above their heads. Most people not in the cluster are wearing coats and hats because it’s a night game in November.
A bald boy of very nearly 4 years, sleeping shirtless in a hospital bed. He has multiple tubes (one from an accessed central line port, two from a “broviac” port) running from his chest, as well as heart monitoring stickers and wires.
3-year-old boy with longish, dirty blond hair, in a hospital ER waiting room. He looks like his left eye is recovering from a black eye.
Michigan-Minnesota football (2020 edition) projected onto the side of a house. It’s dark out so it’s hard to see the house, it mostly just looks like the football.
Hospital TV showing USC-Notre Dame football game.
Buncha li’l fish on a plate with cucumbers and tomatoes. They’re lit weirdly because of light coming through the awning above, but you can’t see the awning, just the stripey shadows.
Longtail electric bike parked in a bike rack. On the small rack built into the front of the bike sits a glow-in-the-dark plastic Halloween skeleton wearing a purple tshirt, attached to the bike with a bungee cord.
Screenshot of partial text of the essay “My Wood” by EM Forster. It reads, “Men of weight cannot, by definition, move like the lightning from the East unto the West, and the ascent of a fourteen-stone bishop into a pulpit is thus the exact antithesis of the coming of the Son of Man. My wood makes me feel heavy.”
Sunrise over Ann Arbor, looking ENE from the 7th floor of Mott Children’s Hospital.
Little bald boy on a mall play area bridge meant to cartoonishly resemble the Mackinac Bridge. The bridge deck says “Mighty Mac” on the side. Behind the bridge: Panda Express.
Bald boy with an NG Tube in a “Block out cancer” shirt, smiling in front of multiple flexible hampers full of Monarch butterflies
Some kinda metal box, seemingly related to train track operations, lying on its side surrounded by caution tape, next to the train tracks at Plymouth & Barton in Ann Arbor. It appears to have been crashed into and ripped from its moorings and connections. Maybe it was like a bathroom?
Utility pole leaning onto the roof of LIVE in Ann Arbor, with caution tape and a fire department vehicle on scene
The rising sun peeks through a gap between two trees above the Pioneer Woods and Greenview Nature Area in Ann Arbor, MI. A triangle of old tree stumps or chunks of tree trunk sits in a clearing amid tall prairie grass.
Bald kid watching terrible YouTube video in a hospital bed with a hospital tray table in front of him
Sunrise over the Huron River, looking east from the 10th floor of Mott Children’s Hospital. The foreground is dominated by trees and the reflection of the windowsill. The sunrise itself is distorted and accentuated by haze in the sky. Above, the clouds are variously puffy and wispy, mostly casting shadows on themselves with their edges lit by the Sun.
Facebook comment by Paul Schultz on a post sharing the MLive article about the lawsuit in question on the Ann Arbor Politics page. Comment text is: “This lawsuit seems untimely to me. Absentee balloting is already under way since about 6/26, no? City Council approved the ballot language on 3/5/25. Governor Whitmer signed off on it by 4/21/25. While Council worked to make the calendar tight, anyone who wanted to challenge this in court should have done so pretty quickly after March 5th, rather than skulking around for a headline in mid-July.”
Evidently a wax figure in a museum of Phineas Gage, a construction foreman who had a striking iron blown through his brain. Figure depicts the moment of striking irony.
Screenshot of a Facebook Poll published on the “Ann Arbor Politics” page. It asks, “If Prop A and B fail, what do you believe is the most likely outcome for the Library lot?” The top vote-getting response, with 65% of the vote including that of the signed-in user who took the screenshot, is “It will stay a parking lot in perpetuity.” The second response listed, “The city of Ann Arbor will spend millions turning it into a park,” has 0 votes. “Private Donors will spend millions turning it into a park” has 1 vote, representing about 1% of votes. Users have added and voted for various other responses such as “city will find another scheme to sell it” and “It will stay a parking lot until we have a different mayor and council.”
Still shot of Marlo Stanfield from the HBO program “The Wire”, with meme-text reading “You want it to be one way But it’s the other way”
Two young eastern screech owls sitting in a flowering quince tree in evening light