Area Man

@jzelten.bsky.social

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Iconoclast. Abyss-starer. Low tolerance for people not acting in good faith. Possible space alien. Unsolicited DMs will result in instant blocking.

Lucy pulls the football away just as Charlie Brown is about to kick it.
Search result for the hazards and risks of aspartame.
Red MAGA hat
"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak." Donald Trump, 2013
Beasties are little green monsters that eat your servers.
In my experience, the people who are excited about AI art also happen to be come of the most talentless fucking people I've ever met.
"overly-attached girlfriend meme"
List of pharmacies in Minnesota
Table showing recent polling of Gavin Newson, and his approval rating at 46%
Plate of cookies
AI-generated summary for the non-existent book, Don't Create the Torment Nexus
Principal Skinner: "Are we out of touch? No, it's the voters who are wrong."
Picture of a supermarket shelf with boxes of Betty Crocker brand "Suddenly! Past Salad"
Collins German Concise Dictionary
New Cracker Barrel logo
A caveman hides behind a rock and pokes a book with a stick
Picture of Collins German Concise Dictionary
The BBC golf page. Nine of 12 stories are about Rory McIlroy
"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of six-fingered revenge porn"
Two aloe plants side by side
Ad for 2025 Cadillac Escalade priced over $90,000
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of six-fingered revenge porn".