Carlsbad Jr.

@kabulykos.bsky.social

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Fluorescent-beige elder millennial. ✊🏽🏳️‍🌈. Formerly: Moorish Science Temple, Yinzer. Writes code for money (for now). SFO🏠 #LLAP 🖖🏽

Olenna Tyrell: "O, you can smell the shit from five miles away."

Andrew Clement Serkis was born on 20 April 1964 in Ruislip Manor in Middlesex (now Greater London). He grew up in both Ruislip and Baghdad, Iraq. His mother, Lylie Weech, was half Iraqi and half English, and taught disabled children; his father, Clement Serkis, was an Iraqi-Armenian gynaecologist. His ancestors' original Armenian surname was "Serkisian". His father often worked abroad in the Middle East, while Serkis and his siblings were raised in Britain, with regular holidays in the Middle Eastern cities of Tyre, Sidon, Damascus and Baghdad. His parents were both devoutly Catholic.

Dr McCoy: "I'd give real money if he'd shut up."

Ramiel, captioned "[screaming geometrically]"

From Star Trek VI, General Chang quotes Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. in a meme: "I AM AS CONSTANT AS THE NORTHERN STAR"

Screengrab from The Venture Bros: King Gorilla in prison gear saying "Fuck you, give me a dollar"

...an army consisting of twenty-seven soldiers: eight generals, six colonels, seven majors, five captains, and one private. (Ozma of Oz)

Meme template evoking the "Come with me if you want to live" line from the film Terminator 2. The meme text reads "vote with me if you want to live"

Aerys II Targaryen

Multiple officers who made statements for the report said Mace began cursing at them and calling the department "incompetent," saying this is no way to treat a "f---ing U.S. representative." Mace also said the police would have never treated South Carolina Sen. *Tim Scott* [emphasis added] this way, according to the report.

Jacob Soboroff: "I obtained this [an image of three ICE agents in full-body green camouflage tactical gear] from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers."

To left: image of Jesus from a fresco at the Santuario de la Misericordia church in Borja, originally made by Elías García Martínez
To right: Cecilia Giménez's ham-fisted "restoration" of same, known derisively as the Monkey Christ.

A post on X from user @Iuciferandlucia:

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

"The guy from Labyrinth turned into a bird!"

A short dog - likely a Shepherd/Corgi mix - happily receiving a pet from a human on a sidewalk. Foreground is the human's foot, wearing a shoe in white/blue/lavender. In rear are the hindquarters of a Doberman Pinscher.

« Nous prendrons exemple sur Martin Luther King qui a défendu les droits civiques » a-t-elle ajouté, évoquant le pasteur afro-américain et anti-raciste. La député a aussi affirmé que son combat est « un combat pacifique, un combat démocratique »

« Que chacun soit rassuré : je ne lâcherai rien », a ajouté Marine Le Pen ce dimanche, place Vauban à Paris, lors d’un rassemblement organisé pour la soutenir.

Quelques minutes plus tard, Gabriel Attal lui a répondu à l’occasion du congrès d’Ensemble pour la République, à Saint-Denis. « Tu voles, tu payes, surtout quand on est un responsable politique » a déclaré l’ancien Premier ministre.

Pour le député et coordinateur de la France insoumise Manuel Bompard, le Rassemblement national montre son « vrai visage », celui d’un parti « dangereux pour la démocratie », qui « menace y compris les juges quand les décisions prises par la justice ne leur convient pas ».

Text exchange between two people: The sender offers an image of a red spatula with a suspicious wavy black top, calling it "Hitler." The text recipient replies "I see it."

Water usage summary. Bottom of image is a bar chart with three values: "efficient" usage in blue, "average" usage in gray, and "you" usage in green.

At the top of the image is a color scale: the left edge indicates "less use," but is green rather than blue. The middle of the gradient, indicating average use, is blue rather than gray, and the "more use" right edge blends gray and orange. An arrow the gradient, indicating "you" usage, is on the left side of the gradient, in a part that is greenish-blue.

Letter addressed to Khalil Bey (the OP) from "Charles E. Schumer: Senate Democratic Leader"

Image of the character "Mom" from the animated television series Futurama. Hands raised, eyes closed, she's cackling a manner stereotypical of cartoon villains.

Screen grab of character in the film "The Big Lebowski" just before uttering the meme-creating phrase "I'll tell you what I'd do, man — two chicks at the same time"