Kai 🌟

@kaidav.is

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Space cowboy. Crafter of artisanal free-range websites and small businesses. Everything changes. Don’t be afraid. ✨ DoubleYourEcommerce.com ✨ KeywordMagic.ai ✨ TheMagicEmail.com

"and the first one is the load-..." the first one matters most: Cairn ALMOST said it but didn't!
a hand-forged MFDOOM mask worn by an individual with attractive eyes standing in a forest clearing. remember, ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name.
a dashboard for monitoring Top Chicken 🔝🐔 performance: stats, top skeet, buy signals, and a sortable dashboard of cards
a view of a blue sky and meadow with pine trees in oregon
Flowchart tracing the parentage of cultivated citrus. At top are five ancestral species: kumquat, micrantha, citron, pure mandarin (Type 1), and pummelo (two accessions, P1 and P2). Blue arrows marked with male (♂) and female (♀) symbols show direct crosses: kumquat and the mandarin lineage produce calamondin; micrantha and citron produce Mexican lime; citron crossed with mandarin-lineage parents produces lemon, Rangpur lime, and rough lemon; and mandarin crossed with pummelo produces sour orange. Dark red arrows labeled "introgression" trace gradual pummelo gene flow into the mandarin lineage: this produces early-admixture mandarins (Type 2), then late-admixture mandarins (Type 3), then sweet orange, and finally — crossed once more with pummelo — grapefruit.
claude saying "That's bizarre"
Mr. Meekseeks sticker saying "I Just Wanna Die"
A guided way to build a personal Claude profile (the "who I am and how to talk to me" file) without staring at a blank page. Most people write their CLAUDE.md or custom-instructions file from scratch, which means a blank box and a vague sense they're forgetting something. This flips it: you paste one file into a fresh Claude conversation, say "run this," and Claude interviews you one question at a time, then assembles the finished profile for you to save.
we take a break from all this AI related discourse for a photo of Valencia, she’s a wonderful white German Shepard
A pile of ~50 magic the gathering treasure tokens from the card game magic the gathering. The tokens are foil. They represent different art styles across ~7 different sets in the game. The author is making a claude tokenmaxxxing joke by implying he's burning these magic: the gathering tokens to fuel his claude development
a crawler, used for excavating things, including sand
A close up of a grey cat with green eyes looking at the camera
A screenshot of the "known printers" dialog on MacOS. It shows a printer labeled "Hermano," which is 'brother' in Spanish. This is an arrested development joke.
a smiling white german shepard in a field
an unserved UG commander deck featuring a tropical island (HP+) and force of will (Fine-)
A select block in Notion displaying two items: Sick Mode and Sicko Mode, illustrating the choice and difference between Sick Mode and Sicko Mode. Sicko Mode is purple. Sick Mode is grey.
A traffic graph showing a healthy looking clicks/impressions curve and then _the cliff of deaaaaaath_ with everything going to 0. And then a health restoration of clicks/impressions headed towards the old levels.
Cai was an Earth Kingdom businessman and founder of Cabbage Corp. Originally an ordinary salesman who specialized in selling cabbages, he was constantly plagued by misfortune during his business endeavors, as his cabbages were continually destroyed or damaged after encountering Team Avatar and their enemies.
a laptop in a scenic forest setting. the emphasis is on the trees and sky surrounding the laptop. the laptop is balanced on someone’s lap. there is a yellow E in front of the laptop.
1. become a more terrifying version of yourself 2. do what you already do, but more so
two flats of 24 vanilla cola sugar free zevia sodas - one soda is missing
A black and white comic titled 'Success Story' by Billy Burg. Panel-by-panel breakdown: Panel 1: Title panel with "Success Story" by Billy Burg surrounded by star-like decorations. Panel 2: Woman in business attire says "So the firm I work for is really great. I'm handling several big accounts right now. I'm just a secretary but I'm hoping to advance. The boss likes my work." Panel 3: The same woman says "It's good to see you again, Beatrice. "What do you do?" Beatrice replies "I write stories." Panel 4: The woman responds "A writer!? That's great! Where do you work?" Beatrice answers "I work at a restaurant." The woman questions "But you said you write stories." Panel 5: Beatrice explains "I do. I also sew clothes and hike with friends and grow flowers in my garden and I play with my beautiful puppy Bartholomew." Panel 6: The woman dismissively says "Oh, I see! Those are your HOBBIES..." Panel 7: Beatrice firmly states "No." Panel 7: She continues "That's what I DO." Panel 8: Silhouette of both women sitting at a table Panel 9: Another silhouette of both women with "COFFEE" sign visible in reverse text. Panel 10: Beatrice asks "What do YOU do, Margaret?" Panel 11: Margaret looks at Beatrice with sadness and tears in her eyes. Panel 12: Final panel shows a sunrise with "END" at the bottom, suggesting enlightenment or a new perspective.
a screencap from GTA (4? idk) with the protag saying "Ah shit, here we go again". i've never played the games, but this is the vibe.
my long ago printed out copy of just fucking ship by amy hoy of stacking the bricks, 30x500, freckle, charm, baconbiz, and so much more
A Phoebe/Joey meme. Phoebe is playing the SEO consultant. Joey is playing the client. The text goes Don't | Don't Update the store's theme | Update the store's theme While I'm working on your SEO | While I'm working on your SEO Don't update your store's theme while I'm working on your SEO | Theme update complete!
CLUCK II, a rubber chicken, floats in the air above a picnic table while a hand attempts to grasp him. The reader is now aware of their tongue inside of their mouth.
A white Shepard stands on river rock
a four panel screen cap from futurama where bender remarks on the size of the largest hobo jangle in the quadrant and confuses it with eugene oregon - the large hobo jangle where i live!
Good advice on this, the 32rd of March. Post a dumb april fools "joke"? That's a paddlin'.
donkey
Dr. Frank N. Footer, Riff Raff, Columbia, and Magenta from <s>Rocky Horror Picture Show</s> Star Trek pose together on the set of Star Trek.
valence, a white shepard, on a green couch
#1: Sounds like you need some aggressive self care #2: asking as a white male in his 30s #3: is launching a podcast self care?
The bilbo and the ring meme. The top panel says "After all why not." The bottom panel says "Why shouldn't I buy a bunch of new fonts today?"
a white plastic folding chair lies on its side covered in sand next to a river. the chair has 69 spray painted onto its back.
apps page for grasshopper describing platforms it has apps for