Kaiju Stew

@kaijustew.bsky.social

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Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.

A screenshot from Facebook of me saying “apparently we have so many books that our last movers asked my mom if Jeff and I were professors”
A cat kneading a blanket
A guy holding a frowning cat, making a scary face
A bearded guy holding a creepy foam mannequin head
A Proxxon brand Hotwire cutter in the box
Elrond saying to Frodo “Sir, you have had 34 margaritas and you are on the floor a Chili’s. The police are outside.”
A cat curled up in a hammock spying at the camera
A bearded guy with glasses and a nose ring in an office
A spreadsheet beginning 3/7/2026 at 342.6 pounds and ending 7/23/2026 at 336.4 pounds
A two page spread of a scenario called DESECRATE THE MONOLITH along with how to make the monolith out of foam sheets
A fat guy mirror selfie in an Iron Maiden shirt with a mummified Eddie in chains
Char from Zeta Gundam saying “I came here to laugh at you”
A pink velour tracksuit
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail featuring some real rulebook cover art and some AI generated cover art
A copy of the Symbaroum rulebook and a character sheet and dice
The cover of the Birthright rulebook featuring two generals clashing during a battle of armies with a siege tower burning in the background
Lenny from The Simpsons hanging up a 0 on a sign that says “days without my dumb spare human making up a new nickname for me”
A character sheet for the Dolmenwood TTRPG and dice
A grey and white cat kinda looking like Jabba the Hutt
A fat guy in a gym wearing a Gorgoroth band shirt
A screenshot of an ad of a mustached man wearing a baseball cap with the symbol of Clan Toreador on it
A fat guy mirror selfie. Beard, septum piercing, Cannibal Corpse short and short hair.
The big tube of green slime kept under a church in John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness
A grey and white cat in a cat tower with her paw locked and loaded and a hatred for cameras burning in her eyes
A screenshot of the Nintendo Entertainment System game Bible Adventures, specifically Noah’s Ark
A grey and white cat all curled up with her tail covering her face but one eye ever so slightly open
A fat guy at the gym giving a thumbs up
A list of character traits
A battle map of a cargo ship with branded shipping containers and minis
A copy of The World of Gor
A grey and white cat in a hanging basket and a fat guy with glasses and a beard with smug expressions
A cardboard pack with a skeleton and knight miniatures cast in resin
Mirror selfie of a bearded fat guy in a black t shirt with the Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn logo and Bruce Campbell’s face covered in blood
A grey and white cat catching a bird on a string and dragging it off camera
A messy tipsy gay holding a very angry cat close to his face
A bearded guy holding Trench Cursade boxes for Prussian troopers and sniper priests
A cat hanging out in a hanging basket thing on a cat tower looking sassy
A very tiny plastic goose
A bearded guy with glasses and a nose ring holding a box of Cyberpunk Red: Combat Zone
Troy and Abed from Community
An Analogue Pocket running a fan translation rom of Sweet Home
A bearded guy making a scary heavy metal face in a grimy dive bar bathroom covered in stickers and graffiti
A fat guy in a t shirt featuring the cover art from the Expert D&D rulebook from the Moldvay/Cook iteration of Basic D&D, a wizard spying on the adventurers from the Basic cover as they fight a dragon
The core rulebook for Symbaroum and some dice and a character sheet
Four MDF squares lined up, not of uniform size
A grey and white cat in a little hanging basket, her paws dangling, her eyes bright with curiosity
A grey and white cat sitting on a cat tower and she is ever so pretty and sweet and precious
The Emperor of Mankind rotting on his golden throne
A chubby bearded guy in glasses and an Iron Maiden shirt looking excitedly at a very disinterested grey and white cat on a cat tower
A grey and white cat snuggled up in a hammock on a cat tower, lit by purple lighting
A paperback copy of volume 1 of Hellboy
A cat on a cat tower that goes from floor to ceiling
A very bad haircut. Like the sides of the head are buzzed down to the skin but there is a CLUMP of hair on top, lopsided and at an angle.
A triptych depicting a little kid crying and holding a gun
The Giggling Tooth-Collector Appearance: hunched over, many-toothed grin, a pile of rotting rags that scuttles here and there, far too many hands constantly slipping in and out of tattered cloaks to scoop up teeth Speech: heeheehee Demeanor: skittish but jovial, drops teeth and quickly sweeps them up Personality: gregarious, fawning Distinguishing Feature: far, far too many hands Trait: can smell where the best teeth are within a mile Desire: to gather all the best teeth within the wizard’s tower The Filth Bishop Appearance: covered in pustules and boils, wet with slime, a languid and prehensile segmented tongue, a stained mitre bearing a rat skull Speech: wet, bubbly, like a clogged pipe Demeanor: intoxicated, constantly makes undulating gesticulations Personality: cruel, hedonistic Distinguishing Feature: eyes bright with sick desire Desire: to draw more worshippers into the Rot Perpetual’s glorious, diabolic muck
A printed flyer. BIRDS MYSTERIES SOLVED!!! Birds mysteries have been solved. We can fly like them. If you are interested, support the project at (fake website address)
A kobold with a knife peaking around a corner with narrowed eyes