In play, run(s)

@kamper.bsky.social

360 Followers 721 Following

There's a ton of the twist but we're fresh out of shout. Jersey and Buffalo

Mike Petriello talking about Sasaki's fork ball being bad right above video of Sasaki giving up a homer
Suddenly, Conservatives believe constitutional original is bad.
A screenshot of the prices for low-level olympics events that are truly outrageous
NYT screenshot “The image showed President Trump in a white and red robe, commonly used in renderings of Jesus Christ and in Scripture prophesying his return. Bright golden light, which is used to depict divine intervention in religious imagery, radiated from Mr. Trump's hand as he touched the forehead of a sick man. A woman observed the scene with her hands steepled in prayer. As he received two bags of a McDonald's food delivery to the Oval Office on Monday morning, Mr. Trump told reporters that he did not catch all that religious imagery. He said he had thought the image he had posted to his Truth Social account had depicted him not as Jesus - but as a physician. "I thought it was me as a doctor," Mr. Trump said of the social media post, which he deleted after an outcry. "Only the fake news could come up with that." He added, "I make people better.""
In 1992, he [Mel Hall] rented an apartment in Trump Tower, then New York's most ostentatious address, where he lived down the hall from The Donald himself, the iconic emblem of that era's brand of crass New York excess.
Trump threats, U.S. troop build-up raise specter of battle for Hormuz Israelis said securing the strait for energy shipments could become the war's main goal now that regime change and ending Iran's ability to obtain a nuclear weapon seem out of reach. March 22 at 5:41 PM 2026
3 years ago, Jonah Peretti pivoted to AI for cool, forward-looking reasons
Screenshot of news article headlined "Fans Shocked to Realize 'The Golden Girls' and SATC Reboot Actresses Are the Same Age"
Ballerina Farms spon con in People
People featured Hannah Neeleman several times and promoted the articles in the middle of the story online
Madison Square Garden set up for a concert before the latest renovation. The purple lower bowl seats and teal upper bowl seats are burned into my memory.
Nick Offerman rooting on the Yarters
Batman A new study published in npj Mental Health Research found that when an individual dressed as Batman entered a car on the Milan subway, people were more likely to engage in prosocial behaviors like giving up their seats. The control condition observed the behavior of 138 passengers on the subway when an experimenter who appeared to be pregnant boarded the train with an observer. In that scenario, passengers offered up a seat to the woman 37.7 percent of the time. In the experimental case, another experimenter dressed as Batman entered the same car as the pregnant woman, using another door. When the Bat was on the scene, 67.2 percent of passengers offered their seat to the pregnant woman. The researchers attribute the effect to an unexpected event (Batman) making people more aware of their surroundings, with the situational interruption providing the necessary mental shake-up to get someone out of their seat.
Cover of the book A Little Bit Brave featuring a wide-eyed bunny
The Washington Post 8m ago How Joe Rogan's podcast with Mel Gibson led Florida to promise research into ivermectin as a cancer treatment
HC Aaron Glenn on if Justin Fields is still QB1: "C'mon man. What kind of question is that?"
The Washington Post 凸 ••• Senior government officials privately warn against firings during shutdown The Trump administration has telegraphed that mass firings are coming, but officials have cautioned that such moves could violate appropriations law. October 2 at 11:30 AM 2025 President Donald Trump on Tuesday in the Oval Office. (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post)
An entry from the Washington Post live blog on the Charlie Kirk shooting 09:28 AM Utah authorities believe the suspect in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk is a "college age". By Praveena Somasundaram Utah authorities believe the suspect in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk is a "college age" man, but did not divulge further details. The suspect "blended in well" on Utah Valley University's campus, officials said in a news conference.
Oops All Berries cereal box changed to read Oops All QBerries with a surly Belichickian mascot
Wilson's retrograde Views on women go well beyond repealing voting rights. Wilson explicitly advocates for "patriarchy.," saying that it should be the view of "every biblical Christian." Wilson says, "the wife is to follow the lead of her husband in all things." Wilson has referred to feminists as "small-breasted biddies" and other women who don't meet his approval as "'lumberjack dykes' and 'cunts."" In his 1999 book Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Wilson applies his patriarchal worldview of the topic to sex. "A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants," Wilson writes, "A woman receives, surrenders, accepts." In Her Hand in Marriage: Biblical Courtship in the Modern World, which Wilson published in 1997, he writes that "[women inescapably need godly masculine protection against ungodly masculine harassment." Women who refuse such "masculine protection," Wilson asserts, "are really. women who tacitly agree on the_propriety of rape."
Tyler Rogers induced break radar chart and arm angle from Baseball Savant which shows a sinker/slider combo that differs wildly from the league average and comes from an angle below the knee
A grocery store display of umbrellas under the brand name "rainbrella"
The restraining order from District Judge Charles R. Breyer, which takes effect Friday at noon Pacific time, delivered a sharp rebuke to President Trump's effort to deploy thousands of troops on the streets of an American city, a move that has contributed to nearly a week of political rancor and protests across the country. Show more
Screenshot of the "I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that there has been gambling here!" scene from Casablanca
6 men in suits, 3 of whom are Americans sucking in their guts so aggressively that it's the only thing your eye wants to look at
Captain Morgan, or a rum logo pirate with his knee propped on a rum barrel
From the New York Times. "What other topics are going from shunned to the spotlight? Angelo Carusone, the president of Media Matters, a left-wing advocacy group that monitors misinformation, said he was “pretty bullish on demons as the next big one.”
Starbase wouldn't be a first. While a population center so directly controlled by a company is unusual in 21st-century America, there's plenty of historical precedent. For instance, Gary, Indiana, was founded in 1906 as a US Steel company town.
Beginning_ Field_2421, among the most persistent critics, was a woman named Connie Wright, the privacy officer for Valley Health System, headquartered in Bergen County, N.J., where she shapes and manages the organization's patient privacy practices, according to her LinkedIn profile. In a message sent to The Times on Reddit, Ms. Wright, 53, said, "I've remained anonymous to avoid backlash or reputational harm from a public figure with a large and active online following." She then deleted her account.
Rk Player HR Date Age Team Opp 1 Eugenio Suárez 4 2025-04-26 33-282 ARI ATL Chuck Klein 4 1936-07-10 31-277 PHI @ PIT 3 Carlos Delgado 4 2003-09-25 31-092 TOR TBD 4 Josh Hamilton 4 2012-05-08 30-353 TEX BAL 5 J.D. Martinez 4 2017-09-04 30-014 ARI @ LAD 6 Willie Mays 4 1961-04-30 29-359 SFG MLN 7 Shawn Green 4 2002-05-23 29-194 LAD MIL 8 Mike Cameron 4 2002-05-02 29-114 SEA @ CHW 9 Lou Gehrig 1932-06-03 28-350 NYY PHA 10 Bob Horner 4 1986-07-06 28-334 ATL MON 11 Scooter Gennett 4 2017-06-06 27-036 CIN STL 12 Mark Whiten • 1993-09-07 (2). 26-286 STL @ CIN 13 Joe Adcock 4 1954-07-31 26-274 MLN BRO 14 Mike Schmidt 4 1976-04-17 26-203 PHI CHC 15 Gil Hodges 4 1950-08-31 26-149 BRO BSN 16 Rocky_Colavito 4 1959-06-10 25-304 CLE @ BAL 17 Pat Seerey. 4 1948-07-18 (1). 25-123 CHW PHA
Trump tweet flattering Deion Sanders
Jaxson Dart loves Star Wars and we love him for it
FanDuel conveniently being unavailable
Veep can't make sense of simple text thread
A table showing the top half of states by share of state revenue that comes from the federal government. 15 of 25 are red states, including 11 of the top 15.
What do you make of what happened last weekend when ICE arrested Mahmoud Khalil, a Columbia graduate who is Palestinian, an activist and a green-card holder, who was one of the few participants in last year's campus protests to identify himself publicly. Apparently Trump has made good on his campaign pledge and is set to deport him because of his participation. I don't know all the details yet. They're trying to come out, and there'll be a court case which will determine it. If he broke the law, he should be deported. If he didn't break the law and just peacefully protested, he should not be deported. It's plain and simple. What does breaking the law mean to you in this context? It's a legal issue, and it's, what are Columbia's rules, and what does it mean breaking them, and what are the legal rules? What did he do? I don't know what he did, I don't know what the charge against him is. So it's a little premature to make a decision, except if he didn't break the law, he should not be deported. If he broke the law, he should.
Chart showing the S&P 500 is down more than 5% since Trump was inaugurated, because he's a business genius.
"The biggest thought is fan friendly, right?" commissioner Rob Manfred said. "As long as that digital product is out there, the fan, whether it's the best option or not, has an option to get the games and that's really important."
Screenshot of a People magazine article about Elizabeth Holmes
Screenshot of NYT's The Morning newsletter with the subject line "A constitutional crisis?"
a sample paint swatch of shades of whtie
Tom Brady whining to the refs
Darren "Dutch" Daulton, seen here before he started time traveling with aliens.
A screenshot of an Athletic article describing how Juan Soto hits the unholy fuck out of the bank at Citi Field
David Tyree's helmet catch in super bowl 42. The last catch he ever made in his professional career.
Picture of Jiminy Glick, a forgotten and criminally underrated character from Martin Short
Screenshot of the NY Times Morning newsletter saying "A 17-year-old in California is believed to be the youngest person to pass the state's bar exam, beating the previous record-holder: her older brother"
Screenshot of NYT article: Ms. Harris has been able to use abortion rights to bring back some women with college degrees who might otherwise have stayed with the Republicans. She already had a record of defending reproductive rights, and this year, she visited swing states to speak about abortion. Even in the early days of her campaign, she focused on abortion rights, vowing to restore the rights that had been enshrined in Roe v. Wade and organizing events in battleground states devoted to the issue. Women with college degrees were already a core base for Ms. Harris and the Democratic Party, but these moves helped increase her support among women of all ages. She and her campaign know that she needs to register and turn out voters who favor abortion rights to offset the non-college-educated men Mr. Trump is poised to win.
Trump with his dumb orange face wearing a dumb orange vest photoshopped to be part of the Village People
screenshot of text from The Verge's endorsement of Kamala Harris, which is excellent, and includes the point that the Democratic coalition is stepping in to do the hard work of democratically governing in the face of an extremist Right Wing.
Screenshot of the opening paragraph of a CNN story which reads "Authorities investigating the disappearance of a California couple are working to identify human remains found in bags in a concrete bunker underneath the mobile home of the couple's neighbor at a nudist resort," which is a lot.
A vintage cover of the Encyclopedia Brown books, a favorite from when I was little
A fat turd and a little pissant
A woven basket teeming with homemade hot pretzels. The picture doesn't have an aroma per se but they smell so good I might also make a cologne out of them.
Screenshot of a headline from the Washington Post saying "How a liberal billionaire became America's leading anti-DEI crusader," which like maybe you're not that liberal after all, my man
A comparison of the Bass Pro guy with the famous painting Triumph of Death
Scrumtralescent roast beef piled on two kimmelweck rolls