Kankurette (can’t donate)

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She/her. 4B. Wednesdayite with a penchant for goalkeepers and Iberian DILF managers. Came here because Twitter is full of dickheads. Pro🇵🇸 Jew. If you're one of those people who calls everything you don't like 'woke', I will probably hate you. #JFT97

Me, standing in the rain and looking grumpy about Massive Attack being cancelled
Jade Thirlwall on the screen at Primavera
My cat Gary sleeping on a chair and plotting, probably
Graham Linehan retweets some fuckwit saying 'I ain't got nothing against gay people, but it's so sad that I can't find not one show...for my kids to watch because it's gay shit all up in here. Kids should just be kids.'
Some lovely people at Unite the Kingdom holding up a sign saying 'End Zionist Occupation of Britain! Stop White Replacement', which is kind of ironic considering where Tommy Robinson gets his money from.
Me, in Porto, making the peace sign.
Tori Amos (that’s her in white) at Manchester Apollo
Frank Lampard.
A British blue shorthaired cat playing with a toy. Frank Lampard has an uncanny resemblance to a British blue. He is the cat. Sheffield Wednesday are the toy. The toy will get mauled.
Mike Vennart of Cardiacs standing in the balcony of the Albert Hall
Richarlison (right) does a pigeon dance. Pru pru pru.
Kevin Pressman is upset that Sheffield Wednesday are relegated. So am I
Stuart Campbell tells Owen Jones that it was Liverpool fans' fault 97 people died at Hillsborough.
Graham Linehan is locking down his Twitter.
Graham Linehan retweets a tweet blaming Tim Walz for the death of a woman at the hands of ICE.
'Retarded' came back into fashion because no other word quite captured the modern left. According to Graham Linehan.
Kevin Pressman, in response to a tweet about Wednesday going into administration: “It’s very sad to see the club I hold so close to me in such a mess. A club that means so much to my family. I really hope this can all be sorted soon and the good times will return 🙏 #swfc”
A beautiful black cat, sadly not mine
Cosey, a tabby cat, on some stairs
A tweet from Leicester City’s ground by Kevin Pressman, my favourite Sheffield Wednesday player, who has gone to watch a women’s game. His son is the Leicester Women GK coach.
A cake shaped like a blue fairytale castle in a moat of jelly
Cosey, a female tabby cat, sitting on a computer keyboard
Human Gay Male asks if someone can archive the policies pages for the Lion and Lobster and Portobello Brewery. He then tweets 'Arrived at the pub and spoke to the manager. She says no to the room booking and they won't serve us even in the general bar.' He posts a GIF captioned 'I'd like to sue someone please.'
Graham Linehan, a straight man, asks the Lion and Lobster why they are banning gay men from their pub.
Sheffield Wednesday goalie Kevin Pressman with a huge smile on his face after scoring the winning penalty against Watford.
Stuart Field: "The people saying I abused my kids are my 21 year old daughters friends, who never knew me or our relationship, I will be passing all the comments to my solicitor and I'm pushing for slander and defamation, No police record , no cases , nothing but lies , Theres enough people who know the truth , Does abusive parents fight for their kids? My fight will continue, this has to stop" Reply: "Stuart Field there are police records of you being called out to the house for being aggressive though aren't there? And there is an active child protection case for your two children because you were emotionally abusive though isn't there? Why are you lying"
Leigha Field: "Stuart Field is an abuser and his family have watched him do it to us for years and now we are finally trying to regain peace and move on with our lives they join in and torment us some more. I am sick to death of being scared to walk round to my own corner shop, my poor grandad having to pick me up from work worrying something might happen to me cause I speak up against them??? Lies upon lies have been spread through tile hill about me and my mum and grown adults are getting involved and actively supporting an abuser in damaging his kids further, if anyone has any questions wants any kind of proof please feel free to message me cause I'll gladly clear up ANY misconceptions sad I've had to do any of this but I won't sit by and watch my poor mum and baby brothers get dragged through the dirt. I am standing up for all of us against the abuse and anyone who has a problem with this, hope you're comfortable being an abuse supporter lol xx"
Footballing irritating Robbie Savage and some other guy holding up a Forest Green Rovers scarf.
Chino Moreno, the singer from the Deftones, onstage at Primavera. I think he’s doing Be Quiet and Drive.
Joey Barton forgets the 'don't shit where you eat' rule and says 'Thoughts are with all the football fans celebrating their teams title victory. This is horrendous. Everyone knows what's gone on. When will it stop.' Barton then finds out that the guy who drove his car into a load of Liverpool fans and injured multiple people was white and British, and not Asian, Muslim or a foreigner as he'd hoped. Barton then edits his tweet.
They’re talking about Kiwifarms
They’re talking about Kiwifarms
Graham Linehan doing a Nazi salute while surrounded by TERFs at the UK Supreme Court
Original tweet from Glinner: "Dammit, the dates don't work. But if someone would like to go along and ask Adam this question, I'll pay for their ticket." The question, as illustrated in a shitty cartoon, is "Hi Adam! Why do you not think women deserve single-sex spaces and fair sports?" Linehan then tweets, "Great! Just got a message from a formidable lesbian that she'll be popping along."
Me sucking a passion fruit lolly at Gainsborough Trinity’s ground
Graham Linehan calls the Manic Street Preachers 'wokescold NPC Britpoppers', despite Critical Thinking being LESS political than previous albums
A sunset, viewed from a train.
Gainsborough Trinity, in yellow, play Warrington Rylands, in blue. They’re in Warrington’s half.
A sticker with that cunt Robbie Savage on it
Nottingham Forest manager and bara pin-up Nuno Espirito Santo gives Bournemouth manager and Joey from Friends impersonator Andoni Iraola a friendly pat on the shoulder
A small ginger tabby cat curled up on a bed and staring at me
Kevin Pressman, assistant manager of Gainsborough Trinity and ex-Sheffield Wednesday goalie, watching Gainsborough play Harrogate in the FA Cup
Four horrible people: Graham Linehan, Andrew Doyle, Rob Schneider and some bald guy.
Graham Linehan is mad that JK Rowling hasn't once stood up for him. This is an actual quote.