Sweet KT 🏁🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️

@kaptainsuz.bsky.social

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A gold-powered work in progress, pompadour-wearing leather-clad philosopher, the final word in monochrome humanity, fireblooded steel-skinned excellence and a failure in the making! She/her 32, MDNI Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To

Photo of a trans woman(user KaptainSuz) facing a mirror, she's wearing black jeans, a tank top, rainbow suspenders and sunglasses. She has pale white skin, a black kitty face over crossbones tattoo on her left shoulder and an absurdly huge pompadour that's brown and nearly black in color. She's posing like a greaser about to wink at you and fix her hair with a comb.
A page from the manga Hell's Angels, it has the character Rinne Amagane napping and dreaming of picking flowers happily with Steela
Gif of Steela from the film Hells(2008), she's making a menacing pose with a massive red arm with metal braces on it in the air.
gif of Headmaster Hellvis from the movie Hells, he has a massive pompadour, red demonic skin, horns for nipples, sunglasses bolted to his face, an open-chested Elvis outfit, and action lines surrounding him
A photo of a badass trans woman with a pompadour(user KaptainSuz), she has sunglasses, a Sacred Chao of Discordianism tattoo on her neck, a barely visible Lamenters Chapter Badge on her right shoulder, brown-almost-black hair, and a black tanktop. Also she has she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous!
Image of the Regent omnimech from Battletech. It's a very boxy and beefy design, with one arm housing two lasers, two lasers in it's chest, a shoulder mounted autocannon, and a shoulder mountain SRM launcher. Also it has an ER small laser and toothy grin that make it look like it's chomping on a cigar.
Screenshot of the character Steela from the movie Hells(based on the manga Hells Angels), she has a frankenstein-esque appearance with massive bolted-on lightning bolts in her hair that comes to four points, bolts on her neck and shoulders, lightning bolt earrings, and stitched together skin and clothes. She has a really grumpy look on her face.
Screenshot from the game Trailmakers, there is a big pink in-progress airship and the build menu is pulled up, specifically with the tab open and options checked for Aerodynamics and Forces view modes. Kap is an idiot.
Screenshot from the game Trailmakers, it features an Amphibious Monster Truck with various decorations and decals, a resource collector, a forcefield, and some guns.
Photo of KaptainSuz in a full length mirror. She had pale white skin, an obnoxiously massive pompadour, a tattoo of a Lamenters Chapter Badge from Warhammer 40k on her right shoulder and a tattoo of the Discordian Sacred Chao on her neck. She is wearing black jeggings, a black tank top with a skull over two crossed arrows with a heart underneath them. She also has sunglasses on. There are pumpkin stickies on the mirror
Photo of a white trans woman(user KaptainSuz), she has a massive pompadour, sunglasses, and a back tank top, with a Discordian Sacred Chao on her neck and a half-visible Lamenters Chapter Badge on her right shoulder
Mech built in the game Granvier. It has a mix of a sleek and bulky design, with big powerful arms, a torso with a cannon for a head, and agile angular legs that end in very small boots. It's holding an assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet in the right hand, and a sawed off shotgun in the left, with a massive deployable cannon on it's back. It's color scheme is an asymmetrical black and white with many gold accents. It radiates Saintly Violence.
A mech built in the game Granvir, it has a stout design that's low to the ground on quad legs. It has one arm replaced with a laser cannon, and the other holds a sawed off shotgun, it also has a massive gatling gun on it's back. It has a black and white color scheme with gold accents.
Mech built in the game Granvir, it has an angular and blocky design and dual wield two revolvers. It's color scheme is pink on black with white accents.
A mech built in the game Granvir, it has a top-heavy design with small feet and a really wide torso with bulky arms, carrying a chainsword(sword but also a chainsaw) in the right hand and a sawed off shotgun in the left. It has a pink and black paint scheme with white accents.
Screenshot of a mecha built in the game Granvir, has a chunky top-heavy design with an asymmetrical black and white paintjob with gold accents, carrying a machinegun on it's back holster and two sawed off shotguns in it's hands
A mecha from the game Granvir sporting a torso with a massive tank cannon for a head, two bulky arms using dual assault rifles, and a black and white asymmetrical paint scheme with gold accents
Jax from the online indie animation series The Amazing Digital Circus
Logo for the faction the Luddic Path from Starsector, anti-AI zealots who think technology has caused the downfall of humanity It has a green background with a black circle in the middle and a cross through the circle with a red dot in the middle of the line
Screenshot of the MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries mission deployment screen. There are three pilots from a mod, normally called Kelpie, Sobek, and Raider, renamed to HOGSTRANGLER, JIMMY PISS, and SHITGOD. Clearly they've done something to deeply offend their whimsical mercenary commander, possibly by being annoying and stupid but having traits too good to fire them over.
Discord Message from user KaptainSuz with a paragraph and a link. The paragraph reads: "You are a mighty Trueborn of Clan Ghost Bear, peerless in your battle prowess. Your clan has returned to the Inner Sphere as part of Operation REVIVAL to finally fulfill the dream all Clans hold: To retake Terra, and usher in a new Star League. You're determined to outshine those Dezgra Wolves and the militant Jade Falcons. Despite the losses incurred, your clan is still pushing ahead, determined to catch up to the Wolves in your conquest of the so-called "Free Rasalhague Republic". Your Star deploys, only to face an empty field. Where are the spheroids and their worthless resistance? You hear something, but it is not coming over the comms. What could that sound be? Music? Surely these trashborn surats are not attempting to taunt you. You laugh, assuring your Star Captain over comms that their pointless provocation is all they have, only for the link to cut out as a hail of mortar fire and inferno missiles douse his Mad Dog. Stravag! Of course they'd use these dezgra tactics! You turn to face the leader. They are apart of a mercenary outfit by the looks of things. Is that...a Highlander? What has been done to it? A burst of static and a radio transmission resolves; "NYALPHA STRIIIKE! NYAHAHAHAHA" You jerk in your cockpit as the Long Tom round hits your Kodiak, instantly compromising it's armor. This is nowhere near enough to defeat one of Kerensky's Chosen, howe- Your thought is interrupted as a Battlemech-sized Greatsword cleaves off the left torso and leg of your Battlemech. "Honorless freebirth scum" you mutter to yourself as your ejection mechanism malfunctions and you are left at the mercy of your enemy. " while the link goes to a youtube video of "The Mob Goes Wild" by Clutch. Clearly this whimsical Spheroid Mercenary has good taste.
Two messages from KaptainSuz(me), the first with a picture of the Catalyst Game Labs version of the Dire Wolf/Daishi Clan Omnimech with the words "this thing looks like it was build to lay waste to cities, the bomber cockpit, bristling with weaponry, hard edges mixed with rounded shape. you could imagine seeing this at night storming through the barricades of your city and shitting your pants" The second with a screenshot from the videogame MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries of the Dire Wolf/Daishi Clan Omnimech saying "this looks like a plushie that honks"
Screenshot of the achievements portion of the library page for MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries. The goofy bitch that posted this took 2,400 hours to finally 100% the game. What a feat in ADHD counter-efficiency.
Tin of pomade in an open hand at a cosmetics store. It's specifically branded as Dapper Dan's Heavy Hold Pomade, Superior Hold & Shine, cept they changed the label so the guy(presumably named Dapper Dan) is no longer on the label and honestly I'm just expecting them to put the fucking name in Arial and flatten whatever goddamn personality it has left out of it.
A discord screenshot from user KaptainSuz(me), the first of a paragraph saying "You're a serious Draconis Combine Mechwarrior, living your life by the code of Bushido, believing in the might of the Dragon and the cause of House Kurita. You deploy onto a disparate moon, only to see a...is that a Wolverine? are those....Star League-era weapons? what's that sound? music? you hear a loud "NYALPHA STRIKE!" in your helmet radio before a storm of autocannon rounds, missiles, and lasers force you to punch out. This is why Mercenaries are banned from the Combine." followed by an embed of a youtube video for the song "Bang On The Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren, implying that this song was the one playing in the Mercenary's cockpit The second message has the following paragraph, "Ten years later, you're on another assignment. Your disgrace on the battlefield set back your career for a time, but you moved up in the ranks. You swapped out your Jenner for a much more robust Dragon. Your Bushido remains intact, you are honored as a great MechWarrior and veteran of dozens of battles now, and none shall stand between you and your ascension to one of the Swords of Light, maybe even the first Sword of Light! Today you prove yourself worthy, today you ascend! Except...wait...the markings on that Atlas look familiar. Is that...a Long Tom cannon? An Arrow IV system!?! The music playing over the comms...that's...Japanese? But it doesn't sound like the music from your homeland. The horror sets in as the maniacal laughter comes over your comms once again. "NYALPHA STRIIIIKE!" You hover your hand over the eject button before reconsidering. "Honorless mercenary filth." you say with a placid face, your last view of the battlefield is of the Atlas overheating and shutting down before your 'mech and the land around you is erased in a pall of flame." followed by another video embed of the vocaloid song "Cutie Angels", implying that this person just died to the might and power of a Miku fan
Top half of a blindingly white skinned greaser trans woman wearing a black tank top and rainbow suspenders. She has a 40k Space Marine Lamenters Chapter Badge on her right shoulder, a Discordian Sacred Chao tattooed on her neck, and a Cat face with crossbones on her left shoulder although the latter two are barely visible. She is wearing black sunglasses with rounded frames, and has her hair(dark brown, almost black) styled in a 50s greaser pompadour(specifically a high pomp ducktail like her favorite character Sweet JP from Redline)that's incredibly obnoxious and ostentatious but fits her rounded features. She's also pushing her sizeable breasts out in emphasis, as if to say "these are full of pride, queerness, struggle, love, and impressive amounts of rage. You can have a pair just like this too!"
KaptainSuz: it's pretty damning that we've gone from "billionaire philanthropist shouldn't parade his philanthropy around because it's literally just a con to garner good will and save face for all of his variety of abuses" to "well at least billionaire philanthropist is doing SOME miniscule amount of good in the world even if it's for cynical reasons, he could be like the billionaire that hates poor people and pays more to see them suffer and die" KaptainSuz: and like I can't even fault that KaptainSuz: yes, Mr. Beast is a piece of shit and I should be allowed to punch him until I hit bone KaptainSuz: but he's better than Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and the rest of the billionaire pedophile cabal that are trying to construct the first-ever combination Orphan Killing Torment Nexus