Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother

@karistinalafae.northsky.social

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Faerie Godmother 🧚‍♀️ Xennial Author ✨ I choose kindness unless you don't. ♿ Disabled, AuDHD, Sjogrens, ME/CFS, bedbound, chronic pain, chronic illness 🌈 Queer, bisexual, genderfae, polyamorous 💻 Assistive technology advocate

Cartoonified picture of me, a fat white femme in a power wheelchair weating a straw hat, sunglasses, and a fairy t-shirt. Text reads: Help me meet my dying friend in London. Organized by Karistina Lafae. $450 to goal. Donate now!
Text reads: Help me meet my dying friend in London. $500 to goal. Donate now! Accompanied by a cartoonified photo of me (Karistina Lafae), a white femme nonbinary person, in my power wheelchair, wearing dark cat-eye sunglasses, a straw hat, and a t-shirt that says "Don't make me use my wand."
Blue computer disc for America Online. All-New five point oh. Exclusive free trial. 500 hours free!
My Garmin Body Battery screenshot showing that my body was experiencing stress instead of rest for my entire eight hours of sleep last night
Star Trek DS:9 title card with the text, "No, Bashir is Bisexual."
Star Trek DS:9 Title Card with the text "No, Bashir is Bisexual."
Floral bouquet of pink roses, pink carnations, white Gerbera daisies, and a message card from My Garden Tale
Photo of colorful flower bouquet in a clear glass vase featuring bright yellow sunflowers and mini variety, red Peruvian lilies, purple staice, green button mums, and some decorative green leaves.
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Man in a colorful button-down shirt against a brown background. He has a tangle of curly dark hair, a full beard, and wears glasses.
Screenshot of post from user @bill-has-chickens.bsky.social, display name "Antifa Adherent," that says: When this is over, we need to round up, neuter/spay and permanently deport every voting age person who didn't vote for Harris. And not because I love Harris. Posted on April 7, 2026 at 10:04:21 with 45 replies and 24 quotes.
A tablet displays the cover for The Space Between, COVID-Era wife swap literary erotica by Karistina Lafae. Accompanying text reads: Literary erotica. COVID-consicous, wife swap, group sex, autistic character, people of color. Search for "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Screenshot from the Virtual No Kings Zoom chat. VG: One of my neighbors stole my Protect Democracy sign, but I found where they dump. RI: What about No Kings? Karistina Lafae: Disability justice is inherently opposed to this administration. Karistina's post has multiple blue heart and fire reactions.
Janet from The Good Place
Screenshot of quiz results that reads: Your JND is 0.0093 Very nice. Comfortably below the 0.02 JND that the color science people say is the limit. You'd make an excellent paint-chip inspector. Is that a job? It should be.
Book cover for CROSSING BOUNDARIES: A Spicy Quick Read Where Infidelity Leads to Swapping Partners by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sexy Story. Infidelity turned wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Book promo showing the cover for The Space Between: COVID-Era Wife Swap Literary Erotica by Karistina Lafae. Text reads: Literary Erotica COVID-Conscious Wife Swap Group Sex Autistic Character People of Color Search for "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Screenshot from Sequencing dot com from the report generation screen. The important part is underlined in red: You'll receive more report credits after February 30. (A date which does not exist.)
Screenshot of a Fastly CAPTCHA that shows the letters S, E, K, C, R. By Bumper Stumpers rules, I read it as "sexier."
Promotional graphic for eBook "Balcony Banter: A Covid-Era Romance" by Karistina Lafae. The background is magenta and displays the book cover accompanied by the text: Slow burn, spicy, COVID-conscious, Neighbors to Lovers. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Book cover for SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVEREYTHING NICE: A Cozy Christmas Eve Romance by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Cozy bakery Christmas Eve romance. Sweet polyamorous short story with a touch of Christmas magic! Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Three views of a white woman dressed in white with a black Body Braid wrapping around her body. Text reads: The Body Braid provides a gentle hug and an uplifting reminder of your body's innate alignment
Book cover for CROSSING BOUNDARIES: A Spicy Quick Read Where Infidelity Leads to Swapping Partners by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sexy Story. Infidelity turned wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Book cover for CROSSING BOUNDARIES: A Spicy Quick Read Where Infidelity Leads to Swapping Partners by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sexy Story. Infidelity turned wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Promotional graphic for eBook "Balcony Banter: A Covid-Era Romance" by Karistina Lafae. The background is magenta and displays the book cover accompanied by the text: Slow burn, spicy, COVID-conscious, Neighbors to Lovers. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Cartoonified photo of a very messy bedroom accompanies the text: Support our family's health and home. The cost of remediating our sick home is coming out of the money set aside for my trips to the research hospital. Donate at GoFundMe.com
Fundraiser video that GoFundMe created for me
Merriam-Webster meme: Your 2026 Word. My word is "theatrical."
Book cover for CHRISTMAS CAROLS: A Forced Proximity F/F Meet Cute by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sapphic. Forced Proximity. Short & Sweet. 20-minute read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Stewart's Shops ad depicting a snowman with an ice cream cone wearing a Santa hat. Text reads: It's July in Christmas! 99 cent single scoop cones all week!
Book cover for CHRISTMAS CAROLS: A Forced Proximity F/F Meet Cute by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sapphic. Forced Proximity. Short & Sweet. 20-minute read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
From my Guava Health recap: Meet your Mood Mascot. Worn Walrus. (There is an adorable brown cartoon walrus with tired eyes.) Top moods: Tired, In Pain, Indifferent.
From my Guava Health recap: In 2025, you spent 3,187 hours asleep. Based on your 8 hour 44 minute nightly average. Alaskan grizzly bears can hibernate 5,000 hours. You're 1,813 hours from grizzly status!
Book cover for CROSSING BOUNDARIES: A Spicy Quick Read Where Infidelity Leads to Swapping Partners by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sexy Story. Infidelity turned wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Book cover for SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVEREYTHING NICE: A Cozy Christmas Eve Romance by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Cozy bakery Christmas Eve romance. Sweet polyamorous short story with a touch of Christmas magic! Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Screenshot from my health insurance dashboard showing 195 claims with total amount billed $82,189.64 and my responsibility $3,597.85
Emoji bubble chart for 2025 showing 50 different emojis used 240 times total, visualized as bubbles sized by frequency. Top 10: 😂 (17×), 😭 (16×), ✨ (16×), 🫂 (12×), 🌶 (12×), ❤ (11×), 😊 (10×), 👇 (10×), 🙃 (8×), 😬 (8×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "husband" (194×), "text" (178×), "disabled" (175×), "help" (160×), "without" (153×), "covid" (142×), "those" (140×), "able" (128×), "instead" (116×), "care" (111×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
Book cover for SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVEREYTHING NICE: A Cozy Christmas Eve Romance by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Cozy bakery Christmas Eve romance. Sweey polyamorous short story with a touch of Christmas magic! Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Book cover for CROSSING BOUNDARIES: A Spicy Quick Read Where Infidelity Leads to Swapping Partners by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sexy Story. Infidelity turned wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Screenshot from Medicare website of the CDPHP Core (HMO) Medicare Advantage Plan. The primary focus is that the plan costs $15/month for only health coverage, while the total cost of premiums + prescription drugs would cost me $72,024.41 if I had to pay the full cost of my prescriptions! I circled the amount in red and drew three red exclamation marks on it.
A sign that says Margaritas hangs over a table with multiple carved pumpkins on it. One pumpkin has berm carved and painted to look like a margarita. Another has bees affixed to it to represent migraine pain. One pumpkin looks like an eye with a smaller pumpkin inside as the iris. One pumpkin is screaming with a needle sticking out of it. The last pumpkin has an intricate crescent moon carved into it.
Promotional graphic for eBook "Balcony Banter: A Covid-Era Romance" by Karistina Lafae. The background is magenta and displays the book cover accompanied by the text: Slow burn, spicy, COVID-conscious, Neighbors to Lovers. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Cartoon rendering of Karistina Lafae, a femme-appearing nonbinary person with graying pixie cut, brown eyes, and a slight smile. She is wearing a red shirt and appears against a blue background.
Screencap from the Moulin Rouge movie scene "Spectacular, Spectacular" featuring the main cast performing a ridiculous musical number in silly costumes. Text reads: I'm joining the War on Autism on the side of autism.
On the left, a woman in a foggy room extends her hand through a small hole in the glass, palm out. On the right, the text reads, "Chronic illness is a full-time job, y'all."
Purple square graphic depicting the book cover for Balcony Banter: A COVID-era romance by Karistina Lafae with the following promotional text: Slow burn, spicy, COVID-conscious, neighbors to lovers, 30-minute read, Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store
Book cover for Balcony Banter, A COVID-Era Romance, by Karistina Lafae. Playful text is set against a background of minimalist apartment buildings.
Purple circle that says "30 plus" inside.
Square blue book promo including the cover of Crossing Boundaries by Karistina Lafae. Additional text reads: Sexy story. Infidelity-turned-wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!
Mockup of a tablet displaying the book cover for Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice by Karistina Lafae, a cozy Christmas Eve polyamorous romance. The image on the book cover is a digital illustration of a plate of colorful Christmas cookies
Mockup of a tablet displayed the book cover for Pride & Joy by Karistina Lafae. The image on the book cover is an abstract digital painting in rainbow colors of three people of color smiling, the two on the ends embracing the person in the middle.
Mockup of a smartphone loaded with the eBook "The Gods Awaken: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale" by Karistina Lafae. The book cover image is a blue and snowy image of what appears to be a frozen statue of a bearded man, with the sihouettes of two small travelers at the base.
Back to the Future GIF where Marty shouts, "What the hell is a gigawatt?"
Read for a Cause! Karistina Lafae's August Mutual Aid Promo Your eBook purchase or Kindle Unlimited read helps disabled & queer communities. This month, 25% of profits go to mutual aid, and 50% for purchases / Kindle Unlimited pages read with a quick review! Find a story you'll love and make a difference. Details in the thread. Search “Karistina Lafae” in the Kindle Store!
A screenshot from the Guava health tracking app symptom insights. A cartoon llama wizard appears above the text: Early waking - down 25% with more Total Sleep.
Illustration of an open book on an orange gradient background with Karistina Lafae's avatar in the bottom right corner. Text reads: Free Book Alert. Spice up your weekend! July 11-12. @KaristinaLafae
Photo of interior pages of the soft cover journal I am using as a spellbook for my DnD character named Unwritten Book. Pages include doodles in the same black gel pen ink.
Orange diamond-shaped sign reads: Warning: Extremely volatile
Anonymized compomsite selfie for Karistina Lafae, a lady with a graying pixie cut, brown eyes, and glasses. She is wearing a green shirt against a starry blue background.