Karl Bode @karlbode.com · Jun 12

like, they very briefly flirt with the idea that space data centers might have logistical issues, before dismissing those concerns based on the claims of one startup that hasn't built anything yet, I ironically named after a legendary flight failure

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River · Jun 12

These Journalists: "Critical thinking hard!" 🤷

Caravelle · Jun 12

Oh God they thought Palantir was too subtle didn't they

Karl Bode · Jun 12

The interest focus of U.S. "business journalism" isn't real people, labor, technology, or whether the technology even works, it's unchecked wealth accumulation. And it's not subtle.

LAL · Jun 12

Why on earth would they name it that?? 😩

𝕁𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕊𝔸 ℕ𝕠𝕨🌹 ⚙️ 🌱 · Jun 13

Jfc these people think sci-fi is current day real life

Wiener King · Jun 12

This technology that's still being developed and hasn't been tested yet that's specifically for unloading supplies is a sure bet to remove broken hardware from a data center and replace it.

Jackdawman · Jun 13

Replacing chips and fixing broken hardware are difficult to do in space. The solution? Robots! Robots that are also difficult to maintain and fix in space! Brilliant!

Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 · Jun 12

There is actually a real answer to that one and it’s great — just do the star link thing and burn the old ones up in the upper atmosphere and launch new ones apace and destroying the ozone layer for decades of future reentries is just CDB

B Gilmer · Jun 12

Electronics have to be radiation hardened to operate in space. This idea of just putting compute assets in space ignore the profound difference in operating conditions. It would be easier to build data centers under the ocean than in space.

Weirdo In Residence · Jun 12

Not just a flight failure, but a failure to address heat.

McBean · Jun 12

That is priceless! OMG Icarus Robotics.

nick · Jun 14

they will test unloading bags of supplies next year ——> able to replace a RAM module in a server speaking as someone who has not only worked in a server lab, but also studied robotics, yes, those are TOTALLY the same difficulty level 😆

Temo · Jun 13

Yes, probably because making robots that do stuff remotely in space has precedent. It's not revolutionary or disruptive technology being developed. Even getting parts up there to replace old parts is likely trivial with unmanned missions. The ignorance of heat management up there is more pressing.

Tarika (tarīqah) · Jun 12

This sounds like a group project in high school science class, where the assignment was to imagine a future invention and explain how it could work.

Hotspur’s Ghost · Jun 12

Icarus. lol

Declassify UAP · Jun 12

Sounds like 90s and aughts @wired.com.

bob barker 🍸 · Jun 12

Doesn’t even attempt to grapple with the physical constraints whatsoever

Jerome · Jun 12

lol they can unload bags (in testing) so obviously they can adapt them to do data center maintenance

Freddy Bone Zone · Jun 12

“Another common argument is that this is impossible, but what if we all close our eyes and imagine.”

Montaigne Sez... · Jun 12

Making a "lower cost!" claim while ignoring this portion of the same sourced 'analysis' is malpractice, if such a sin is possible anymore in 'journalism'.

We had a great run · Jun 12

It’s like they’re all in on the joke!🤫

Another Matt · Jun 12

Barely worth responding because of how many layers of nonsense this all is. But one of the companies referenced gave a quote about how they were planning on "putting a [Nvidia] Blackwell in space" as a test run. Well I can save you a bunch of jet fuel there...