kat cosgrove

@kat.lol

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village sorcerer @villagesql.com kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis she/they

A screenshot of a text message with Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk as the avatar. The texts read: i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
A mirror selfie of me in my bedroom giving a thumbs up. I'm wearing American flag jorts overalls and ray ban aviators.
A photo of some big fluffy clouds with the sun behind them, lighting up the edges brightly. The sunrays are black because of wildfire smoke.
An overhead selfie of me laying on the couch with a fuzzy black blanket pulled up. I'm wearing a black t shirt with the Spice Girls as the classic Choking Victim shirt and only the left half of my face is visible. Laying on my shoulder is a shockingly small long haired calico munchkin cat, fully passed out on her side.
A photo of an extremely angry, extremely fluffy white cat in the passenger seat floorboard.
A mirror photo of me in a hotel room dressed as the Witch King of Angmar
A slightly angled photo of the front of the Lego Minas Tirith on a wood coffee table.
A photo of my hand holding a Denethor Lego minifig with cherries in his hand, over a half finished Minas Tirith Lego set
A screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace ad for a life-sized Loona plushie being sold for $700, one mile from me.
An overhead photo of a kind of scraggly long-haired calico cat laying on a black fur blanket. She's stretched out with her belly showing. There's an open Lego guidebook above her and my thigh below her.
A photo of the Lego Minas Tirith set still in its box, with the Grond set on top of it also in box, on a red Kallax shelf. Next to it is Lego Barad-dûr, fully assembled. In the cubes below you can see a couple cans of Mr Super Clear top coat, the boxes for special edition Deathscythe Hell and Crystal Unicorn gunplas, and a climbing helmet covered in stickers.
A selfie of me laying on my stomach in bed. I'm wearing a black camisole and black glasses with my hair pulled back. A fluffy white cat is on my back, snarling at the camera
A photo of a long haired calico cat resting her head up against my hand, which is holding a glass coffee cup. Her eyes are open but barely, and her ears are tilted back. We are on a green velvet couch with a black fur blanket on me.
The painting The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere
A screenshot of a reddit post. It includes an image of a person's outstretched arm, holding a poison hemlock plant by the stems. The post text is: Yesterday I ate a tiny piece of the root thinking it was carrot. Probably about the size of a piece of Mike and Ike candy, maybe a little smaller. It was sweet and delicious. I thought it smelled like carrot at the time. I picked a much larger piece today but figured I should verify. Not eating any more!! Central Indiana
A screenshot of a beige notification that says "LinkedIn is better on the new Windows app. Never miss a reaction or comment" and then prompts you to open the app.
A manga panel of a magical girl photo shopped to have sunglasses on, saying "that wasn't very open source of you"
A photo of a taxidermist mouse dressed as Pinhead holding the lament configuration, on a wooden stand.
A photo of Jason Momoa shirtless and wearing jeans, with Austin Parker's head photoshopped on.
A close up photo of a long haired calico cat on a fuzzy black blanket looking incredibly disappointed
A photo of a long haired calico cat sitting on a window sill, looking outside
A photo from a slightly low angle showing a fluffy long haired white cat on my chest facing away and a long haired calico on my chest looking over the white cat, at the camera. The upper two thirds of my face are visible over the calico's head.
A photo of a wood cutting board with two fluted coupe glasses, two limes, and two Boston shakers on it. Behind the cutting board is a bottle of Leopold Bros navy strength gin, a bottle of Fontbonne, a bottle of Luxardo, a bottle of Green Chartreuse, and a jar of Luxardo cherries.
A photo of a bowl of udon soup with crab meat, ohitashi, and thinly sliced negi. The bowl is red, the chopsticks are brown, and the soup spoon is white and orange. It's sitting on a black and white granite counter.
A photo of a small pink whoopie cushion with the Minimus logo on it in black, resting in my hand.
A photo of a pair of gay pride edition Pit Viper sunglasses in a car sunglasses holder, but they don't fit all the way
A photo of Pokemon Pokopia, showing Professor Tangrowth and my ditto next to the ruined poke center and PC. Tangrowth is saying "Please, Kat! Figure out what the PC wants!"
A screenshot from tumblr of a post by cheaphalloweencostume. It says: i think rob zombie’s music holds up so well because its not about anything relatable or applicable to life its just like what if you fucked a frankenstein? and im like i dont know rob, what IF i fucked a frankenstein? you tell me and ill buy the album
A photo of the HELLRAISER title screen in 4:3 on a bigass modern TV looking MAD shitty, because it's on VHS. The TV is on a mid century modern TV stand. In front of it is a fluffy white cat sitting on a white rug with a black snake pattern. The cat is laser focused on the VCR.
A close up photo of my old Washington ID photo. I have an extreme lateral external strabismus
A photo of a bald eagle crushing a canada goose into an icy lake
A photo of Pike's Peak at sunset. The mountain is dark, with fluffy white clouds very low in the foothills and two diagonal spikes of clouds across the ascent and off the summit, lit orange by the sunset.
A photo of the rocky mountains at sunset. I don't know which specific peak is on the far right, but it's whatever one is directly to the left of Pike's Peak when looking at the range from Colorado Springs. There are a lot of very wispy, dramatic, fast-moving clouds both low in the foothills and high above the peak, with a little bit of pale orange glow from the sunset on some of them. Some of the foothills are dusted with snow.
An up close photo of a very old long haired calico cat. She looks mad, and her tongue is sticking out.
A screenshot of text messages. Someone asks me if I want to do a beer instead, and I reply that I absolutely fucking do.
A screenshot of the top of an email from Workflowy, with the subject line "269M bullets later."
A photo of a Chinon Whisper Dual 8 projector sitting on a black car seat.
A close up side profile photo of a fluffy white cat taken at .5, so his eye looks massive relative to the rest of his head.
A wide photo of a stag standing in a snowy field on a sunny day. In the background is the rocky mountains, with a little snow blowing off Pike's Peak
The meme image of a white male student in a classroom appearing to strain hard, with veins bulging on his forehead and neck
A photo of me at my desk with a very serious face, looking at my monitor. I am wearing a HEALTH t shirt and a white colonial lawyer wig.
A photo of a fluffy white cat laying on a granite countertop. His eyes are squinted and he looks like he thinks you're the dumbest person to have ever walked the earth.
The "friendship ended with Mudasir, now Salman is my best friend" meme format, except Mudasir is replaced with Arch Linux and Salman is replaced with grass.
A selfie of me laying on a green velvet couch with a fuzzy gray blanket, giving a thumbs up. I am obviously crying and my glasses are a little fogged up.
A selfie of me in a black tank top and black glasses sitting on a green velvet couch. There is a very small long haired calico cat on the couch behind me, using my neck as a pillow.
A selfie of me in a black tank top standing in front of an open fridge, chugging egg nog from the carton
A photo of an angry-looking fluffy white cat perched on the backrest of a dark green velvet couch.
A photo of snow cream in a metal mixing bowl. It just looks like vanilla ice cream. In the background there is a bag of sugar, a carton of milk, and a bottle of vanilla extract
A photo of me sitting on the grass wearing black leggings and a black on black Kubernetes shirt. There is a quokka sitting in my lap and two in front of my knees.
A selfie of me with my hair in a ponytail, wearing a bright orange sun hoodie and pale orange sunglasses, posing with a can of beer on a rock overlooking tree-covered mountains.
A photo of my hand, palm up, with a tiny plastic hand on each finger
A photo of several tiny plastic hands holding a sticker that says "crypto means cryptozoology" with an illustration of big foot
A photo of my hand with long black nails holding a custom Exploding Kittens card. It's called Shuffle Double Trouble, with an illustration of me and Ian in the same clothes with similar hair. It shuffles the draw pile.
A photo of my hand holding a koozie that says "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot absolutely wrecks me"
A silhouette of Pikes Peak against a dark, cloudy sky. There's a light at the summit.
A selfie of me. I have a blonde mullet mohawk situation and I'm wearing black Pit Viper sunglasses, a black leather jacket, and a black on black Kubernetes t shirt.
A photo of the Lego Barad-dur against a white wall
A close up portrait of a balding white guy with stubble looking at the camera. It's from The Onion article titled "worst person you know has a good point"
A screenshot of part of a reddit post, reading: ESO Maintainer Update: We need help. TL;DR : We're blackmailing you, our users, because we need your help.
A photo from the top of a cliff with mountains to the left, pine trees to the right, and a bright blue sky with lots of fluffy clouds