Kate Holzemer

@katebits.bsky.social

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Old lady

Round white cake decorated with Five Nights At Freddy's figurines.
Screen shot of the exact skeet, only in a huge font.
A very good boy. White and black cockapoo puppy sitting on a porch being awesome.
An amazing floor-length orange fuzzy Snuggie kind of thing.
A list casting muppets as the characters in Lord of the Rings. Frodo- Kermit Samwise- Fozzie Pippin and Merry- Honeydew and Beaker Gandolph- Gonzo Gollum- Gonzo Legolas- Rowlf Gimli- Miss Piggy
A screen shot of a noise machine app listing various fan sounds (box fan, ceiling fan, etc.). The list is titled "Only Fans."
A stuffed gray rain cloud with two little legs and a frown.
Cartoon of dog sitting calmly in a room on fire, with the caption "There's an axolotl on the pink stairs."