Katelyn Burns

@katelynburns.com

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Freelance journalist. @ms.now and Xtra Magazine columnist. Co-founder: The Flytrap. Cancel Me, Daddy podcast co-host. Replies limited to followers only. Check if my post is a joke before flaming me please. For story leads, my signal is kab.80

The New York Times https://www.nytimes.com Transvestite scandal rocks Brazilian soccer May 4, 2008 — Prostitution is legal here, and Ronaldo faces no criminal charges. His behavior was "at most, immoral," Carlos Augusto Nogueira, the
Curacao away shirt
General Hux from Star Wars
Penske truck hits bridge near Storrow Drive, creating traffic delays in Boston Traffic was backed up Friday morning after a Penske truck hit the BU Bridge overpass on Soldiers Field Road just before 6 a.m. By Kaitlin McKinley Becker and Mark Garfinkel • Published July 17, 2026 • Updated 2 hours ago
Screenshot from Europa Universalis.
Screenshot of a Steam achievement for Europa Universalis 4 Barbarossa As a Maghrebi nation, have 500 light ships privateering at the same time 1.3% of players have this achievement
Screenshot: Noah the Crusader, 18 days ago What is wrong with white people? I haven't broken any serious laws, and leftists tell me I need to pay fir what people over 100 years ago did Cancel Me, Daddy, a few seconds ago Christians lost the Crusades, stop cosplaying
Screenshot of a Steam achievement: An Unlikely Candidate Starting as Mzab, Touggourt or Djerid, reform Al-Andalus. 0.9% of players have this achievement
A screenshot of a steam achievement for Europa Universalis IV: Napoleon's Ambition As Revolutionary France, spread the Revolution to 10 countries. 0.9% of players have this achievement
a screenshot of my steam achievements page showing i've completed 283 out of 373 achievements in Europa Universalis IV
Screenshot from the no fucking fighting scene in peaky blinders
A job listing for Graham Platner's campaign to urgently hire a Research Director
Still imade from Ted Lasso of Nate saying "-yeah, well, then your defense is death."
A photo of a rapist (Ronaldo) upset and crying
C'mon do something meme
The Drake meme: Top text: Europeans when Trump gets a red card revoked Bottom text: Europeans when Trump gets trans athletes banned
Young Anakin podracing
A screenshot of an achievement for Europa Universalis 4: Meissner Porcelain As Saxony, own or have a subject own all Chinaware provinces in the world. 0.8% of players have this achievement
A black and white photo of Ty Cobb doing a flying kick into a catcher.
A screenshot of the FoxOne interface
a screenshot showing dozens of tabs open in my browser
Killmonger from Black Panther: Is this your king?
A red tailed hawk perched on a power line
Me in the USA denim shirt
AOC making a WTF motion
A fucked up close up of Donald Trump
The dickhead's house
A selfie of Katelyn and Christine at the reflecting pool
A close up photo of the pond scum
A photo of the reflecting pool woth the Lincoln Memorial in the distance
A pink triangle "silence = death" shirt
An orange cat laying awkwardly on a human
A screenshot from Crusader Kings 3 showing the Isaid empire stretching from India to Iberia.
A screenshot from the game Crusader Kings 3 showing the Isaid dynasty in light green stretching from Morocco to Oman
A photo showing a rail planter of purple flowers and a hanging pot with pink flowers
A screenshot from Patreon: BONUS: Return of the Pope Hat! (Pope Leo vs AI) Katelyn is wearing her pope hat, Christine is wearing a blueish green shirt.
A red graphic of Trump saying "I love the inflation"
"Graham Platner decisively won the Democratic nomination to run for the U.S. Senate today — which will come as a shock to many in Washington media."
Screenshot of an Overwatch Anonymous tweet: if tracer were to poop then recall would the poop re-enter her
Still image of Robert Duvall from Apocalypse Now
In 2010, a reality TV star had a famous on air crashout when he told a friend he was trying to control his anger with dozens of crystals on and around his body. The scene went viral because the blonde-bearded man was visibly angry and red faced, and was later seen rubbing a large white crystal rock on his forehead to self soothe. It was visually absurd to the max, and the type of moment that made millions of Americans fall in love with reality TV. That red-faced, blonde-bearded man is now running for mayor of Los Angeles. As a Republican.
A new wooden bench
A screenshot of a text exchange: My mom: Have you seen that STUPID guy running for mayor of LA California Me: Spencer Pratt Her: He's on Fox News everyday all fay Me: He is known only for being on a dumb reality show when i was in high school/college And he treated his girlfriend terribly
A photo of a book called "Finding Renee Richards: The Ground-Breaking Story of Tennis's Trans Pioneer" by Julie Kliegman
Ben Affleck smoking meme
a photo of the horses of st mark, which were stolen from constantinople. in europa universalis iv, if you play as byzantium and conquer venice, you get an event to take the horses back to constantinople.
a screenshot of my Threads profile. Username is katelynburnswriter.
screenshot of a black screen that says "Get ready for Threads..."
Screenshot of an email headline from National Geographic: This Chick Was Hatched from an Artificial Egg
Lord of the rings second breakfast meme "We've had one claritin, yes" "But what about second claritin?"
An image of a Jesus like figure wearing a golden crown, sitting on a golden throne, surrounded by sunbathed clouds. This is a representation of god. There are 3 glowing question marks covering his crotch and the caption reads: "WHAT IS DOWN THERE?"
A screenshot of a skeet of mine from a month ago saying "This article was probably written with an eye on selling the movie rights". It quotes a skeet from Julia Carrie Wong that shared an overly dramatic NY Times article detailing the rescue of a downed pilot in Iran. Wong commented: is it me or is this the most blatant propaganda ever writer.
A screenshot from my playthrough of Crusader Kings 3
a screenshot from an email showing an article titled "The Strange, Sad Case of Laci Green" got 105 views this week.