katelyn

@katesquire.bsky.social

1361 Followers 776 Following

Michigander. in-house lawyer. I would rather be reading. @gooselaw.bsky.social’s foul-mouthed wife. Never been a natural. All I do is try try try. YOYOK. she/her.

Rainbow flavored nerds gummy clusters
“Even in times of volatility, you can be confident in your finances. See where you stand by visiting your planning dashboard and get what you need to feel prepared.”
Did I just argue with a joke
Star Wars “MORE” meme
A white plastic pasta tree with homemade spaghetti noodles drying
Monkey side eye meme
Chicken carcass, onions, carrots, celery, garlic, parsley and seasonings inside an instant pot before cooking down for chicken stock
Sedona Red Rocks
Sunset at Mather Point in the south rim of the Grand Canyon on October 18, 2025
Helly from Severance screaming. Helly is a thin white woman with red hair wearing a blue short sleeve dress. She is in front of a gray wall.
First email from Detroit Free Press this morning at 8:05 AM: “U.S. bombs Iraq” Second email from Detroit free press this morning at 8:11 AM: “CORRECTED: U.S. bombs Iran”
Screenshot of 5 calls call screen for senators peters and Slotkin to oppose the SAVE act
Rick Hatchett (Walton Goggins) on White Lotus Season 3 looking shocked
Jonathan Groff as King George III in Hamilton
Michael Scott from The Office shouting “SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP”
Detroit free press article entitled “Experts: auto industry can only tolerate trump tariffs on Mexico, Canada for a few weeks”
The panic button on my Ford app for lights and horns
Pikachu shocked meme
A palm tree at sunrise with the script “this & reading trump’s obituary” in white text
Daily reading streak of 100 days
$5 bet to win $50 payout - Detroit Lions to win Super Bowl 60
Anjelica Houston in ever after: “well, we must never feel sorry for ourselves, must we? No matter how bad things get they can always get worse.”
Ben & Jerry’s non-dairy phish food
Pikachu surprised meme
Orange Sunrise with blue sky over Atlantic Ocean with a palm tree in the foreground
Katesquire’s right hand holding a glass of Prosecco with a strawberry on the edge of the glass in front of the Atlantic Ocean. Katesquire is wearing blue, black, gray and moonstone beaded bracelets. The sky is gray, blue and white. The ocean is teal.
The future “the world if” meme
Katesquire and gooselaw in front of the Mackinac Bridge and Lake Huron
White cabinet bar with brown countertop filled with bourbon (and other various spirits)
Before the bar was installed, a corner with tan walls and brown carpeting & white trim
Scam iMessage from a hotmail account stating that I haven’t recently paid highway tolls and I will get a ticket if I don’t reply Y to the text and then open the link
Random text saying “critical alert: a rogue program is exploiting your account to dispatch messages without your permission.” With a link. Lmaoooooo
Jake Bates stretching
Scam USPS text from country code 63
Michael Jackson meme: “I love this song!”
Kerby, the pink puffball, with a knife
Michael Jackson saying “I love this song!”
Screenshot of katesquire’s anytime touchdown bet scorer bet for Gibbs, St Brown, LaPorta and Jameson Williams. $1 paid out $42.23
Photo of Cue the Sun! The Invention of Reality TV by Emily Nussbaum
Blue and sand colored Christmas tree ornament that says Jamaica with two dolphins, one wearing a Santa hat and the other with a wreath. Also a palm tree
Amon Ra St Brown in a white football uniform blowing a kiss at a Green Bay fan who is giving him the finger
Katesquire’s tweet “if you played beer pong with beer IN THE CUPS, I don’t want to hear your concerns about what’s in the Covid vaccine.” Posted 9:27am on 12/5/2020.
Katesquire at age 5 baking cookies. Young blond girl rocking those bangs in the 90s, wearing a red dress covered in flour.
Loki saying “Yes, very sad. Anyway”
A glass of Bells Hopslam Ale in a glass that says Bells Hopslam Ale with Gladiator playing in the background
Kyle Ren shouting “MORE”
Any time touchdown scorer bet: David Montgomery, Jahmyr Gibbs, Amon Ra St Brown & Jameson Williams. $1 paid out $22.73
Orange and dark pink sunset over the Gulf of Mexico in the background with sand from Clearwater beach in the foreground. Ten palm trees are silhouetted in the mid-ground of the photo.
Close up of Jodie Foster and Kali Reis for True Detective: Night Country. “The truth lies in the dark”
Katesquire’s StoryGraph stats from October 2024. She read 7 books and 2289 pages. Her average rating was 3.64. Highest rated reads were We’ll Prescribe You a Cat (4.25), Listen for the Lie (4.25) and Address Unknown (4.0). Average book length was 327 pages. Average time to finish a book was 15 days. She read 86% fiction and 14% nonfiction. Genres were mystery (3 books) contemporary (2 books), literary (2 books), historical (1 book) and history (1 book). She ready the same amount of books as September but 4% increase in pages compared to September. 71% in print, 29% in audio. Also a graph of pages read per day is pictured.
Picture of the price tag of 18 count eggs. $3.69. Buy on sale for $2.99 with coupon
Screenshot of part of my Kroger receipt. Purchase of Kroger Cage-Free Grade A Large Eggs - 1.0 x $3.69.
Loki meme with text that says “yes very sad. Anyway”
Sports bet slip from Circa Las Vegas with Lions money line, ravens money line, Falcons covering the spread at -1 1/2, eagles covering the spread at +2 1/2. Payout on $10 was $53.45
Makers & Finders in the arts district. Las Vegas.
Welcome to Las Vegas sign in the Las Vegas airport
A blonde white woman (katesquire) in a black tank dress wearing a camouflage Harris Walz hat