John Information

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Can still name more than six songs by 2 Unlimited

A large swimming pool
A young woman with curly red hair and white ribbons looks sideways in a very unimpressed manner
The Houses of Parliament with the Thames in the foreground
Mrs Graham is wearing black widow's weeds and a white collar. She severely tells a fascinated Gilbert Markham "I don't care to be observed" while she is busy painting a country landscape.
Page of a book. The top half is an illustration of a policewoman arresting a backpacker who has just arrived on the ferry. It's pissing it down. The text below approximately describes what's happening in the picture.
Claudia Winkleman stands in front of a large wooden door. She is wearing a grey Fair Isle knitted jumper with a silver, maroon and white pattern that looks a bit like she's wearing a necklace of daggers.
A crossword magazine with a geometric pattern on the cover is laid on top of a yellow blanket, next to a black and white cat who is in the middle of giving himself a bath
The England cricket team McDonalds triangle meme from several years ago. Jimmy Anderson is in the bottom left corner looking grumpy.
Issue 1 of Unch, a cryptic crossword magazine
Me randomly bumping into Patricia Lockwood the other week
A triangular chart displaying 2010s England cricketers' likely reactions to children yelling "McDonalds". Jimmy is not having any of it
On the left, a yellow box labelled The Researcher's First Murder, By John Finnemore. On the right, a brown ring-bound notebook and black biro.
Jade is wearing a cosy-looking red coat, and is about to hit her alter-ego (out of shot) with a foldable chair.
Billie makes her entrance to the video, by driving a bulldozer through the wall.
Kylie sits in a bathtub of bright pink plastic balls, pointing at the viewer, perhaps indicating the energy that resembles Old MacDonald
Chappell teaches her grandparents the song's YMCA-style dance moves, while wearing a sparkly blue leotard.
Kesha drapes herself over a red car with some very Lynchian lighting design.
LISA and her dancers in a neon-lit street scene. Lisa wears a striking black vest top in the shape of a star.
Kendrick is playing hopscotch without a care in the world.
Close up of Bambie on stage at Eurovision, putting a curse on their companion. Neither of them appear to have seen a dentist for some time.
NewJeans attempt to thumb a lift, with mixed success.
Fcukers smirk in front of a glitchy greenscreen projection of a rollercoaster. For some reason they are dressed like teenagers from Uxbridge in 1995.
Temps is having a nice time dancing in London's Chinatown.
Screengrab of the lyric video, reminiscent of a printed circuit board
4am Kru's dancers on a festival stage at (ironically) approximately 4pm
Close up of Rina in front of a hot pink background
Close up of Jamie XX and Robyn performing on stage. Robyn looks a bit like Steve Cram here.
Cloonee enjoys a taco.
Irish children raving it up with glowsticks, tie-dye outfits and limitless energy.
NLE stands facing away from Carey, who appears to have heard the rest of the lyrics for the first time.
Abstract black red and white blobs, specifically from 1 min 25 secs into the track where the vocals go "beefbeefbeefbeefbeef"
Céline sings atop the Eiffel Tower at the Olympic Opening Ceremony, next to a rain-drenched piano, in a beautiful sequined gown.
Karaoke screengrab of an Ashlee Simpson song from a grillion years ago
Menacing animated amphibians await the arrival of Rupert the Bear
Navy background with white text reading "Ruislip: 5 stations and nothing to do"
A dark room with five glowing figures pulling ABBA Voyage poses
Cloudless blue sky, a tree and some Mediterranean hotel buildings
A large modernist building with a red brick lower half and strange bulbous glass upper half, with a scalloped roof. Tourists are taking photos in the foreground
ATHABASKA, POST-SKELETON and MURDER BRIDGE play the Night Owl in Finsbury Park on Wed 17th April. Free entry!
The cover of Now That's What I Call Music vol. 7.
Celine Dion telephoning a la police
Poster for excruciating 1995 film Nine Months. Hugh Grant grins at us while Julianne Moore whispers in his ear that she's contractually obliged to be there, and no more
Sandy beach with waves breaking on the shoreline, rocky cliffs to the right, red & yellow lifeguard flag on a tripod in the foreground