pariah carey

@katydidnt.bsky.social

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katy haas alleged poet reluctant human even more reluctant bluesky user

the “inside you are two clowns” meme showing a pink clown and a goth clown staring at each other. the text at the bottom reads: they are both manifestations of your childhood trauma, two masks you wore to perform in hopes you might ease the tension of your father's short temper, and who still reside there, somersaulting into tense situations you have no control over but still wish to ease as if you are eight years old once again
a group chat text sent by me reading: i'm pretty sure i have never backed into a parking spot in my life (never had backup cameras and my current one is trash and i'm bad at reversing 1) but i just did it at 1Bid...packed parking lot, full audience...and i did such a good job Imao
screen grab from Mean Girls with Regina saying “so you agree? you think youre really pretty.”
A screen grab of a reminder text program reading: Hello, fellow churgler. I do declare: this is a reminder from the Midland Michigan Tattoo Factory Sponsored by Jordan Dice alerting you that your appointment with El is coming up on 5/21 at 1PM. Be there or be squarepants. ;)
gretel a senior boxer pit mix with a white face and a black patch around her right eye looks up at the camera from inside a elizabethan collar. inside the collar is a stuffed halloween dog toy.
a happy meal furby painted different shades of green. it has a toadstool as a hat with moss coming out from beneath it. the furby sits in a hollow of a tree
three watches that have been turned into shadow box bracelets, the first has a gold colored face with moss and three bones inside, the second has a silver colored face with bones, a butterfly wing, and floral paper inside, and the third i’d white with a silver colored face and has a bone and a tiny rose drawing from a vintage matchbook inside.
Worm a dilute tortoise shell lying on the floor beneath a black halter top. across the halter top’s chest it says “i have no tits” in white font
a black cat in a stoop railing with some potted plants. in an adjacent alleyway is a longhaired calico
a group text where i sent a gif of the devil blowing out three “6” candles with the captions “move over Jesus, it’s birthday” with a response from my friend Erin saying “Omg and the Pope died Katy what did you do? Words have power…”
a undersea soft soap with a happy meal furby in the center. the furby has been painted to look like a clownfish and has some coral, seashells, and fish beads affixed to it
a chihuahua swimming through water layered in thick green algae. the algae also coats the dog’s face.
Mark Jankowski smiling mid scrum. he shrugs with one arm
Lain standing at the front of a coffee shop. In front of them is a mic. They stand behind it with legs and arms wide. Over their black button up and black jeans, they have a sandwich board. it’s overexposed but the words “worm girlfriend” are visible in black with worm at the top and girlfriend at the bottom. between them, a faded Worm is drawn and it wears two very visible false eyelashes.
a yellow sponge with Spongebob’s badly drawn face and clothing taped to it
toad playing a banjo tattooed on an inner forearm, under a layer of second skin. the road is sitting on its butt and is chubby and a little grumpy looking.
tattoo stencil of a toad playing banjo on an inner forearm.
an “in-progress” submission on submittable for Taco Bell Quarterly
stuffed dog sitting alone on a row of outdoor benches
incoming call screen reading “No Caller ID” with no phone number provided