Katzcribe

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Earth bending, swashbuckling, fat sexy 36yo nerd. 18+ thirstposting and page interaction, minors DNI. ACAB, Trans Rights, Nazi punks fuck off. Anti-AI, users get muted, defenders get blocked.

Timmy wishing with all his might for the funniest thing to happen
A man standing in front of a tornado shouting "HERE IT COMES!"
The cover to the novel "The Kaiju Preservation Society" by John Scalzi
Janet and Bad Janet from The Good Place with Eldar and Dark Eldar drawn over them respectively in mspaint
a jolly man in colonial clothes smiling and pointing at the viewer
A shot of the fishing vessel Western Flyer, restored and ready to sail.
The Gunstar from The Last Starfighter
aloof wife solid snake and mayor boyfriend otacon
The duck character Le Quack wielding a manic grin and an oversized mallet.
A pair of comic characters discussing whether the word 'mutant' is derogatory or not. "Is it a bad word? 'Mutant"? Is it derogatory?" "Any word can be derogatory if you say it with enough derogatory." "Pepperoni."
The covers of the three books of the Scholomance Trilogy by Naomi Novik. Book One, The Last Graduate. Book Two, A Deadly Education. Book Three, The Golden Enclaves.
Two clones running against each other in the Year 3000's presidential election
Two skykids sitting in the lower right corner, about to watch the Aurora Concert is Sky: Children of Light
A picture of a conversation in a discord server Wetware sounds like an assassination term ngl Nah that's wetwork. Wetware is when a swamp or marsh that's saturated with moisture No no that's wetlands. Wetware is the state of being moist no that's wetness. Wetware is something you use to sharpen knives. Nuh uh that's whetstones. Wetware is waterproof weather stripping. I love y'all so much Y'all are dumb as hell
Thick And Creamy New England Clam Chowder Recipe Ready In 1 hour, 15 minutes. Serves Four To Six Ingredients: 6 to 7 strips bacon, cut into small pieces, 1 medium onion chopped, 2 five-ounce cans baby clams with juice reserved, 6 to 7 potatoes cubed, 2 ten-ounce cans cream of celery soup, 1 cup heavy cream, 1 cup milk, 1 tablespoon butter, and 1 teaspoon dried dill weed Directions: 1. Add bacon to sauce pan and cook on medium low heat until crispy 2. Add onion and cook until translucent 3. Add clam juice from both cans. 4. Add potatoes. 5. Cook and cover until potatoes are fork tender, about fifteen to twenty minutes. 6. Stir occasionally so potatoes won't stick. 7. Add clams, soup, cream, milk, and dill weed. 8. Stir together. 9. Add butter and let melt into the chowder. 10. Cook for about thirty to forty-five minutes or until thickened. 11. Stir Occasionally
Cover for the video game Battleborn, with several of the playable characters striking dynamic poses
Cover Art for the Nintendo 64 game, "Harvest Moon 64." A boy in overalls, a green cap and a determined expression rushing to his next task, pursued by his trusty dog.
"Knives Out, A Rian Johnson Whodunnit"
Tidus from Final Fantasy 10 being asked to Ride Zee Shoopuff
The Rent Reducer 9000: A gun in a box disguising it as a free little library. A Raspberry pi scrapes Zillow for open houses nearby. During open house hours, it tells a start pistol/cap gun to fire a few times. Seen here at an art thing I brought it to.
Principal Skinner saying Pathetic
The sicko in the window laughing victoriously
A sicko staring through the window as he laughs victoriously. "Yes.. HA HA HA... YES!"
Norman Rockwell's painting "Freedom of Speech" depicting a man in a blue flannel shirt and a tan jacket standing up to speak as men around him look on approvingly.
Nine human kings, doomed to die
Actress and singer Janelle Monae looking over her shoulder in the Rian Johnson directed movie The Glass Onion.
white text on a black background in the style of the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia title card reading "The gang uploads the full campaign of halo 1 for 2 bitmap edits and a single model swap"