Kazzie

@kazziemono.bsky.social

346 Followers 1328 Following

Just a guy. I exist, I guess. Very goofy and out of pocket. 28, use whatever pronouns you want, I don’t mind. I repost and obsess over lewd stuff and talk about politics sometimes. I really like robot girls.

A picture of a cartoonish person in the game Tomodachi Life Living The Dream, styled as Ragatha from Amazing Digital Circus. She has red curly thick hair, a button for one of her eyes, a triangular nose and a purple patchwork dress.
Kazzie Mono, one of my original characters. A short milky-skinned girl with green twintails, glasses, and black screen eyes. She has a flat colon three shaped face.
Picture of a big, round creature with a face hidden in the shadows of its body growth. Its top is white and its bottom half is cyan. It’s a variant of Tangrowth from Pokemon Pokopia.
A picture of a shaped green creature with floppy side ears, giant sparkly eyes and blushy cheeks
A picture of the post Kazzie replied to, longing for chao to comeback. Below is a post of the release date trailer for a game heavily inspired by the chao garden.
A picture of a robot girl. She has green twintailed hair and green highlights on her white clothing, as well as black gloves.
A paused YouTube short of EllyEspañol. I tap the like button, which increases the likes to 67. A message appears at the top saying “🤷‍♂️ six seven”, followed by confetti raining down.
A picture of a cartoonish, simplified woman. Beside her are options for her gender; male, female, and nonbinary. Female is selected.
A colorful cast of characters above the logo “Kazzie & Jazzie: Data Drivers”. From left to right: A shadowy, yellow hooded, skeletal looking being, their face shrouded in the darkness of their hood. A colorful, rainbow-haired girl with a very starry, spacey aesthetic, flying away. A red-hooded, stoic girl with a sword that’s longer than she is tall. It goes behind multiple other characters. A fiery orange-reddish gal with a tank top and flaming wings, flying left while pointing ahead, her other fist clutched. Kazzie; a green haired robot girl in a white dress, rubbing her nose with the back of her finger; a reference to art of Luigi from the Mario & Luigi series. A verdant green android with a jackal head for an arm cannon, aimed towards the camera and slightly up into the sky, charging a shot. Jazzie; a hot pink goth punk robot girl, one hand on her hip with the other held up in a fist; a reference to art of Mario from the Mario & Luigi series. The red-hooded girl’s sword ends about here. A yellow, lightning-affinity chick, leaping to the right while charging an electrical punch of sorts, gritting her teeth. A mysterious black-hooded figure, holding a rifle, facing away from the camera. They appear to be wearing a plague doctor mask. An armored figure with their face shrouded in shadows, glowing eyes peering through. They have one hand up in front of them with two fingers extended, with their other hand in a fist by their other side, imitating the pose in the primary artwork of Dark Lord Gaol from Kid Icarus Uprising. Some kind of metallic knight lady, presumably a living sword, holding her shield up over her body with one arm while her other hand’s fingers are flexed wickedly, as if preparing to strike with her claw. Her design is heavily inspired by Shiny Aegislash from Pokemon. There’s a sky and some clouds in the background and stuff.
A picture of Mario; a plumber in a red cap and blue overalls, and his brother Luigi; a plumber in a green hat and purple overalls. Mario is posed with one fist held up, and Luigi is posed nervously rubbing his nose. The two are flipped. The L on Luigi’s cap is backwards as a result. The world is ending.
A picture of a plush container that reads “EMOTIONAL SUPPORT POP TARTS”. Inside are five distinct and unique plush poptarts. One of them has a chunk eaten out of its head, another has eyelashes, one has sunglasses, and two in the back are smiling but one has soul in its eyes and the other does not.
A picture of a pink box vehicle. It has a picture of a shapely secretary with pink hair covering one of her eyes, a white outfit and navy blue pencil skirt, and a white bow on her head. She’s sitting on her hip with one hand up to her mouth in an ‘oh my’ sort of way.
A picture of a triangular prism vehicle thing. It depicts the simplistic face of a gangly green geometric girl. Who is actually a spider.
A round flying creature with ears floating at a strange angle above a green and white winged plane thing.
A video of a woman riding a battle chariot, picking up a laser which she uses to brutally annihilate a Small Creature.
A picture of the completion screen for every checklist in Kirby Air Riders.
A picture of a strange vehicle shaped like a whale, or perhaps a chumby plane. It has red paint streaks all over it, a circle with an eyeball, and white wings.
A picture of a very spooky one eyed rider, riding the Dragydra. Or Hydroon.
A Chinese takeout box that is colored cyan and blue with gold trims.
A picture of a star shaped vehicle with a thick black line running along it and the word “KIRBY”.
A picture of a tangrowth from Pokémon. It is a big bulbous vine creature with a cutout in the middle of its face for its eyes. This one is cyan with a white top half.
The robot girl sitting up with her huge horsecock fully erect and standing upright, inches away from her face, looking wistfully into the camera.
Text that reads “post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of”.
A picture of the above post, followed by an image post just below. It features two poorly drawn Creatures with one of them asking “hey, how are you?” and the other responding “chatGPT, how am I?”
A picture of many colorful gummies. There are notably ones that are brown and elongated, sort of like a sled.
The rex wheelie gummy. It's brown and it tries to be pointy but fails.
A picture of every currently-revealed air ride machine in kirby air riders, excluding two empty spots.
Picture of my bluesky feed featuring a Nintendo today notification at the top, as well as a post from Large Potassium
A photo of a plushie anthropomorphic robot bunny with a spherical dress. She is sitting on her own tag like a freak. What a freak.
The pink marshmallow looks into the sky with his hamster friend as the screen fades to white. Once it fades back in, it is revealed that the pink marshmallow is actually quite skilled at breakdancing. There are Many Men™️ surrounding him and his gerbil friend, one of whom is wearing gigantic blue nerd glasses. The final time is 47 minutes, 49 seconds, 55 milliseconds. Congrantulamte.
A pink marshmallow runs in circles as a red gummy lion viciously attacks him with the letter X. The marshmallow then jumps up and sucks the red gumball’s mini gumball children before firing them back at it. The evil red gumball Perishes.