Ben Stone

@kbenjaminstone.bsky.social

440 Followers 185 Following

super smart dumbfuck

Picture of Bethel
The Dictator Returns
Pete making a face
Hegseth’s dumb face
Kristen Welker Tweet: Senator Lindsey Graham was scheduled to appear on @MeetThePress this morning. It would have been his 64th appearance on this broadcast. We are sending our deepest condolences to his family and colleagues. President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will join us this morning to reflect on his life and legacy.
Timely timeline
Amazon feature where you can snap a photo to see what an object will look like in your room.
Ratio, bitch
Ghostbusters secretary answering phone
John Marston screaming I DON’T FUCKING KNOW
GT coach in face shields
Rapper guy
Ben Shelton
Two smiles back to back, a raccoon and a human mouth
Device failed to translate :(
Guy talking about no money right after a post about skyrocketing housing costs
Woj endorsing AOC while Shams is reporting obvious news
Guy deleted his post
Lady looking at raccoon in grocery store with disgust
Clone trooper saying “get a load of this clanker”
Not the same cat somehow
And so [MAGA Twitter] actually wants [Trump] to defeat the Pope…they want a battle between Trump and the Pope and they want Trump to defeat him.
Me: (via text) Dad probably watches this show tracker? Mom: he watches it
72-22 Knicks winning with 4:30 left in the 2nd qtr according to ESPN App
Beyond 2000 on the discovery channel
Possum and raccoon mirror each other in back to back posts
Possum and raccoon mirror each other in back to back posts
Server error 503
My mom’s cat
"In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn't like [Mason Briggs'] name. We're like, 'What do you mean, George?' He responded to the effect of, 'It doesn't really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart! So everybody's like, 'No, he's gotta be f---ing with us! He's absolutely not."
420 Followers (aka the sex number)
Raccoon and possum are twins posted right next to each other
Lauren Sanchez before and after
By totally nonviolent means of course…
AOL is down bad
6 points is their largest deficit this year. They are playing a Final Four game at the time of this post.
Rice yeller with possum screaming in next post up
Google search by photo button circled.
Lots of empty red seats at Busch Stadium, especially the upper deck.