kblitzy (カラブリッツ) 💊🇵🇭

@kblitzy.bsky.social

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Buckeye MPH ‘26, Rocket BSN ‘99. pharma shill. wifey to Blitzy. mama to the Blitzlets and FauxBlitzKid. opinions are mine and mine alone. “the music dance experience is officially cancelled.” https://linktr.ee/k_blitzy

my oldest child and i
the blitzies on the chicago riverwalk
my handsome hubby, blitzy, and i
kblitzy, wearing her graduation hood and gown, next to the Script Ohio monument on the campus of THE Ohio State University
Title slide of my paper - “A Cost Benefit Analysis of Spravato versus Standard of Care in Treatment Resistant Major Depressive Disorder”
kblitzy with a heart shaped birthday cake and a display of the number 50 in multicolored lights
the blitzies take on the big apple
airport selfie of the hubs and i
graduation cap, tassel with a 2026 charm, a salmon colored master’s hood (MPH), and a scarlet and gray stole embroidered with the Ohio State University insignia
Wexit (n.) - the removal of the Wexner name from all buildings in Columbus, primarily on Ohio State’s campus and medical facilities. Origin - Blend of Wexner and exit. Inspired by Brexit.
griffin, the blitz-pup, asleep on my arm as i attempt to type on my computer.
the blitzlets
me and my four best friends from nursing school. medical college of ohio (now university of toledo), bsn class of 1999
the blitzies at disney world
the blitzlets celebrating the buckeye victory
a hat in the shape of an actual buckeye nut with the Ohio State block “O” logo in the front
griffin
the blitzes in downtown Las Vegas
buckeye blitzies
the blitzlets at 9 mos with Blitzy’s lab coat
Blitzlets at the bus stop
Threads post: “There’s a person getting paid to bully Donald Trump online. This really wasn’t at my career day” My response - Dream job.
the blitzlets in 2025 getting ready to start the 5th graders
the blitzlets in 2020, at kindergarten registration
snuggling a brown floofy cavapoo
Blitzlets at Hamilton
blitzlets & blitzy waiting for COSI to open
the blitzlets with our friends, Allison & Heidi (my BFF for over 35+ years!)
last day of school picture of the blitzlets - blitzlet 1 on the left, blitzlets 2 on the right
on the left, my mom’s graduation photo; on the right, my graduation photo
griffin with his blue birthday hat
Lindsey Graham “jokingly” supporting T-rump’s interest in becoming Pope
A picture of Justin Timberlake with the caption “Hi. It’s April 30.”
Blitzy’s beer and my mango strawberry cocktail
the blitzies before frostbite sets in
University of Toledo’s original mascot costume for Rocky the Rocket
my morning coffee in an Ohio State mug
blitzlet2 with her 2nd place medal
4th grade travel basketball team celebrating a win
first picture taken of the blitzlets and i - jan 17, 2015
Griffin the Cavapoo
matt gaetz with a spray tan and raccoon eyes
screenshot of Facebook - Blitzy and I have been friends for 16 years
2025 Word of the Year: Euphoric
Virtual Christmas Card from the Blitzies
holiday nails
Handmade crochet dolls made by the Senior Crochet Club of Warren, PA with actual human hair donated by local funeral homes
kblitzy and griffin the cavapoo
t-shirt from 1994 that has the Ohio State emblem on front saying “This is your brain”, Michigan emblem on back saying “This is your brain on drugs”
blitzy with a selfie saying “i make weddings look good”
Bugs Bunny dressed as a doctor
griffin the cavapoo
blitzy and i 15 years ago… young, single and blitzlet-less
me and bro #3
Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters (before he was a cheating cheater)
blitzy and i, standing on the beach looking cute
the blitzlets’ 4th grade pics, #2 on the left, #1 on the right
a llama and a blitzy in the wild