Kenneth

@kbot273.bsky.social

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Esports Coordinator UW-Green Bay (he/him) ● ISU '24, OSU '22 ● Splatoon & Omega Strikers Commentator ● "Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance." ● 📸@theroguecora.bsky.social

The rosters in Japanese for AREA CUP Crown #3. Here is a copy-paste from the spreadsheet. ID チーム名 PLAYER1 PLAYER2 PLAYER3 PLAYER4 名前 XID 名前 XID 名前 XID 名前 XID C11 猫吸い ろぶすた〜 @tt_lv_ オクラ @ookura0810 くろくろ @Kur0_0n メロン @melon1_game C12 ガオガオドラゴン もも @0Momo_spl れいまる @reimaru17 ひまじん @spl_himazin のりしお @NoriFPS C13 Rampage りうくん @RiuKugel りぶてん @Rivdre0323 リビア @dowlby そっぴ @soppi0313 C14 愉快爽快 るす @rusu_daihuku htn @hatanokokoro_44 るびぃたん @Rubytenke なえごら @naegorando0611 C15 鮭走働 kou @kou256256 Azu @Azujetman ひさつるこう @spl_tokumeiK ゴやめ @G4Kchan C16 キューインワールド 一口たべる @hitokuchi4114 さむらいかさと @kasatosamurai ちあき @chiaki_dao0119 うーたん @tandon6w C17 きんぐおぶはむ トド @botoru_suki いなてん @gj__nui そふ @Y1el9h たなは @tanaha_t C18 Ribbitz シューマ @08Shuman ウルボー @Wol_bo ニースパ @neet_spa がらんどう @Grand_Roll
A screenshot from the original Splatoon of Grey's inkling holding a Dynamo roller behind Erza's inkling.
Screenshot of ThatSrb2DUDE's YouTube recent YouTube videos as of posting. Titles of the videos include the following: Is Object Shredder Nova LEGIT in Splatoon 3? 7.4K views 4 days ago .. Did they just LEAK that NEW Splatoon 3 Weapons are coming? 14K views 8 days ago .. I HATE MARIO KART WORLD... 2.9K views 9 days ago .. This is NOT the WORST Weapon in Splatoon 3.... 6.6K views 12 days ago .. Is Splattershot Nova the WORST WEAPON in Splatoon 3: 7.3K views 2 weeks ago .. Splatoon 3 may have a Switch 2 Version in 2026? 7.4K views 2 weeks ago
Key art of Chronos from Hades II.
Screenshot of the Nintendo Music "year in review" featuring the tracks that Kbot 273 listened to this year. 1 - The Monk Maz Kosha (Breath of the Wild) 2 - The Thunderhead (Tears of the Kingdom) 3 - Break Free (Lead the Way) (Super Mario Odyssey) 4- Battle with Demon Dragon (Tears of the Kingdom) 5 - Battle with Colgeta (First Phase) (Tears of the Kingdom) 6 - Shrines of Light (Tears of the Kingdom) 7 - Third Trailer (Tears of the Kingdom) 8 - Gerudo Town (Breath of the Wild) 9 - Big Blue (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe) 10- Melty Molten Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
Splatoon stats chart stolen from @clutchtomi on twitter. kbot273.bsky.social's self ratings: Tenure - 7 Game Skill - 1 Responsibility - 5 Affability - 6 Non-game skills - 7 Needing - 3
SPLATOON 3 NORTH AMERICAN LEAGUE - WEEK 3 TEAM TRENDS • fofofo dominated the competition; in a mere 14 games, they managed 8 KO's and went 12-2 in games • More fofofo numbers: as of Week 3, they have the League's highest Specials Per Minute total (4.5) despite only being 9th in Turf Per Minute. (Some of this is sample size, but interesting nonetheless) SOLO SUPERSTARS ⁃ DatMenace! (Octobrush and Inkbrush, fofofo) averaged a remarkable 3.3 Splat/Assists Per Minute, the highest total by a non-Tacticooler player in the League so far. - Bandit (Rapid Blaster Pro WNT-R, Duck Motif) had the highest single-game Splat/Assist total with 26 vs Gourmet Race, Tower Control on Urchin Underpass) MISCELLANEOUS - There were 23 KO's in Week 3 in 53 Games Plaved, the highest percentage of KO's thus far! (43%) ⁃ The most-played Stage/Mode combos thus far: Barnacle & Dime SZ and MakoMart TC (11 times played)
SPLATOON 3 NORTH AMERICAN LEAGUE - WEEK 2 TEAM TRENOS • FTWin! and Milky Wav are both currently averaging over 5000 Team Turf Per Game. (5374 and 5144. respectively) • Despite currently being 6-13 in games, Hypernova currently has the lowest Deaths Per Minute. (5.12) SOLO SUPERSTARS • Sam (S-BLAST '91 & Splatana Stamper, FTWin!) is averaging 14.6 Splat/Assists per Game. For perspective, no other non-Tacticooler player is above 12 Splat/Assists per Game. • Kaisa (Snipewriter 5H, Halcyon) currently has the highest average Turf Per Minute, with 366.2. Interestingly Halcyon's Team Turf Per Minute only ranks 6th out of 11 participating teams. MISCELLANEOUS • There were 18 KO's in Week 2 in 49 Games Played. (11 SZ, 4 TC, 2 RM, 1 CB • The 3 most-played Stages thus far: Museum d'Alphonsino (16), Inkblot Art Academy (16), and MakoMart (12).
SPLATOON 3 NORTH AMERICAN LEAGUE - WEEK 1 TEAM TRENDS - Milky Way had an astounding 10.35 Splats/Assists per Minute. The next highest was 9.65! ⁃ Hypernova led the way with 1203.4 Turf per Minute, even higher than their Preseason average! (1195.6) SOLO SUPERSTARS ⁃ SSNolan (.96 Gal Deco, Moonlight) had the highest single-game Splat /Assist total with 27 (vs fofofo, Clam Blitz on Inkblot Art Academy) - Capt.Happy (Snipewriter 5H & N-Zap '85, Hypernova) had the highest Splat Participation score, with contributions to 35.5% of the team's Splats. MISCELLANEOUS - There were 14 non-DC-related KO's in Week 1. (8 SZ, 4 RM, 2 TC, 0 CB) ⁃ The 3 most-played weapons were Slosher (46 picks), .52 Gal (42), and Snipewriter 5H (41)
Myself & EE standing outside of the venue at Riptide 2025 in Sandusky, Ohio.
A Discord message from Fusion on 3/29/2021 that reads: "The Kbot Index is a new statistical measurement representing how far beyond common reason a current situation is. This index replaces the former Malding Index but is designed to capture the same quantity. The Kbot Index is calculated as the following: (Number of times kbot touches his hands to his temples) / (1 game vod reviewing) This quantity should be incremented each time the hands are removed and reapplied to the temples. Continuous hands to temples count once per 10 seconds. Two hands to the temples counts twice, and one counts once. Ex. Kbot sees double tenta brella and puts his hands to his temples. He calms down and doesn't touch his head the rest of the game. The Kbot index is 2" Attached to the discord message is an image of Kbot with two hands on his temples, looking frustrated
Screenshot of the roster page of teams registered for SuperJump 6, with team name FTWin! and a roster of Kyo, Biscuit, Hexen, and Shak
On a stream from over 2 years ago, Kbot reacts to a clip posted by pikachudavid456 on X (formerly Twitter) in which Pika throws a line marker along a convoluted path bouncing off multiple sections of the enemy team plat on Inkblot Art Academy. When the line marker hits the player, the player visibly disappears from the game after a disconnect, making it look like the player's disconnect was caused by the line marker.
On the left, a skinny guy arguing with the camera in a red jacket. The caption above him reads "Zooka Spam." On the right, an image of the gigachad face, with an emphasized jawline and beard in grayscale. The caption above him reads "Reef Spam."
A screenshot of a reply on X/Twitter from @Kbot_273 written on November 18, 2021, that reads "To give you all perspective: This trailer was released 5 years and 1 month ago. Cautiously optimistic for the future, but there's a long road to travel ahead for the Big N and Esports"
From the "First Look at Nintendo Switch" Trailer by Nintendo picturing a filled stadium with a Splatoon game taking place at the center. Trailer date: 10/20/2016.
A Discord screenshot from Sendou with a pikmin profile picture that reads "and they thought the game was dead. Well you were wrong goddamnit"
When viewing an in-game Splatoon 3 replay, myself and magic8ball react to a disconnection error.
A tweet on x.com from Andrew "Grapes" Hau (@speedygrapes), who is a league of legends caster for the North American Tier 2 & Collegiate scene. The tweet reads "130k+ viewers for a Tier 2 League. NLC got motion." The tweet has an image that shows each of the players and coach streaming their POV from the match and their viewcount.
Shows a shopping cart with a bucket, snow shovel, salt and salt spreader. Branding on items shows Menards.
Tweet from February 8, 2023, from myself (Kbot_273) reading "10 games to get to know me: Splatoon, Risk of Rain 2, Hades, Super Mario Galaxy, Omega Strikers, Mario Kart Wii, Abzû, Celeste, Astral Chain, Astroneer"
A screen capture from the game Windblown: The player character in an Axolotl skin on a floating island overlooking the vortex in the distance.