K.B. Spangler

@kbspangler.com

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Writer, cartoonist, editor. Hugo finalist. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her. 🖼️ kbspangler.com 🐨 agirlandherfed.com 🐲 sidequested.com 🎉 patreon.com/KBSpangler ✨ Rep by Bailey Tamayo • btamayo@sjga.com ✨

Large bags of soil placed at the end of the driveway to help guide floodwaters into a ditch.
A ghost otter pet. It's blue. I want him so.
the absolute worst fish pin. a goofy gold bastard with green enamel with its mouth open to do a chomp.
a pin which reads FORMER FUTURE MARINE BIOLOGIST because how dare it
A little blonde dog lies on her back, legs splayed, covering the entire long wall ac vent.
I want a closed casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop goes the weasel” over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent horrified anticipation.
Small doodles of Charlie, Leo, and John as they take a break on a red dragon's back. Charlie looks VERY SHOCKED with HUGE EYES.
A vivid green ceramic frog on a blue background.
A pair of hands unboxes a stuffed plush vulture.
A closeup of the “Use or freeze before Sep 1, 2017” in the Lindsey box
A stack of four Thin Mint boxes in the freezer. They are labeled Cruz, Lindsey, McConnell, and Trump.
Prince Leo scrubs Molly with a soapy cloth. She is really enjoying it.
Multiple fellow Leo’s agreeing with the fact I am currently an insufferable egotistical twat.
A list of items from WITCH HAT ATELIER including the palm quire, a small round notebook.
Princess Robin looks not much like a princess in a tanktop and khakis as she presses a hand against her head and says "Phew!"
little brass bits that you can affix to the edges of your journal cover
Clasped hands meme with "Politics Bluesky" and "Sports Bluesky" uniting over "Folarin Balogun"
The American Chopshop Motorcycle thing meme about socialism.
“I’m still interested in hearing about these neighborhood murders…as long as it’s not too scary and it doesn’t involve my house. If it does then please don’t tell me.” “Hey my dad found some shell casings from last night on the street so if you have a sudden roof leak, that’s why. And no, sorry, forgot to reply…the murder weren’t in a house on this block!” “I figured you didn’t reply because the murders we’re in my house and my mind started going crazy so I didn’t wanna ask”
A very concerned black lab mutt looks at the BANG KA-BANGS
Hope Blackwell works extremely hard to convince people that she's normal and A GIRL AND HER FED is normal as she describes the least normal comic that has ever comiced, which is a trick as Alan Moore a consummate professional.
Oglaf's "Never fuck a snake no matter how sexy it is" comic
Adam Schiff saying "And there are ways that...there used to be, as you know, a jail in the capital."
A little blonde dog tries her best to think her thunks
A small brown dog with a white stripe on her chest stands over a tennis ball and looks eager
What was likely going to be a beautiful rose, now nothing but a cluster of Japanese beetles on a stem.
The same image I just uploaded...cover to INSIDE THREAT by KB Spangler
The cover to INSIDE THREAT by KB Spangler
A cartoonish scene of a small tent in the woods next to a running stream, with the text I’M MEAN BECAUSE I GREW UP IN NEW ENGLAND Credit, Sticker Cabana, no url on package wtf
The Boopsie "What? No! Surely not!" panel with Robin saying "Investors are questioning whether AI might be a bubble and are jumping ship."
Shep notes that a map of lightning strikes, in which North, Central, and South America are basically bright red, explains a lot. Then the next post is from Auferre saying, "New use for billionaires?" And Rahaeli, of course, ending with "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
A little blonde dog with a white stripe on her chest stares hopefully up at the camera and asks you to throw the ball, please? Please?
A very elderly brown field spaniel with a gray muzzle looks at the camera
Rumi, “Like This,” If anyone asks you How the perfect satisfaction Of all our sexual wanting Will look, lift your face And say, Like this
Pat saying to Hope, "Please don't murder them. This is a cyborg thing." To which she replies, "But."
Cucumber seedlings approx 8” tall
A clump of purple coneflowers
A multilayered antique orange daylily. This came with the house
The cover to SIDEQUESTED
Water is hosed onto already wet soil, then a hand comes in to break the wet crust and shows the soil is dry underneath.
set design for DRAGON STRIKER with a large crab on top of a crab cart with seafood for sale
A small brown dog smiles winsomely up at the camera
What remains of a blue hosta.
The main cast of DRAGON STRIKER all plastered up against the camera.
Three blank notebooks from Galen Leather. Tomoe River, exclusive Tomoe River, and Life notebooks, all A5
Cucumber seedlings starting to put out real leaves.
Purple daylilies and yellow nasturtium, with a tower of morning glories and honeysuckle
A small pack of cucumber seeds in dirt.
Nothing Explains Trump’s Washington Quite Like the Reflecting Pool Scandal David A. Fahrenthold on a controversy that’s deeper than it looks By Aymann Ismail
An average-sized lime next to a dime-sized round purple potato
half lion half tiger (hybrid photoshop from Reddit)
Agott from WHA
Dirt with Row 7’s “7082 cucumber experimental” on the packet shown.
Babs, a truly enormous red elder dragon, peers through a hole in the wall of a nightclub and roars "I AM OTHERWISE OCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT."
A comic page from AGAHF in which Clarice moans about needing someone powerful but not political, and the dude recommends Donald Trump, which the evil supervillain shoots down because "I have standards."
Leo, a dim lad on a journey towards getting brighter, squints as he says "I did not just see that."
a very kind, extremely smart guy wearing too much white to be practical, but it's obviously a style choice that works for him, with mismatched glasses.
A photo of a goddamned Canada goose goddamned nesting on my parents’ goddamned garage, taken from about 500 feet away and zoomed in because my father, unlike myself, is not stupid.
Princess Robin smashes a hole in a wall with a huge support column and shouts "BABS! ESCAPE PLAN MICAH!"